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The most Colourful skydiving discipline for YOU
Girlfalldown replied to Mike111's topic in The Bonfire
No one was talking about turning tricks lady! Get your mind outta the gutter! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) -
It's Friday! I'm happy! Everyone's acting like dorks in my office and my boss, my co-worker and I just jumped up and did the Time Warp because it was playing on his XM radio. That was a sight! Happy Friday everyone! Have a great weekend! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I only have one. You can see it in my avatar. Oh wait...I guess I have two. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I was typing a reply but then I got denied! Of course I looked again. Then I though Skybytch locked it because she was the last poster but she's not green anymore and I got really confused. It's really not that hard to confuse me. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I'm so confused! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I was totally thinking of posting this very same thing when that last thread got locked! It had been up all day and I never bothered to look at it. Suddenly there's a lock and I just can't help myself! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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And bigger runway numbers!! Nah, we can just double up! And Beth, what do you mean maybe? I never hear about it when they are happening, so if you find me this year I will DEFINITELY join in the fun.
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Next time try it with breast milk. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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And bigger runway numbers!! Nah, we can just double up! And Beth, what do you mean maybe? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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coming: alanab Anvil ballsack Chaoskitty chopchop CieloDiosa Clownburner Cornholio! Deuce Elisha Evelyn Feeblemind FIREFLYR Absolutely,possibly Frenchy fueler GiaKrembs Girlfalldown JankyBob gjhdiver gravitygirl jdobleman Jsaxton livendive lummy mathias mcneill79 mfrese monkycndo nuntiux NWFlyer photofly plaything, maybe tied up and kicking and screaming.. Rookie120 Rosebud SeaKev Sebazz1 Shawndiver skybytch (and some swooper guy) Skydivexxl with da beer! Skyesspot Smilie tallguy Thanatos340 vdschoor Breathing hard: Amazon genoyamamoto We're gonna need a bigger hangar! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Just to make sure nobody overlooks this link, it's a true news story of some idiot who died trying to fuck a horse in the ass. He was found to have died from a perforated colon. Sounds like the horse back-kicked the stupid fuck in the gut. Sounds more like this guy was the catcher not the pitcher but what the hell do I know? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Sorry but I've already got someone to take care of my special needs. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I don't see a Brad on there.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh I saw the cool ankle ones. I just wanted the lengerie ones! PM sent. EW! Frenchy I did NOT want to see you in thigh highs and a garter. Dude, you really need a trim. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Dude, i was there and when i got back from eloy that year, i had a bottle of H&S as my avatar. Heck I wasn't even there and I know the story! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Let's celebrate. I got some KY now bend over. I call bullshit!!! You know it's head and shoulders. LMFAO! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Oh I saw the cool ankle ones. I just wanted the lingerie ones! edited because I spelled like Remi. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I'm special in a sad sorta way. Can I see? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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For Sunshine! August is "Anal Sex Month!" "In the ancient philosophies of Kundalini Tantra and Taoist Alchemy, it was believed that the anus was the collection point of life energy. Through the ages, practitioners have applied esoteric techniques to hone in and harness this primordial energy. Several millennia later, this knowledge is back again to bite us on our root chakras and make even the most sexually enlightened among us feel inadequate. Being a great lay just isn't good enough anymore. If you don't reach nirvana when you do it, then you must not be doing it right." [from "Bend-Over Buddha" by Arlo Tolesco in the GV Magazine] -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I think it was a moth - the kind that eats holes in your clothes Well I can see why! I guess if I was all shriveled and couldn't fly I'd eat holes in stuff too! Wait... I am all shriveled and I can't fly! Mmm yummy sweatshirt....mmm -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Nope it's a butterfly. The are the root of all that is evil. If you see one you should run as fast as you can and don't look back. I edited my previous post! Yes, you're absolutely right! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I think that's a moth. No, wait, it's a butterfly! I should have known! Moths are much more docile than butterflies. I was attacked by butterflies when I was a child once. They came out of their nest and stung the shit out of me. I ended up with 2 stings on my eye and about 15 stings on the rest of my body. Damn butterflies! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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No, that's what is really sad is that he didn't die - but spent his life with a withered body unable to fly That's so fucked up! I bet he got squashed on someone's shoe too! Why ya trying to bring us all down Evelyn? Edited to add: Are you sure it wasn't a moth? Moths are often mistaken for butterflies. Maybe it was just a month. Then it wouldn't be so sad. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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*** I hear the wing loading formula is considerably different at that DZ... something like 3:1 for students?? I thought they jumped up from the ground and landed at 14K in the plane. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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OMG so the butterfly just died like that? I'm sad now. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)