Girlfalldown
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Because surfers are so much hotter than skydivers. DUH! Excuse me GirlfalldownOnMe, but most surfers arent very good looking. Sure there are the few blonde hair beachcomber types, but most look a little more beaten up (like me) There's just something about that sun damaged hair and pre-cancerous skin that makes me hot. Hotter than a limping, scarred, road rashed swooper? Stop it! You're getting me all excited! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I can't wait to see what you bunch come up with for this. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Because surfers are so much hotter than skydivers. DUH! Excuse me GirlfalldownOnMe, but most surfers arent very good looking. Sure there are the few blonde hair beachcomber types, but most look a little more beaten up (like me) There's just something about that sun damaged hair and pre-cancerous skin that makes me hot. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Awe! Cutsie wittle baby wabies! (sorry, your avatar caught me off guard) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Dodo head and doodoo head are different things right? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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How you doin baby? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Because surfers are so much hotter than skydivers. DUH! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Dude...you have a hot wife. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I googled Remi & Karen and came up with nothing good. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Then what were those pictures he showed me? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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True. I guess I just don't like it cause it itches. I hear it's much stronger than cotton though which makes it better for suspension. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Roger that. 10-4 good buddy. Just don't use manila, sisal, coir, jute or hemp. It itches. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I am going out of town with my girlfriend this weekend and we are gonna have sex all weekend. Be sure to bring your sex swing, some bondage rope and copy of Remi's last video. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I'm on my period. Huh? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Did you hold the botton down or just cuddle with it? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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It's saké. Get it right. Sheesh. So how the heck do you get that little tick mark over the "e"?? Hold alt down and type 130 edited to add: âäàåüÇêëèäùÿ¥₧ƒ -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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It's saké. Get it right. Sheesh. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I think we're about all registered now Roy. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Yeah, well, "Fe-MALL-eh", so long as you know your place. Is that Chilean booze-merchant keeping you on overtime? WTF? Over. It's Argentinian and yes he is. I'm off now though. XO Bye Deucey-poo! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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You had me at Biatch. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Your lesbian-ness is out of control. Don't make me show you my Pimp-hand. Bitch. Oh well I guess you diant hear with those big ole flappin ears of yours but I am now a straight and taken woman! Das right, now you gotsta answah to my man if ya gonna talk da smack, puck ass! Now back dat big ole ass back up der in dat kitchen and fix my man a chicken pot pie cause I gots ta go work on dis here ass if it gonna be smokin tonight. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I am so gonna smack your punk ass when I see you! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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Did you just make a puppy ? Awe Shan you really are a sweetie. No, Jesus reincarnated an old dog into a puppy. Then Buddha came and tossed him a bone. Jesus got mad because he wanted to play with the puppy and so he hit Buddha upside the head with a crumpet and then they had a cup of tea. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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AH ok! I just couldn't imagine trying to run it out in them! I'm a dumbass, I know. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
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I might have missed this way back but I have to ask how you ladies land in high heels! I can barely walk in them let alone land in them! I guess if it's a windy day and you have a nice friendly canopy... (I wear heals like twice a year) -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)