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  1. Pwarrr who farted? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  2. They're about as adored a turd on your foot. It's all the stupid old folk that stand in the streets waving flags, they've got nothing better to do. Bless em. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  3. The vast majority of the British population think that the Royals a waste of space and money, the only fascination we have is why the hell they are still around! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  4. One of the TM's in Cape Town took a midget up for her 30th birthday. Was absolutely hilarious, he just picked her up and strapped her on and walked to the plane and when he landed he just walked back with her still strapped to him. He can't have that fear of midgets that I have. 'Small hands, smell like cabbage.' ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  5. Hahaha that's a quality pose! I might have to get my camera out tonight for a couple of cheeky ones. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  6. You just have to put it on backwards and it fits pretty snug. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
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  8. You scare me too. It's just a funny picture. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  9. http://www.freewebs.com/nutbarstuff/thehoff.txt ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  10. Hahahah I did exactly the same thing when I converted to throw out. I bet the look on my face was an absolute classic when I realised I still had my PC in my hand. I let go of the thing like it was on fire! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  11. I am sooooo jealous, DMB are one of my favourite bands of all time. I've got to go see them when I come to the states next yr. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  12. Hahahaha is it just me or am I seeing a pattern here. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  13. I'll take 2!! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  14. Oh my fuckin god! I'm gonna have to learn to trust you guys in future!!! My damn curiosity, it always gets my in trouble! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  15. Right, I just got in from work, lets have a look. Why do I get the feeling i'm going to feel stupider for watching this? ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  16. Has anyone else noticed that the most 'popular' kids at school all turn out to be morons when they get older? All the ones from my old school still hang onto their superficial bullshit whereas the so-called outcasts are the most genuine ones around. I took great pleasure in seeing the most popular girl from my year at school, that all the guys fancied, walking down the street with 3 kids hanging off her tired lookin ass the other day. But like the Murphy's, i'm not bitter, hehe. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  17. My Dad was drunk the other week and he told me that an old family friend of ours that i've known since I was born used to be a roady for Hendrix and she did the dirty with him when he was touring England. I was most impressed, I knew she used to be a hippy but that's just brilliant. He swore me to secrecy but hey, it's a good story and it's true. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  18. It's ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT in my opinion! Whichever person has a problem with having a basketball net up in your driveway should serioulsy kill themselves, there is no rational explanation for their existance. At the end of the day it's a basketball net, it's not unsightly, it doesn't inconvenience others or cause any undue stress and they help kids stay fit and healthy. Ok, I can see they can do good things for a community but when it comes to trivial things like this, they are pathetic, the fact that they would waste the tax payers money on legal action is beyond me. I say take a stand and put a dozen of the things on your driveway, hell, plant em in your garden and say they're trees too. Rant over. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  19. Could someone explain what the video is, I don't want to watch it for the risk of being sacked for downloading obscene stuff but im somewhat intregued!! (spelling?) ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  20. Could someone explain what exactly a home owners association is and what gives them the right to tell you to take down a portable basketball hoop that is on your property? I'm a bit astounded by it all, i've never heard of it on this side of the pond. Seriously though, if someone came upto me and told me to stop playing basketball on my drive I would tell them to go fuck themselves and rap the thing around the back of their heads. Land of the free, me arrrrrse. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  21. If I had a choice of seeing one concert before I die it would have to be Jimi Hendrix without a doubt. No other live gig would come even close. Music with balls. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  22. Amen! What happened to music with balls and music with soul. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  23. Why didn't he just kick it in the face a few times? It was only a dog. A few hefty kicks to the face and it would have gone. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  24. I'd have to say the original Guns and Roses. Seen the Chilli Peppers 4 times now any everytime Keidis hasn't been able to sing for shit. Out of tune for 50% of the gig and the sound levels have been some of the worst i've heard. Foo Fighters much better live any day. Thrice were pretty damn good live too. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......
  25. Hahahahaha i've been waiting all my life for someone to say that! ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces......