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Bit like a rhino eh ? Those buggers can move fast too when pissed off. I found the quick ticket to keeping a target weight. Go vegetarian and cut out dairy. I eat fish occaisionally, about a dozen eggs a year, and haven't touched milk in four years. I also eat cheese on occaision so I'm basically what's referrred to as a lacto-ovo vegetarian. I replaced milk with soy, and meat with tofu and pulses. If you do that, and resist the urge to carb load with chocolates, after a month or so, you'll just arrive at a natural weight, and your cholesterol will drop off the map in most cases. Your appetites and tastes will change too. I used to love meat. Now the taste of it is repellant to me, and it feels really unatural to eat.
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Another thing though. As you've shown me your old police Id, which appears to be a picture of two separate gorillas trying to squeeze into a blue serge sack, can it be safe to say that entrance requirements were somewhat more relaxed in your day ? I was also stopped by a cop once on a bike in San Francisco, who had to be not only the fattest cop I ever saw, but perhaps just one of the fattest people, period. His head was actually a bump on an otherwise round torso. It looked like the nipple on an orange. His chinstrap on his helmet was actually between his top lip and his nose. I was laughing so hard he nearly had a stroke.
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Subsititute anything for Dave. You'll note all the good looking women in the photos are wearing Wings. Surely some correlation.
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Rapid weight loss program. Go to Safeway. Buy day old shrimp. Leave on counter for 24 hours. Consume. You'll lose the 14 pounds in about 35 minutes, let alone days.
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This happens to me all the time, only it isn't a dream.
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Still two of my favorites. The label on a child's superman costume. "Warning - Cape does not enable user to fly" And the one I still get on bags of peanuts on United Airlines. Bags that have "Peanuts" written on them, and the ingredient list contains one word, "peanuts" "Warning - May contain peanuts" You think ?
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yeah is there any way that people know this ahead of time? It can't be that big of a secret right? (PM me what you know!) It's free cut-laterals in January. That's a really great gimme. If anyone has trouble finding a dealer, just PM me.
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Why don't you ask her yourself. It's our very own flyangel2 here on dropzone.com. That's really nice in air picyure from another of us here, Deuce. You'd be surprised at how much a rig will rise up on you under canopy when's it set up for RW with a loose chest strap and loose leg straps. I know that rig fits her perfectly, I measured her for it myself
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You haven't got much of a beard either you big pansy.
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PM me and let me know who it is that did that. Not that I would do anything mind you, but karma has a way of removing chances of sponsorships and making sure that invitations to record attempts get a little scarce. I would like to think that what gets said here would remain here. I guess it's just another of life's little dissapointments to learn that's not the case.
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It's OK, That'll buff out.
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Actually, if it was to be a perfect wave, and recreate the experience of surfing off the Welsh coast, then you would have had to have bunged in a few fresh human turds and some used condoms and syringes to accompany him on his ride into shore.
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JP uses them too. Oh hang on, no, it's just actually a sheep. My mistake.
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SkyQuest: Ron Hill & Norm Kent
gjhdiver replied to JamesNahikian's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I worked with Mike for a lot of years. I think that his injury was definately skydive related. As he describes it, he blew out his rotator cuff twice on exits, the second time on a C-130 exit. The last one put it beyond the hope of reasonable recovery for skydiving. A shame, but it did spur him to a new career as a pilot. -
That's OK. Sometimes you gotta go away to appreciate coming back again
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Duh.....
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I see a lot of these for just about anything I post for sale. Getting up there with the Nigerian banking scam for frequency these days.
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I have been using Dells for years. In fact, I'm using one right now and I have another at home. Here's what I have decided after 20 years of using PC's. I'm getting rid of them once and for all to be free of the tyranny of using shitty, bug riddled MS software, espcially Outlook. My next computer is going to be a G4 Imac.
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They are no more difficult to pack than any other type of rig. In fact, thanks to the design of the free bag, I'd say they were easier in many respects. What causes the problem is that many newer riggers only have one pack job, and they then use it on everything. If you use a Javelin bulking job on a Wings, it isn't going to look good. If you read the manual that comes with it, you can bulk the reserve pack job correctly and it will look great.
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That's OK, I just ordered your Wings with B-12 snaps and a PD218 main in it. That's what you ordered isn't it ?
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I'd love to take some credit for the Eloy DZ com jump, but it all happened a day before I got there. See, if they'd just waited a day....
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I bought new socks.
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that is not very nice ... this is a time of joy and love and togetherness... not a time for cruel reality... I was being nice. I just wanted you to hold my eggnog while you're in there. I now realise that just about nobody knows what we're talking about here, so I'll stop now. Everybody is stupid. Except me.
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Fucking horrible. For the first time ever, no decorations, no tree, no cards, no snacks, nothing. Welcome to the financial services industry. Ho Ho Ho.
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Oh shut up and go stand in the gear room again. I want to see if it works if we leave you in there longer.