Taylor610
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Let the air out of the doll....
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You see, women have that shopping mentality, that dude is giving her a maxed out credit card while he checks to see if she is wearing panties...
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[Scubby Do Voice] "Howed de get dem fish in dere, Raggy" Scubby Ruby Dooooo!!!!!
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It's the kind of Guitar I play...
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It's a song...sung to the tune of "The Frito Bandito"
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I trust you GFD...I only learned them while intoxicated at DZ parties... and the chorus goes... Aye Yia yia yiaaaa In China they don't wipe they drip dry Sing me another verse that's worse that the other verse and Waltz me around by my willie Right??
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There once was a man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave He had no good luck and boy how she stunk But think of the money he saved
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Nope, sure wasn't. Try saying pussy in place of cunt. It doesn't flow. *** If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it. Just a different version I guess, but if you like cunt, don't stop because of me... Did I really just say that????
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There once was a woman from Hatches Who was blessed with 2 snatches She asked with a sigh wiped a tear from her eye Is there a man with equipment that matches?
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if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it! *** I think the original wording was using the word "pussy" in place of "cunt" Then again, with that coming from GFD who am I to argue...
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OH NO...3-0 Happy Birthday P-Kitty. Don't party tooo hard this weekend!
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(While tighting the lateral straps) "Is it in yet"
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Thanks Guys, Yeah, who ever thought this dumb country boy would make it through student status. I remember once we were busy and I was running from one student to the next...I walked up the next AFF level 1 I was going to do and introduced myself. I said I had about 800 AFF jumps and he said "WOW, you think you will ever get off student status...!" Ouch...
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Congrats! We are 1 day apart...
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25 Years ago today, C-182, T-10, 24' flat, 4-line release, 2800' My Copper SK 600 was flopping around on my head and my jump boots were big heavy and they stunk.
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July 1st will be 4 years since I quit.
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So how about lend me $100.00, but only give me $50.00 right now. That way, You'll owe me $50.00 and I'll owe you $50.00 and we'll be even!!!!
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What Seinfeld characters' flaw(s) do YOU have?
Taylor610 replied to VanillaSkyGirl's topic in The Bonfire
What about George running out of the bathroom saying, *** SHRINKAGE!!!!! -
TYPE LOUDER BILLY ! MY CONTACTS AREN'T IN YET ! WHAT DID YOU SAY AGAIN ? *** Billy, isn't there a story about John and a blind guy in a golf cart in MD at a DZ????
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No do worky...
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DOORKNOB! *** Oh...she is looking for a way out...blaming the dog...man that is the oldest lamest excuse...blame the dog...
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where is that coming from? *** You just opened a door that might never be closed...
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well tension knots in the students stomach count, no? *** By the time he chopped the second one, I was the one with the tesion knots!!
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did the TI chop that main just to prove that he/She trusts you enough to get three openings on 2 jumps? or was it a legit malfunction! LOL *** He swears it was a legit tension knot in the A lines right side, "both times"...(yeah right). The funny thing was he flew the second one back to the DZ and chopped it where would land on the DZ...hmmm, makes me wonder... Naw, I believe they were both legit...
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The funny one was the new TI having is first Tandem cutaway on tandem # 13. It was my pack on the reserve. I handed him another tandem rig in the landing area with another student and told him I had packed the main on that one...he chopped it too!!! I saved 4 people in 2 jumps on back to back loads! The TI that did it reads the forums, I wonder if he will read this...