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    "Where is the Cheat?!?!?" =========Shaun ==========
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    My GF has one in the same place and about the same size - she hides it well.... =========Shaun ==========
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    Yup. Lodi has us beat. I wonder how they do it? We pretty much break even and our instructors don't take any home......They must do a lot of tandems. =========Shaun ==========
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    AH NO!!! I mean that I'm not going to hit on a girl that's with a bud of mine... Sheesh. =========Shaun ==========
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    You said it. Sometimes I have so much confidence I have to clean it out of my head with a q-tip. Or that I just really like girls. They are soft and they smell nice. =========Shaun ==========
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    BINGO!! And if that # exceeds any other in the series - then what kind of punishment shall we inflict? =========Shaun ==========
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    One time I heard that Monkey Testicles had another big Balls Contest with Dumbo, and the loser had to shave legs. Dumbo shaved his legs. =========Shaun ==========
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    Caption Contest!

    Unstable replied to ExAFO's topic in The Bonfire

    "Ah, your just curious. Let me show you how everything works down there..." =========Shaun ==========
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    Okay okay - I don't get it. I can measure my penis pretty easily - It just takes a rules and about 20 seconds. But how, may I ask, can a lady efficiently measure depth? I think there will be some sampling bias in this thread.. =========Shaun ==========
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    Cats...

    Unstable replied to ExAFO's topic in The Bonfire

    An entire website dedicated to cats....in....sinks..... I don't even like cats that much, but for some reason, I'm so.....drawn to that website. =========Shaun ==========
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    I agree - You could impeach him, but on what charge? Goofing up Iraq? Being in a League with the Oil Barrons? Sounding Stupid? Sheesh - at least when they Impeached Clinton, they had something concrete against him, like lying under oath. You got nothing on Bushy other than the fact you don't like him. =========Shaun ==========
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    That depends on how much I like her boy friend... =========Shaun ==========
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    No - I don't think you can tell. At least I can't. I keep hitting on the girls that are already taken. That gets me in trouble. =========Shaun ==========
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    Nice car - but it would have been nicer if you would have gotten that lady in the picture to model it for you. Come on man - what is a car pic without a girly hood decoration. =========Shaun ==========
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    So - this last weekend I went to the zoo. There were monkies with testicles there. They were masturbating. Then they saw we were watching and they got mad and hit the glass. It was cool. (Am I as cool as Monkeytesticles now?!??!) =========Shaun ==========
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    Is there anyone this weekend who didn't get any jumps because of a SO? Maybe we should make a new # on the weekend numbers for those poor saps.... =========Shaun ==========
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    I think it's 100% possible to change your personality. It's not easy; but it's possible. IMHO, to go out and say "Changing your personality is impossible" completely nullifies the point of life; life is a growing and learning process. Growth and progress involve change. edited for grammar only. =========Shaun ==========
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    "Dude, you gotta try this stuff, it's some jacked up shit man...." =========Shaun ==========
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    Our TM only packs for himself, but then again we are a smaller Kansas Dropzone, not like we are pushing tandems through every weekend. This all seems llke a gray area to me. By the Book, a Tandem rig need to be packed by the Jumper in command or an FAA certified rigger. Most places will suffice for a rigger present who is overseeing the packing process and will take responsibility for those packing. =========Shaun ==========
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    If you are interested in Learning to skydive and going through with your license - then I don't know of anyplace you can go to for less than http://www.ksu.edu/ksupc Skydive KState. Thats my home DZ. We do Static line. We are a club; not a business. Students pay $25 per semester for gear rental, and we have brand new student wings (January 2007) with cypres 2s, and 2004 navigator mains. Like I said, we are not a business. Student skydivers pay just their slot + instructor slot and packing if necessary. Lift tickets are $12 to 5k and +$1 up to 10K after that - so you can do the math and figure out lift ticket prices. We are about skydiving- and we use any money we have to make sure our aircraft, our equipment, and our training procedures are as safe as possible. give us a look up - or shoot me a PM if interested. =========Shaun ==========
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    Yeah - I tried tht first but Apple disables that function when playing a DVD. = ( =========Shaun ==========
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    Hey, can I start Posting exhaggerated versions of OTHER instructor's screw ups? That might get this thread cruising!! =========Shaun ==========
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    Hey Gang, this week I made some jumps a skydive mesquite and JTVAL did some video and burned me a CD of some of our jumps - great guy. Anyways - I'm looking for a simple way to take the dvd and grab images off the screen - I use an iBook G4 with the basics, no fancy video editing software. I wanted to grab some images to post as avatars, save on facebook - et cetera. Does anybody know a simple way to do this? =========Shaun ==========
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    Giving 100%

    Unstable replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire

    I'll take 69 over 120 anyday, buddy..... =========Shaun ==========
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    i wear my helmet on takeofff 90% of the time - but given the information here - I need to wear it 100%. =========Shaun ==========