Unstable

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  1. lol I'm guessing if this thread goes right, then It will discourage many a people from ever getting married.. =========Shaun ==========
  2. Seen your partner take a #2?!!? Hell, with all the touchy feely relationship threads lately, and all the weird bathroom humor threads, why the hell not just fit in with the crowd?!?! So, have you ever had to watch that? Did it put a crimp on the relationship!?!? =========Shaun ==========
  3. U going Turtle? We could have a freak-off and settle this like men. =========Shaun ==========
  4. MAN that'd be great. I may have to take one of them male stamina pills to make it through 42 freaks. =========Shaun ==========
  5. Honestly, I don't know how I'd find fulfillmet in a type of relationship like that. =========Shaun ==========
  6. YOU! Coming to Freaks!??! I only have One Polyester suite - so we can share. Do you want top or bottom? =========Shaun ==========
  7. oh oh oh you shoud probably be of opposet sex. SC in 3......2..... =========Shaun ==========
  8. All I hear is "blah blah blah blah blah blaaaa." I can't jump it. Therefore, it must be krap. =========Shaun ==========
  9. From the MRVS Website.... =========Shaun ==========
  10. Screw the plane man - that ain't no jumpable platform. If it were a 182 or 206 with a Jump door, then I would mourn for the aircraft... =========Shaun ==========
  11. What? How do you freak a quarter? Are there going to be midgets this year?!?!? COOL! =========Shaun ==========
  12. Yeah Man, where's the "Honey Nut Cheerios" option? Or maybe the Maple n Brown sugar option? =========Shaun ==========
  13. Dude You're smoking something. Any other guesses?!?!? =========Shaun ==========
  14. Yeah Man, if you find the right one, they may even let you jump without a parachute. =========Shaun ==========
  15. A LOT of really good points here. I gotta say, sometimes it's cool to see the serious side of skydivers and their personal lives. Granted, I've never been married, and right now the prospects arn't looking too hot for ol' Unstables, but I have learend one thing I believe is true about Relationships. Can I add my own word in? The 4-letter "w" word. Work. After the Honeymoon phase is over, couples find their differences and the real Joys, and tough parts of being in a committed relationship come out. They take work. Active listening, continuously going outside your comfort zone for the other partner, doing things you would do and swallowing your pride on a daily basis. Look at happy couples - they are all happy because that's how they choose to live and they put the effort in make it that way. After the honeymoon pha =========Shaun ==========
  16. .... could a Couch Freak Freak if a Couch Freak could Freak Freaks? Now Modera-tors, I'm not promoting any kind of event, Dropzone, group, or even herd of sheep here, this is a serious question which needs, nay DESERVES a serious answer. Well, How many? =========Shaun ==========
  17. Unstable

    Itchy Anus

    DingDingDingDing We have a winner!!! =========Shaun ==========
  18. Unstable

    Itchy Anus

    LOL is that an actual side effect?! How come you never hear about that on the TV when they play Drug Commercial.... [really fast] "Side effects may include, but are not limited too, itchy anus, tingling butthole or in rare cases, inflamed sphincter. Women should not take or handle Nexium due to a side effect known as "Super PMS". [/really fast] =========Shaun ==========
  19. Hey Doug, check this video out - John Hart sent it to me last night and asked that I spread it around. These are the folks that are coming down. Watching the video made me proud to be a skydiver... Team Fastrax =========Shaun ==========
  20. those are the ones that are true 4 me. =========Shaun ==========
  21. HA - you should send that into a few medical journals. I'm sure someone would give you credit for it and it would look bad-ass on your resume.. =========Shaun ==========
  22. Was this a Mexican model or did she go down south to save a buck or two? I have no sympathy for the latter.. =========Shaun ==========
  23. HAHAHA Why do I just get a redneck vibe looking at the picture!!! The guy was probably like "Dang-gum it, it was Ma turn to screw the deer." =========Shaun ==========
  24. 0:0:0 No jumparinos this weekend. I made 2 on Wednesday, but that technically not 'this weekend.' I'm moving back to Manhattan KS from Wichita, so it's been a weekend of hauling things to and fro. =========Shaun ==========
  25. On Valentine's Day, Tommy Dolphin gives his wife the still beating heart of one of his enemies. Being very romantic, Tom believes every day should be Valentine's Day. =========Shaun ==========