Twoply
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I like the second one. Oh boy, naughty thoughts a brewin'....
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A list of four digit combinations to Master locks found on sites is a wonderful addition to avoid scaling razor wire. The obvious roll of tp is nice to avoid having to use your socks, and save the disgusting feeling of being "not completely clean." Unless you're just hardcore like Pringles and use one big pine cone.
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Is this for fucking real? Christ on a stick, jump more and type less...
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Having never seen a round deploy or inflate before, that made my arse tighten up a bit. Whew! Respect!
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-What's the worst thing you ever said to a cop??
Twoply replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
I was pulled over for , honestly, rolling a stop sign at 6am, Satarday which was also the morning of my birthday, on an empty road. He asked if this was my first ticket, I replied "No sir." He said "Well this won't be a new experience for you then, will it?" Upon signing my ticket I asked him how long he'd been a police officer. He stated he'd been on the "force" for 3 years. I said "Really? Cause you act like a rookie," and drove off immediatly. Some cops are just dicks. -
Lube?! Take it dry, like a champ! LOL!
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A guy is walking down the street and comes accross a tall picket fence that says "Insane Asylum." He hears people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen..!" He gets curious and looks through a knot hole and a finger shoots out and pokes him in the eye, and then he hears "Fourteen, fourteen!"
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2 muffins are in the oven. One says to the other "Man, it's hot in here." The other one yells, "HOLY CRAP, A TALKING MUFFIN." LOL! These are great!
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Q) What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? A) Roberto. LOL!
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"Snotty Walrus" When a girl is performing oral sex on a man, and at the moment of ejaculation, making the girl laugh so the love batter is blown out of her nose. Disgusting
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How about a "Snotty Walrus?"
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Real Men with the late John Ritter and Jim Belushi. Horrible but one for the ages.
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How about "Docking?" A friend told me about this one. I guess it's where two gay guys put their members tip to tip and pull each other's excess skin / foreskin onto his own. I'm not sure the purpose, but funny non-the-less!
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Guys out there, if a woman ever offers to "Toss your Salad," for god's sake men say Yes! Kinda makes you want to shower afterwards and a little hard to look her in the eye. The G-spot is like Antarctica. Most men know it's there but few care! Christ I'm funny!!
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Whatever willing to share I guess would have been more accurate. Mike!
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Does anybody have any Alice in Chains albums? Looking for Dirt and the self titled one specifically but all are welcome. Thanks! Mike!
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Whoa dude, I was agreeing with your statement "Thats pretty close to one of the stupidest comments I've ever read. "
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I agree. Get out of your parent's house and get in the real world
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Anybody have that one? Figure while I'm asking.... Thanks! Mike!
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Anybody have Switchfoot's "Dare you to move?" Is the rest of their cd any good? Thanks! Mike!
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I just broke bones in both my hands at work. 4-6 weeks to heal. How can I participate!?!
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I can just see it now. The student's responsibilities are to climb the gear up the A. If that doesn't deter some customers, having to go at 3am and looking out for cops while I pick this lock should.
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Nothing better than getting lost in the weeds of an earthly woman!
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Looking for the song, "Take a Picture" for woman to strip to. Can anyone help me out? Lovlies, Mike