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I'm researching the option and could use some help with finding some while traveling to legal sites within the USA. Any links to some companies who are friendly to our sport would be appreciated. I'll pm lewd lithograms of myself as repayment if that nudges you along. Mike

Yeah not to ignore the funny part of it but I was thinking 13k also. Christ! You can't even steal a farmer's animal and drive across the state in that thing to cross breed it with another farmer's animal to make a super-cross state hybrid that you could possibly win a Nobel peace prize for!

If you wax it of it'll be smoth as fucking velvet. It really is a sight to behold.

I live close to the local high school at a corner of a stop sign in a quiet neighborhood and it's always been bad with kids speeding up and down my street. I usually didn't care so much but now that I have a little man of my own I'm starting to get a bit pissed about it. Now mind you I never did think driving all fast was cool and I always had respect for this area when I was younger. Today a kid came humming down the street and I walked out in the middle to catch him to ask him to slow down. He ducked me like a coward of course. Now there are some pretty inventive minds out there and I call on you for help on what to do. I've done the whole call a cop thing and that's a waste. A slingshot only works so well and paint balloons were too messy when I missed. I followed one kid to his house and scared the shit out of him. Or should I just let it go and go back to being old?

Oh now that's just disgusting. Honestly.

Whats with all the Ewwww replies?? Is it better if I don't tell her they are borrowed?

I dont think so, just wash your hands before handling the batteries or preparing food.

"Tell them where the buck stops and walk out. Do not accept life on "their" terms." That hits the nail on the head.

I've never heard the one about the orange "man in the boat" before.

Might be a repost but oh well

My wife has tiny little hands. Almost makes me feel a bit guilty.

I'd have to leave as well. Being brothers, you're the odd guy out no matter how tight you are with either one. Just say you can't afford it. It's not a lie, it's just that you'd rather spend your money on having fun and making memories instead of buying things that tie you down.

Ok there........... Something I've been meaning to ask

Is that something you can do or is it just not right? It's for me to use on my woman. Really.

So I go to Blockbuster to rent these two movies cause the guys at work all rave about them. I get there and pimply faced kid asks for my card. I forgot it so he tries to look me up to get my account. If you haven't rented a movie in over 90 days, it deletes your account. He asks if I'd like to re apply for a new account. I shoot back home to get my card and find that I must have lost it. I drive back to the store and have to fill out an application for a new card. I do it politely and rent the movies. I stop to get a 6 pack and settle in for a calm night. After 9 minutes into Scary Movie 2, the DVD feezes and skips constantly. I look at the DVD and it's scratched to shit. Napolean is even worse so I get back in the truck for the third time in an hour to go get my money back. King noxema was there, and after I described to him what happened with the movie, he takes out the DVD to show me the scratches like I'm a fucking retard. I calmly say that I don't care, either give me a new copy or give me my money back. He has to go get his manager to issue a refund and she tells me she can only give store credit. I tell her I'm never coming back so I want my money. She suddenly "finds" some way to get my money back and I leave. The bitch of the whole thing is the first 9 minutes were funny as hell. It seems thta I should just plan on buying the dvds anymore and not even bother renting.

I'm looking for a simple description to criminal laws in Ohio, and I came accross this. Seems applicable to us sometimes. Can anyone help me find decent link to a description of trespassing or other criminal laws and the level they are classified? http://www.fra.dot.gov/downloads/Safety/cross_chp9.pdf#search=%22ohio%20criminal%20trespass%22 Hmm found this myself. http://onlinedocs.andersonpublishing.com/oh/lpExt.dll/PORC/133b1/137a8?f=templates&fn=document-frame.htm&2.0

Angel falls??

I have a pug and he's a "toy" dog. Mine's also a solid chink of muscle with some personality. I fucking hate big ass sloppy dogs that drool all over everything and take up half of the couch. What the hell do people want with big ass dogs anyways? If you're into sporting with them, I understand that. But the 120 pound dog that eats as much as a human and leaves shits out in the yard the size of a mailbox is not what a lot of people are into.

Nice butt on the one to the left. The one on the right is pretty hillbilly looking.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... Back to the topic you hijackers!

I haven't been notified but I hear it was because BK and Nate were planning on going so they just shut the whole thing down.

Who's doing what? I've got a ticket that I think I can change to another destination but not sure where to. I've already got the woman to let me out to play for 5 days so I wanna capitalize on it... Where's the party at? Pm's if you like! Mike!

Lost your number! Give a pm when you can! Mike!

I overheat here in the summers, and being in Ohio, I wonder how bad I'd be like in Florida. I'm 200 pounds of more muscle than fat and everyone says that you get used to it but I'm skepticle. I sweat a lot when it gets above 80 and humid. Question is who has made to move to a hotter than hell climate and if you did, have you stopped sweating under 80 degrees? I'm interested in guys answers cause you chicks are always cold. With your sexy little calfs and painted toenails....grrrrrrrr

Funny flip side to that... I'm a carpenter that actually works out in the jobs sites that they were in at the end of the movie. Some days I think it's below me to do this physical work like this and I should have gone to that engineering school. Most of my drinking buddies are guys who work in offices and most of them hate it and think what I do is "real work." Some days I get to do some really thought provoking/ dangerous work and that is what keeps me out of an office. That and the fact that I'd have to get a real wardrobe.