Twoply

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  1. They do have some honest above average service over there. I've nothing but good things to say about those guys. Including Marty's thick wavy hair that kinda thumbs it's nose at a bald guy.
  2. Hey man, you could have shown some respect and put the black rectangles over the mouse's eyes to hide their id.
  3. Anyone going to be there? Might be able to swing over for a day or two to bang out some jumps. Anyone else going to be there? Pm's if you like Mike!
  4. If you want, I know a couple a hard hittin boys who'll get medivel on their asses. They do shit like sign them up for unwanted magazine subscriptions, unordered pizzas and the topper, flaming bags of dog poo poo. Yeah you just let me know. (best said in a deep prison voice)
  5. Right, and if you moved into a new house and the cable was on, you'd call the company and have them shut it off. Yeah ok. I want to know how things work. If it's gone so be it.
  6. I've been borrowing cable for a while and today when I got home it was gone. I checked this and that and even eventually ran a brand new cable line out to the, what I think is called a terminal, that comes out of the ground in my backyard. I plugged the new line into that and then into my tv and nothing. Can they shut off those terminals individually or can it be something to do with a new cable company taking over the area? Help! If my woman can't watch TV she'll want to talk all freaking night!!!
  7. They obviously can't pay for this place on their own and are already selling things to make the payments. I'd sit back and call them every day about your money. Make a fun thing out of it and stop over constantly. Get a threatening letter written from a lawyer buddie and watch them freak. Sorry to say I think if they are cashing in shit already, your chances of seeing anytihng isn't great.
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    French Kiss

    Reminds me of me on my wedding night.
  9. A friend of mine went on to become a CPA and quit after two or three years to be a massage therapist. She likes it a lot more but her dad is also loaded, she's kind of fucked up in the head and she has no belly button so maybe that's not a great example. My dad was a postman for 20 years. My wife's also fat.
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    Colorado Crew

    Coming out your way to party soon. Payback with beer and more lewd drawings of myself for you to keep. Pm's if you like Mike!
  11. Holy shit that fat ass hairy thing looks like my wife!
  12. Is anyone on here a locksmith? I'm locked out and need help. Please pm me. Thankyou Mike
  13. I met a base friendly locksmith last year at BD and need to contact him asap. Anyone who knows one please pm me.
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    Hummingbirds

    Which kind of feeder are you using? I see all different kinds or does it even matter? Thanks
  15. Look what my wife bought me. New threads
  16. Anybody know why if I have a bunch of beers in during the day, I'll wake up almost every time about 1-2am and cant fall back to sleep until around 430am or so? A friend of mine said it's because of the sugars in the beer but I don't get it. I know most people sleep better with a few but not here.
  17. Does anyone have the song "Kiss them for me?" I'm going to strip for my woman to that song if I can find it. I should video it cause my ass is as hard two tortoise shells.
  18. I've had standard, boring, atheletic and even really enthusiastic sex. But should she sweat so much? I like a good workout as much as the next guy but this is rediculous. She is a big girl though, bless her heart.
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    something new

    There were three of us on the tower all going slider up. I was not current and one was a newer jumper. The third guy climbs about 100 feet higher than us to give us a fun visual as he goes whistling by. He exited, did a great layout and opened onheading. Seconds after he went by my partner farted the most nervous little fart I've ever heard. I said with not much laughter "I hear you."
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    Trebec

    Angel... Looking for you!! Contact me when you can.....Or can someone pass this along to him?
  21. Go down to a large scale construction site. Ask to see supervisor for one of the companies . Go right into their office trailer and ask if they need any secretarial work done. We dont want to do that stuff out on the job and we always find somebody's daughter who wants to make a good buck just writing daily time sheets and logs for us. Sounds intimidating but just act like you own the place and it could reward well.
  22. We found a nice 700 footer out in the middle of nowhere'sville about two hours away, A few houses within distance that could see us jump, but if we dayblaze it once or twice a year, hopefully we'll be gone before they remember what we did last time if they even see us at all. Is it worth losing if you blaze it? To us, it's too far away to cause impact on other sites, within reason. And we're sure we are the only ones hitting it. Unless that chick in the horse and buggy has got a rig stashed somewhere. Sexy thing she is.
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    Travel Insurance??

    Anyone, Anyone? Fry? Fry? Fry? Fry? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Has anyone seen Ferris Bueller? This is golden comedy people!