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Oh christ thats fucking funny

I'd really like to know if this guy walked away from this. I guess one wouldnt have to worry about ankle protection.

At around 7:30pm last night, I went to check out my insertion points at one of our A's and a funny thing happened. At this particular A, there are two viable entrances for vehicles. I pulled in the first and started back along the winding driveway a few hundred yards when I noticed headlights behind me. It's not terribly uncommon to get others on this drive so no big deal. I immediatly did the ol "act like I was lost" deal and turned around. The suv behind me then started backing up back down the driveway. Now mind you this is a two way drive so there was no reason to back up unless they didn't want to be seen or caught. So I just decided to go check out the other spot. They backed out all the way to the end of the drive in a well lit turnaround area where they pulled off to the side in plain sight. I pulled out and they watched me. I couldn't make out who it was, but then I noticed they followed me onto the street as I was going to the other spot. I put my blinker on and the did too, only to go straight when actually turned into the drive. The suv looked really familiar, but they all look alike anymore, so I don't know if it was some other jumpers or not. If you were out and about last night, shoot me a pm. It was very possibly just a few kids looking for some place to drink their Milwaukee's Best or like me, a guy looking for new places to take nude photos of himself in the outdoors. Freedom!

Well done young man. Very happy to hear this. Not that you didn't get to jump, just that you are intelligent enought to back down. Thighs of an olympic swimmer...

Now thats some old school hard core shit I love hearing about. None of this pay for a jump pussy shit. I remember hearing early on "...and we gotta stop at the store to pick up a quick 12 pack before we climb." Big balls man and welcome!

One a guy made at work: Cockbiblification: To fix something in a haphazard manner.

http://www.balloonhq.com/photos/db/index?CCHK=1 I was the hit at my last party! Doesn't matter that it was all 3-4 year olds...

I edited my post to let y'all kow we were all laughing in the room.Well almost everyone.

Does anyone have some of their stuff to share? Thanks! Mike

At the risk of getting made fun of, I'll tell you guys. We were giggling most of the time so you know... Michelle's pushing the baby out and it gets stuck at about the eyebrows. If you dont know, after the most of the head is out, it's just one of the shoulders that needs to come out, then the whole baby just slides right out. So the head is hanging half out and stuck. The nurses and doctors are kinda visibly stunned. The head was stuck there for a few minutes all the while Michelle is pushing. Finally the head gets all the way out and now it's the shoulder. Michelle pushes and pushes and gets one shoulder out after about 5 minutes. They get the other shoulder out and the arms slip out. Now it's a baby from about the armpits up hanging out of Michelle. The doctor says "Wow! Big baby!" Michelle rests for a minute then starts pushing again. The baby ain't moving and it's just hanging there. The nurses and doctor are all coaching Michelle now to push hard. The doctor is working the baby side to side to wiggle her free and she comes out a little further down to about her hips. Baby stuck again. The doctor's hands are sliding off the baby so she turns around and grabs a towel and puts it accross the baby to get a good grip. She grabs the baby and along with Michelle's pushing, they get baby out. A small pause fell over the room and the head nurse said "In 26 years, I've never seen anything like that."

Does anyone have some of Offspring's music that thet can share? Pm for addy and Thanks! Mike

That big circular thing we climbed inside of and breathed asbestos fibers was a smokestack. That big thing that you took your prom date to to pork her was a B. An abandoned one but still a B.

Jaycee Alexis Born 12/30/06 at 2pm. 9 pounds, 15 ounces 22 inches long All are healthy. Momma requested whiskey.

Today's the baby's due date and my woman is biiiiiiiig! The doctors are going to induce at 7am tomarow morning so send good vibes to momma and baby!

9006667 1821 hits! 10 minutes of my life gone

Afterwards I stand proudly and gaze downward to admire those parts of my body that can give such unbridled pleasure to my lady. Then I notice the people stopped on the sidewalk also gazing at me and I think we should probably should've waited until dark for outdoor sex or at least shut the garage door.

Dammit I forgot to do that. Thanks

www.2cme.cc/real/video/video7000Image.wmv Repost maybe, but it's worth it.

Will you try something new that looks strange or has an abnormal name? I've run into this recently and I'm baffled by it. I wouldn't refuse something just because it looks really weird. Or even more irritating is someone who won't try something because it sounds "funny." Maybe my gut reflects it though.

We welcome all to this fine state of our's unless you're a redhead. Nice guys, but they wrestle while making pancakes wearing only what god gave them.

I know a well shaped young man who did 1500 feet in 45 minutes. His long, smooth rippling thighs were tight as thorobred's afterwards.

Has anyone seen a good one in action? I've seen two now in my life. The first time, I was really young and didn't know what I was looking at until it was over. The second time he lifted a guy and was gone before we could do anything. You really have to hand it to them when it comes to balls, but karma does come around.

What is the reason for collars? I'm talking the kind on dress shirts. I can see that maybe the were at one point to be primarily a function of warmth retention but why are some golf joints requesting "collared shirts?

I was bitchin and compl;aining one day about whatever, and my wife asked me, "Oh honey, should I just paint you green and put you in a garbage can?" Comparing me to Oscar the grouch.

I wonder if it's ok that the husband gets aroused as well. I mean, come on, I hear my woman in the throws of a powerful orgasm routinely and I'm always right there participating. I would just hope I didn't have some really stuck-up judgemental nurses.