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Everything posted by wildcard451
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Self Induced Malfunction (video)
wildcard451 replied to rhanold's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Funny how they listen to what you say....ain't it? -
Half the fun of jumping is playing "count the bruises" after a busy weekend and trying to figure out how the fuck that big purple mark got there. Tell your BF he is missing the hole the first time and you won;t bruise so badly.
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Ever want to just shoot your IT guys in the eye?
wildcard451 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/ Don't piss off IT. -
Ever want to just shoot your IT guys in the eye?
wildcard451 replied to shah269's topic in The Bonfire
ID10T error for sure. -
Tell that to these guys: http://www.azarsenal.com/team_members.html But it's on the internet. It must be true.
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Snivvle Snivvle...what to do while waiting?
wildcard451 replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I've compiled grocery lists while filming 4-way. -
Snivvle Snivvle...what to do while waiting?
wildcard451 replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Smart ass. -
Snivvle Snivvle...what to do while waiting?
wildcard451 replied to shah269's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I know you are joking, but in case of a sudden abrupt open those are really bad places to have your hands... -
Polarized can be a royal PITA trying to read LCD display altimeters.
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As everyone else said, likely a poor fitting harness. After I open up and fly around with my chest strap all the way open, I will end up looking like someone beat the hell out my biceps on both sides by the end of the weekend.
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None:3:1 No humpin this weekend. Two nice FF jumps where I spend the near whole jumped docked. Strange since I had not really been in freefall with others free flying that close in over two years. I did an entire day of jumps from altitude...including a nice sunset high pull. Some drinking beer by a pool and cross country drunked golf cart/gator RW on a buddy's farm. All in all a good weekend.
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Way too many intersections in your age groups.
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Boo.
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I quite like this position Dance puppets! DANCE! I am not above sucking up.
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If I say Meso will you give me my sig line back???
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Me. Of course.
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Anywhere from 8sec to bulb in the black sky and release after the flash.
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Should I bring beer for my AFF instructors?
wildcard451 replied to charlie5's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
You bring that horse piss to the DZ and I'll make sure you fail your AFF jumps. /I kid //not really /// -
We would have been dead from alcohol poisoning within the first hour.
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Well Mother Nature decided to rain out the Sunday night fireworks behind the DZ, but put on a show of her own. I did the best I could with what I had, but got 14 decent shots from a single storm. Felt like sharing. http://www.flickr.com/photos/wildcard451/sets/72157627117292854/with/5902312483/
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Were you financially impacted by the Argus Ban?
wildcard451 replied to Gravit8's topic in Gear and Rigging
depends on the angle, he could quite possibly generate some lift Only if speaking with a foreign accent. -
Image #27 was taken by one of the jumpers at my DZ.
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Should I bring beer for my AFF instructors?
wildcard451 replied to charlie5's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
If you feel the need to, it will be appreciated. As they said by NO means required. Steve likes shit in green bottles. I will say that we are a bit of beer snobs. Bring something tasty that you like and I am sure that others would be happy to share with you. However, shit beer cans will be donated to the kicking beer bin that is used for target practice on sunset loads. Alteratively, we usually collect for a community beer run to fill the fridges at night, Hope your first jump goes well. Should be a fun weekend with a lot of people out.