Nutz
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Skydive Alabama in Cullman is a nice place. It is in the north part of Alabama and has a laid back atmosphere.
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I work for the Gov't. No block for that either.
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You are soooooo funny.
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Don't have a clue.
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OK, not a hottie but this is me last weekend. (My son went on his first tandem.)
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I filled out my timecard - that means I can head on out to the dz, right? No, my boss actually expects me to stay here and post-whore the rest of the day. Geez, some people.
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"Everything that can be invented, has been invented." Charles H Duell, Commisioner, US Office of Patents, 1899
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Two Irishmen were in a lifeboat after their craft sank in a storm. After hours of floating aimlessly, one spotted an old lamp in the boat. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie appeared. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!"
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I set mine for 2K, my decision altitude.
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You suck Dave. (or should that be suck me Dave?)
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You could sell tickets to that!
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Don't ruin my fantasy!! Like you could
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Mmmmmmmmmmm
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I want to here the explanation for that! And don't tell them I said to do it.
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Doesn't beer deter misquitoes? Either that or you just don't care anymore. That is my solution anyway, more beer.
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I love that car! He is on SciFi every afternoon.
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Took the kids catfishing last night.. And some baby pics...
Nutz replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
Man, you call those catfish? You should have thrown them back and waited for a grown one. -
I like that. Jettisonable, as in,"Outa my way sucker!"
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Some looting in Brooklyn and massive looting in Ottawa last night...
Nutz replied to PhillyKev's topic in The Bonfire
LMFAO -
I want it to rain every weekend for the next 4 months!
Nutz replied to funks's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Dang! Bring his rig back! -
I want it to rain every weekend for the next 4 months!
Nutz replied to funks's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
What he said. -
Headland is just outside Dothan, Al. I've never been there so I know nothing about it. Gold Coast Skydiving is just over in MS. Never been there either. Those are the only two within reasonable driving distance from Ft Walton as far as I know. (But what the heck do I know.)
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You guys should sell tickets to that!
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Looks gooooood! Hey, I love that avatar. We have a pug at home named Cleopatra - she is the queen at my house. I am wondering how you got the dog to sit still whilst you put that stupid outfit on it.
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Waldo is in Florida, there is a speed trap there according to AAA.