Nutz

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  1. Man, I love all the advise on here. Tell her to leave the country - that is good. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  2. Unfortunately there are a lot of women and men out there who use children to get back at their former spouses. The only thing he can do is hire an attorney and fight her - sorry. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  3. Nutz

    Sex....

    WTF? There are women out there desperate for sex?????? Someone, give them my number, please! I can't remember the last time I had sex and a woman was actually physically with me. Some of you ladies on here are VERY good, at least in MY mind.
  4. Man! Cool! All I got was Peanut's reefer dog. She is cute - but she is Peanut's, you know? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  5. Be discreet, don't let him know, be honest when you have another job.
  6. Nutz

    heading to hell

    This is the monsoon season, all the snowbirds will be showing up soon but hey, it'll cool down to 70 at night! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  7. I like that they need a safeword better. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  8. "Well, at least they died doing what they loved." All things being equal,if it happens to me, I will be no happier no matter what I was doing when it happened. "Its ok" I can't believe I said that. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  9. Damn Spence - I hate it that the ad did that to you. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  10. Holy Cow! How long has it been since you posted here? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  11. You know, I am glad I didn't click the link or open any of the attachments. BillyVance has taught me well!
  12. Thats gross! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  13. I'm not saying who I would be aiming for. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  14. Nutz

    I Miss Peanut

    So I'm at the dz the other day doing my normal gear check first thing in the morning. I decided I would look at my reserve card. Oops, its about two weeks out, so I jumped anyway.
  15. Nutz

    DZ.com pool

    Go try to find some cheap gas. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  16. Absolutely! "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  17. Nutz

    I'm so hurt.

    Don't forget about $5 / gallon gas. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  18. Nutz

    I'm so hurt.

    I'm sorry Spence, I know how sensitive and easily hurt you are. Bwahahahahaha!
  19. Hmmm, debating coming. The only problem is that I go to bed at 8:00 and miss all the fun. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  20. Sorry, this is too easy: You are such a tool. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  21. Nutz

    Caption This!

    Bet it tastes better than kibble. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  22. Billy you, this is very entertaining. I hate it when I am gone for the day and miss this shit. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"
  23. I love puffy white clouds. Students with their shoelaces flopping. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!"