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I've got to admit I e-mailed her, saying that some friends of mine had a new hero, but she never replied. For all I know she was too shocked by the little voice saying "you've got mail" to ever read it!!! The "there must be more than one plane" quote still gets me every time. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I thought we could all do with an innocent giggle, and this still makes me laugh, so... BUMP!!! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I'm in my University library now, pretending to study for my finals, so no, I'm fully clother. Although, sitting here in the nip might go some way to getting me an exam concession through insanity, hmmm........ Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I use a Dunlop 0.88mm (the matte purple kind - in case I got the thickness wrong) for almost everything, I just shift it around in my hand to alter the degree of flex. When I first discovered Led Zeppelin I used to use the 2-level kind Jimmy Page uses (don't know what they're called, sorry). They have a little lip all the way around, and they make a great scratchy noise just like Jimmy himself (without the talent, obviously) Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I'm avoiding doing any revision for exams... When I'm not doing this my name is Nick, and I'm a 22 year old Anthropology student (until May 27th!!!) from Liverpool, but I study in Durham, UK. I jump at Peterlee and I am the weather Jinx. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Seems I am a good little boy - ahem... Risky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000 *Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Anyone else think Laurel needs to post some pictures? She looks like a hottie to me! Sorry, I'm working for my finals, social skills and boundary estimation have gone out the window...9 hours sleep out of 80 isn't healthy you know. Bottomfishbananasetc Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Oh, that thing's a piece of piss to negotiate. Simply put on a baseball cap, turn up the stereo, give the engine some revs (of course, you have a ludicrously large exhaust pipe), and hey presto! Everyone gets outta the way of the boy racer wanker! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Whoa - I always pictured you MUCH younger, like 25 or something...interesting. Cool pic, and me want Arrogant Bastard Ale. Just so I can swig it as I somke a Penis Enhancer cigar! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Argh - jeez! This reminds me of Omen 4, where Damien's daughter is pregnant with Damien's grandson's mother's fish. Or something. Freakish either way. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Don't know if you can get them or not, but a Lotus Elise is the way forward. Good fuel economy, really low emissions, not too much horsepower (so low insurance) BUT really lightweight so it's still good for 0-60 in about 5s and 145mph (with a little bit of work)! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Aah, that makes sense. Screw it, I'm using college network terminals these days. They don't even check them for porn... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Sorry mate, too much bastard Uni work to do. Grr! Will be there tomorrow afternoon though. If you can't make it then I might see you Sunday. Would go Saturday but I have to buy cloth then (don't ask). Anyhow, whenever I go, the weather will be crap, someone up there has really got it in for me. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

What does NSFW stand for? Not knowing is really hampering my enjoyment of the witticisms spread all over these forums! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I was just about to post something about this!!! I HATE COLLEGE!!!!!!!! It's sooooooo crap right now it's not true - I have a really shitty piece of work to do before I can even strart revision for my exams, and it's going to be utter arse. So bad it may actually lead to me failing the entire degree, I shit you not. Can anyone offer work to a college failure, preferably somewhere warm, with free jumps included? It's either that, drug/gun running, or getting my ass shot off for my country (not too keen on this idea). Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I've always wondered - what's the procedure for flightline checks if you have a teardrop/racer? Do you just say that it was checked before you put you rig on or what? I only ask because I think teardrops are the shit and will be looking to get one if I ever get my Cat 8. Cheers! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!! Machiavelli would be proud!!!! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I jump at Peterlee, but once I've left Uni (not necessarily graduated), I'll be going around various Dz's to see which ones I like. A lot of my friends jump at Hinton when they're away from Uni, but none of them are on these forums. Give me about a month, and I might see you there. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

That's it - Post Whoring! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Doing that is called - oh, I've forgotten, give me a minute... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Fifty. If you're really smart you can find ways of adding to your post numbers without really contributing. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Has anyone asked if looking at the bazookas made them feel the need to reacquaint themselves with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters? This might explain the lower blood pressure, lack of stress etc. I have to go now, erm, important things to do... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Dammit, I only have 158 Well, 159 now... Whore W.H.O.R.E. Whore Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

It must be a UK requirement to biff in your barnd new baby. Every time I've seen someone flashing their new toy at my DZ it has ended the day covered in mud and crap. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

It might have been dark, but the "wall", as you put it, was actually made of the same stuff as urinals. Great fun when there are urinal cakes in there to try to drive them along the trough at the bottom. When you're on your own, of course, we wouldn't want to cross jets now, would we... Male toilet etiquette 101: -Eyes straight ahead, staring forward silently. -Do NOT let yourself be tempted to whilstle along to the tune some guy is doubtless humming as he pees. -Farting is entirely acceptable (this might just be a UK thing, never experienced it in the States). -Your best friend could be stood right next to you (with maximum separation, obviously), but you NEVER acknowledge his presence. If you did you must have looked over to see him, and therefore you must have been trying to see another man's penis. -Never speak unless at the washbasins, and only if another person approaches at the same time as you. Do not speak to anyone at a urinal while you are at a washbasin. This just makes the others who are trying to drain the vein uncomfortable. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"