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"If you can keep your head when all those around you are losing theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Did you leave the butter knife in the jam jar? Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Well, there are many secrets in the universe, and every now and again one of them is solved unexpectedly... Edited because it would have been deleted otherwise. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

umm... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Guys, don't forget there has to be evil troll somewhere lurking about to ruin your day! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

"Objective, your honour!" Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Wendy W is my shugga mommy! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

But what about the muffins? Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

The allergies may not actually exist. It's not uncommon for people who really want to make a jump to suddenly feel ill or sick-hungry when they are about to get on the plane. I think it's your body's way of preventing you from doing something stupid. I know I've 'fractured a leg' a few times climbing out onto the step of a 182, but as long as I keep jumping it's fine. That said, a Vicks inhaler spray works in freezing English winter for me! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Hmm, let's see...live in Florida....with SunnyDee....getting drunk with SunnyDee.....bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa [rubs hands together and cackles maniacally] Do you want references? Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Dude, I appreciate that you're angry right now (you may always be angry, I don't know), but this really won't help. Saying you hate any nation/religion/race (hate that word) purely on the basis of said distinction is at best naive, and at worst evil (though I don't know where on the scale you stand). Making a sweeping statement about one of the worlds biggest religions and saying that they have "always been a problem" or whatever the line was, really contributes to nothing but the promotion of irrational hatred. Sure, every religion and nation has its murderers, thieves, rapists etc. but that doesn't mean you can generalise. What about all the millions of Muslims in southeast Asia, who most people have probably never considered when they rant about the religion. I'm sure the Aztecs and the Maya would have said they hate all the Spanish for trying (and succeeding) to wipe them out, but do you accept responsibility for eradicating these great civilisations? Of course not, nor should you. Just try to keep this in mind. Hitler claimed to be a Christian, it doesn't mean we all want to wipe out the Jews. People will never live in peace in the Middle East, or anywhere, if they have to see everyone around them in terms of being 'the same' or 'the other'. Hope you find happiness bro. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Thanks for this, although I don't have a teardrop, a lot of my friends have them second hand, so probably won't have got this heads up. Will pass on the info. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Can I watch? Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Big shoes! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

You know what they say about men with big feet! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I've got loads of copies of THIS. PM me if you want me to send you some! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Phew! For a second there I thought you said Robbie Williams, and was going to have to put a brick through my monitor. He's an arsehole. Sorry about this, I'm bored and lonely..... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Me too!!! Don't have Sky one in my student house Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Sorry to piss on your chips mate, but in 2 years you'll have to change it to a photocard-style license. They're phasing out the old style paper only ones. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

'tardy' is derived from the french 'tard', meaning 'late', itself derived from Latin 'tarde'. Also seen in 'retarded'. Just whoring... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Killing Pablo, by Mark Bowden. It's a cracker. Edit: in case you don't know (you most probably do) it's about the rise of Pablo Escobar, and the DEA/CIA/military ops to shut him down (AKA kill him) Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

(sighs) If only I understood...still, gives e a chance to PW! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

(clears throat) BEER! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

And I thought it was going to be Blair up Bush's arse (as usual). Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

It was so funny watching him on Wogan (80's UK talk show), wearing a bad track suit, and claiming to be the son of God! He almost got deported from the US a few years back when he started going on about reptilians, since the ADL claimed it was a metaphor for Jews, but he just said "no, I really do mean shape-shifting reptiles". If you fancy a laugh, you should tryreading The Biggest Secret. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"