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Seriously though, if you saw those guys hovering outside you window, the temptation to moon them would be irresistable! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

If they look like that, your office is in a bizarre location. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Your dog is smart. I own the stupidest King Charles Spaniel on the planet. He still hasn't figured out that our kitchen door has glass panles in it, despite running into it every day for 6 years. Never tried balancing food on his nose though, must give it a go... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

So, if nasty dental work equals big tax return, I'll order my new Javelin, G4, Wings, and Skyvan now!!! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Three and a half years driving. Never pulled over, never flashed by a speed camera, nothing. There was the small matter of crashing into the back of an unmarked police car at a set of traffic lights. Cost my insurance 10 grand in false whiplash claims - bastard pigs! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I use Paint - just open the image, click on Image tab, then Stretch/skew and alter both dimensions to 50%, or both 25%, or whatever, and then OK. This should reduce the size and keep the proportions right. If you have problems just e-mail them to me at nick_loony@yahoo.co.uk, and I'll send it back to you when it's done. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Means he's so pissed, he want's to kill some bastage. Thank god for that - I thought he meant he'd killed someone... Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Favourites: Dracula - Bram Stoker The Phantom of the Opera - Gaston Leroux (I get hard on gothic horror!) Theaetetus - Plato Red Dwarf - Rob Grant/Doug Naylor Winnie The Pooh - A. A. Milne Just finished: Adolf Hitler: My part in his downfall - Spike Milligan Now reading (but will never finish): Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkein Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I was thinking today that I could make millions by selling t-shirts with his face on and the slogan "It'll be fine!", except I don't know how to go about doing the printing. Any ideas? Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

That was you with the telescope? No wonder my bedroom windowframe looked like it had been tampered with! Weirdo. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Hahahahaaaa! Moral of the story: never confess to anything, until you've been accused! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Gotta love the cars section "many have seen the backseat"! Small thing someone should point out: his two favourite fast cars "my other vehicles. It's a Mercedes SLK 320 and a BMW Z3 Roadster", are both crap. But man, that driving license photo scares me to death. I've had nightmares about freaks like that! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Small sidenote: in several countries AAD's are mandatory. This is another factor to bear in mind if you plan to go travelling and jumping. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I'm not sure about Fred the Weatherman. I'll go along to the Albert Dock at 12 tomorrow, provided I can find somewhere where my hubcaps are likely to avoid theft! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Save up more to get a better bike. If you must have an enduro, Triumph Tigers are the shit. People shift out of your way quicker than a guy running to a checkout with a huge pack of toilet paper. Comfy too. I'd still rather have my sporty 2-stroke though. If you really can't decide, lend me the money - I need new bodywork, clutch lever, footpeg, gear shift and exhaust cans (it leans further than I thought ). Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Ok, this morning on a TV show called, annoyingly "This Morning", there was a guy attempting to break the world knife-throwing record, something I never thought good material for 10.30a.m. live tv, but obviously the producers thought otherwise. Not for long, about 20 seconds from the end, Jayde Hanson managed to hit his glamourous assistant and (ex-)girlfriend Yana Rodionova in the head with a 12-inch knife. The female presented started screaming and they cut to commercial. The assistant was taken to hospital but did not suffer serious injury. I did some research into this muppet, and found out that Yana is his third assistant in a year, after the other two quit because they were tired of being repeatedly wounded by Hanson. Now, I found this stuff out in 10 seconds on t'internet. You would think the show's producers would at least look into his qualifications! If footage comes up on Kazaa I'll be downloading it sharpish (pun intended). Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Also, watch for the crappy blue background shots and you'll notice a suspicious lack of risers when they are in "freefall". Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Exactly. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Not just never - I would tell someone of my suspicions. It's not telling tales, you're trying to save a life. If you saw someone's reserve pin was bent you would alert someone wouldn't you? Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

The grin on the little boy's face is just a bit suspicious, if you ask me. Seeing something like that's going to give him a complex - hah! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Thank god for that - I thought I'd forgotten how to read English then. Thanks for the link too, oh, my least favourite professor is going to have a bad day when he checks his e-mail. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Aah, morphine - that takes me back. It's just a license to be stupid, when you can move, that is. Hope you get better soon pal.

I can't find a picture on the web, but if you have (or know anyone who has) the Poynter/Turoff book "The Skydiver's Handbook", there is a black and white picture of it in freefall on someone's hand there. It's a good book anyway, I'd advise you to get it. Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

I don't know what word to use for someone dying on their birthday, but try looking something up on Shakespeare. He died on his birthday (also St. George's day, for those of you who are interested). Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!"

Transatlantic huggage coming your way now!!!