TheAnvil

Why does everyone think I'm a Republican all the time? I am a very hypocritical libertarian who tends to vote for Republicans in national elections because I find the alternative so unpalatable. Guts indeed. Truth be told I'm lean left-of-center at the local level and am quite conservative at the national level. I am for legalization of most drugs, hold a hybrid opinion on abortion that enrages lefties and ticks of Republican traditionalists, support a flat tax IN CONJUNCTION WITH a national retail sales tax in lieu of the current progressive [sic] income tax, and support the rights of cities/states to ban smoking in anyplace they deem fit. I hold those among other views. Here. I'll say a few bad things about GWB to appease some lefties: - GWB's steel tariff stupidity hurt the country and was dumb - GWB's proposed amnesty for illegals is moronic - GWB's second tax cut structure was idiotic; corporate dividends were taxed again for a REASON and it was a good one - GWB let Ted Kennedy write his education bill - GWB hasn't vetoed a spending bill yet. WTFO? - GWB didn't defend his nominees to the federal bench well at all There's a few. Hope some lefties are happy. Then again, I don't let other people being unhappy take away my smile. Most of the time anyway. Certainly not now. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

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Happy Birthday!!!!! Drink tequila and be merry (just don't drive). Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

DiGiornio's RULES! I actually like Pizza Slut 'zza. I understand the liability issues involved, but a simple contract with their employees should alleviate that I would think. Irksome. I'm writing them a letter suggesting something of the sort. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Well, the last time I went through a political door opened by a left-winger, I attempted to induce cranial-rectal inversion in order to try and see things from their point of view. I was unable to achieve this feat so common among leftists, but did kindly offer to assemble a team of doctors to try and help the poor chap. Not often a proctologist, neurosurgeon, and chiropracter get to work together - too bad the leftie declined my offer. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Guys like that give jackasses a bad name. That's why I'm a JACKASS and not a jackass. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

You dodge yet again. Figure out what you're talking about and get back to me. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Hey John! Everyone should have a V-max suit. They kick ass.

No, that is NOT an answer. I ask basic questions concerning defense acquisition for pedagogical purposes and never get an answer. ATTENTION LEFT WINGERS: prior to attempting to discuss defense acquisition with me, educate yourselves. I present the following link as a starting point for your education: http://www.acq.osd.mil/dpap/ Questions you should be able to answer off the top of your head prior to resuming discussion with me are: - role of VP in the acquisition process - role of USD (AT&L)? Who is he/she? Who appointed? For how long? Responsibilities/authority? - J & A - what's allowable - RFP's - how they are released - FEDBIZOPS - what is it? - Proposal evaluation factors - describe. - ACO/PCO/TCO/CAO - what are they? Their roles? Hmmm....that should do it for now. When you can do the above, come back with me and we'll discuss it. Professor Anvil, out.

So you admit that you don't know how the government awards contracts while freely using the Vice President's former affiliation with Halliburton as a means of political attack? I wouldn't, but that's just me. Answer my question please. Bill, Philly, Botellines, etc: What is the role of the VP in awarding government defense contracts? Or the President for that matter?

23 days and I'm worth a porno and 2 cartons of cigarettes. I'm a cheap ho apparently. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

PizzaMan -1, Forces of Evil - 0. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=38726 Pizza Hut sux ass for firing this dude. If you agree to deliver in high crime areas, the LEAST you can do is allow your employees to defend themselves without fear of losing their jobs. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Hi Bill!

That's so sad if true. My brother was/is with that unit and I'll be seeing him soon. Get the story from him and relay it in a couple of weeks. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Doubtful. I keep asking those screaming 'Halliburton is getting such and such contract because of Cheney cronyism' to tell me the role of the VP in the contracting process. I never get an answer (because the answer doesn't fit into their skewed paradigm of life). Anytime a sole source contract is awarded a Justification and Authorization must be completed. It costs any company desiring to protest US$0.37 (the price of a stamp) to make a protest on any contract award. The stories circulating about such Halliburton conspiracies never cite J&A's nor do they mention any companies protesting, therefore I give them little credibility. Actually, I tend to think of those screaming such things as morons who don't know what they are talking about. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Do you give your kitty belly rubs? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Major edit by TheAnvil, who is in a tired/crass/somber mood this morning. I think the laughter is the key. I need to laugh right now. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

I forgot my toothbrush this last trip and had to buy another one. I hate it when I do that. Since I've been travelling a lot as of late, though, I am getting pretty good at packing. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

LOL. I'd probably faint if I heard that, wake up, and drink tequila for hours in celebration. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

...re-inforce my support of the death penalty. http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/05/27/children.slain.ap/index.html Sickening. I pray for that poor mother. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

I think tequila is the solution. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

I've been to Chiang Mai! Love the place. It's just fantastic. Been to Thailand quite a bit and LOVE it! Things not to miss: - Ayuthaya (just north of Bangkok). - Wat Phrae Kow (in Bangkok) - kickboxing (the real stuff; not the tourist shyte) - Ko Phuket (Stay in Kata or Rata and NOT Patong) - Ko Phi Phi - Krabi - diving at Richelieu Rock (take boat from Phuket) Dear Lord. There are so many cool things to do there. I'm jealous. Sawatdee krap, Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Jockies. Oh yeah. They ride the horse and get no credit for their skills in doing so. All the credit goes to the horse. No big $$ being a jockey. Just another way society keeps the short man down. Well I've HAD it! I saw that episode of STRIPERELLA where Small Fry shrinks people! It's time for some action! SHORT POWER! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Try this on: I am short. That's right. I admit it. I'm short. For YEARS tall people have been trying to keep shorty down - regardless of race. Plus, I have blond hair. If you're short, it's bad enough, but if you're short AND have blond hair you are really hated. Some people even call you JACKASS all of the time. Now add to that the fact that I'm a geek with a penchant for tequila, and you have the most persecuted minority on earth. That's right, I love math and science and tequila. And I'm short with blond hair. Short blond haired geeks in: the NBA? - 0 NFL? - 0 NHL? - 0 Pro baseball? - 0 PGA? - I suspect - 0 Porn stars? - 0 As you can see, all of the cool jobs have ZERO short blond haired geeks in them. Obvious persecution. I sent my resume in to the LAKERS, and when I called to confirm its receipt they laughed at me and hung up. Granted, sending a picture along with it and having the 'NO BASKETBALL SKILL OR EXPERIENCE' bullet on there probably wasn't the smartest thing to do. However, it's just another prime example of the world trying to keep shorty down. I've had it! I'm looking for a lawyer to take up my case. I want short blond haired tequila guzzling geeks equally represented in all facets of society - including professional sports! As soon as I make my well deserved billions, I'll buy my own golf cart and tequila importation business! Muuuuuuuhhhuuuhahahahahahahahaaa! Woe is me. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Buy beer and tequila stocks now. I am leaving this hellish place in the vicinity of Corpus Cristi and returning to Jacksonville tomorrow morning. Celebratory libations will flow freely tomorrow.