TheAnvil

Oh. It was a different greenie. Bill's not being hypocritical then. Tuna - I've met Bill. He's a nice guy and I don't believe for a second he has anything but hatred and contempt for child molesters. He's definitely not a JACKASS, even if he does have this uncanny ability to find non-existent personal attacks in my prose sometimes. Yours in agave, Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

No way on this one dude! If that guy gets thrown in the slammer or the chair - I hope the latter - that's one less vote for Repubicans in their eyes! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Dude, I don't see what he posted as pedophilic in the least. Didn't see what you posted so I can't compare. If it was similar then you've got a legit complaint. Yours in agave,

I haven't, though I've started...gotta finish soon.

Yeah - some dude at GA TECH was doing that back in '90. He got all pissed off and set up some BBS or something...I was on scholarship and had mine paid for but still thought it was pretty cool...he dented the book store pretty f-ing hard if memory serves. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Bill's fun was in slamming me...he hates child molesters as much as anyone here if not more and I'm sure he doesn't consider that funny at all. You're right dude - there's nothing funny about that. Give the bastard the chair! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

I am thinking of this nice big bottle of Herradura I have next to me that is only 1/4 full and the nice bottle of Patron I have in my kitchen.....Ahhhh...the Herradura Reposado tastes so delicious.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

hope things go well for you/him! At least he's alive...that kid's been through a lot.

...because you just might get it. Hope they work things out amicably vice in the courts. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

You don't appreciate Ann's prose, I take it, John?

...Ann Coulter writes another funny column. She's not as sexy as Girlfalldown though. The New And Improved Racism Ann Coulter December 9, 2004 Still furious about the election, liberals are lashing out at blacks. First it was Condoleezza Rice. But calling a Ph.D. who advised a sitting president during war "Aunt Jemima" apparently hasn't satiated the Democrats' rage. Even the racist cartoons didn't help. So this week, they've turned with a vengeance to Clarence Thomas. Only the Democrats would try to distract from their racist attacks on one black Republican by leveling racist attacks against a different black Republican. If Democrats don't nip this in the bud, soon former Klanner and Democratic Sen. Bob Byrd will be their spokesman. In the past few weeks, there have been nasty insinuations all around about Condoleezza Rice's competence for the job. Democratic consultant Bob Beckel – who demonstrated his own competence running Walter Mondale's campaign – said of Rice, "I don't think she's up to the job." Joseph Cirincione, with the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace (so you know they don't have an agenda or anything), said Rice "doesn't bring much experience or knowledge of the world to this position." This was reassuring, inasmuch as that was also liberals' assessment of the current president before he took office and he, to put it mildly, has been doing rather well. The Kansas City Star editorialized that Rice "has not demonstrated great competence in the last four years," which is to say, Dr. Rice failed to be sufficiently clairvoyant to predict the events of Sept. 11, 2001. Columnist Bob Herbert sneered of Rice's nomination in the New York Times: "Competence has never been highly regarded by the fantasists of the George W. Bush administration." For example, these are the bumbling nitwits who conquered Afghanistan, the "graveyard of empires," and toppled Baghdad in less time than your average Jennifer Lopez marriage lasts. (Wait, I can't remember: Was it the Bush administration that hired Jayson Blair?) So far, Dr. Rice has demonstrated her abundant competence only in academia, geopolitics, history, government, college administration, classical music and athletics. I eagerly await the Bob Herbert column in which he lists the subjects and pursuits he's mastered. If only Rice talked about her accessorizing like Clinton's Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, she might impress the sort of fellow who writes for the New York Times. Liberals at least give white Republicans credit for being evil. Rumsfeld is a dangerous warmonger, Paul Wolfowitz is part of an international Jewish conspiracy, Dick Cheney is "Dr. No." But Dr. Rice? She's a dummy. In fact, after spending the last four years telling us that President Bush was an empty suit, a vessel for neoconservative fantasies of perpetual war, liberals have now found someone who is Bush's puppet: the black chick. It's all so eerily familiar. The late Mary McGrory, a white liberal, called Scalia "a brilliant and compelling extremist" – as opposed to McGrory herself, a garden-variety extremist of average intelligence. But Thomas she dismissed as "Scalia's puppet," quoting another white liberal, Alvin J. Bronstein of the American Civil Liberties Union, to make the point. This is the kind of rhetoric liberals are reduced to when they just can't bring themselves to use the n-word. Most recently – at least as we go to press – last Sunday Harry Reid, the Democratic leader in the Senate, had this to say about Justice Clarence Thomas: "I think that he has been an embarrassment to the Supreme Court. I think that his opinions are poorly written." You'd think Thomas' opinions were written in ebonics. In the same interview, Reid called Justice Antonin Scalia "one smart guy." He said that although he disagreed with Scalia, his reasoning is "very hard to dispute." Scalia is "one smart guy"; Thomas is the janitor. If Democrats are all going to read from the same talking points, they might want to get someone other than David Duke to write them. On the Sean Hannity radio show, Democratic pundit Pat Halpin defended Sen. Reid's laughable attack on Thomas by citing Bob Woodward's book "The Brethren," which – according to Halpin – vividly portrays Thomas as a nincompoop. I return to my standing point that liberals don't read. Harry Reid clearly hasn't read any of the decisions Justice Thomas has written, and Pat Halpin clearly hasn't read "The Brethren." "The Brethren" came out a decade before Thomas was even nominated to the Supreme Court. The only black Supreme Court justice discussed in "The Brethren" is Thurgood Marshall. That's one we haven't heard in a while: I just can't tell you guys apart. How many black justices have there been on the Supreme Court again? Oh yes: two. It's one thing to confuse Potter Stewart with Lewis Powell. After all, there have been a lot of white guys on the court. But there have been only two black justices – and Democrats can't keep them straight. Two! That's like getting your mother and father confused. I can name every black guy on a current National Hockey League roster: Is it asking Democrats too much to remember the names of the only two black Supreme Court justices? In "America (The Book)," by Jon Stewart and the writers of Comedy Central's "Daily Show," the section on the judiciary describes how to make a sock puppet of Clarence Thomas and then says, "Ta-da! You're Antonin Scalia!" On grounds of originality alone, Mr. Stewart, I want my money back. But reviewing the book in the New York Times, Caryn James called the sock puppet joke one of the book's "gems of pointed political humor." Funny how the liberal punditocracy all parrot this same "sock puppet" line about Thomas year after year, almost as if they were sock pu-- oh, never mind. Curiously, of all the liberals launching racist attacks on black conservatives I've quoted above, only two are themselves black: the two who write for the New York Times. So I guess there are still a couple of blacks taking orders from the Democrats. Isn't there an expression for that? I think it begins with "Uncle" and ends with "Tom." Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

It's the JACKASS charm you see.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

I like Shannon. She drinks tequila quite well, is gawgeous, and has never sprayed me with mace or pepper spray. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Ever increasing # with Abu Ghraib? Prisoner abuse perhaps with the publication of those photos of SEALs perhaps, but not Abu Ghraib unless I've missed something - which is entirely possible given my sked this week. Not all insurgents are the same, but the ones killing Iraqis are doing nothing to distinguishing themselves from the ones who aren't - at least to all outward appearances. I would think the Vietnamese considering Ho Chi Minh a hero a more appropriate analogy than Lee/Grant, but though I see your point I don't believe anyone claiming to be an insurgent who didn't kill Iraqis able to have any credibility in the areas where Iraqis were slaughtered by insurgents.

Given that insurgents are killing more and more Iraqis, I find it hard to believe any new gov't would consider them on the 'hero' end of any spectrum. Your invasion scenario is a bit far fetched for me to comment. Interesting, but far fetched. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Sorry dude! I don't understand how you can nail her like that and still get hosed. What a crock of shyte. Drink tequila. I'm having a sip for you right now! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

I hope the FL national guard isn't all in Iraq. They might be needed. I have just returned from the liquor store with a nice bottle of Herradura Reposado...it has been opened...yuuuummmmyyyy! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Call them whatever you like - they are carrying out terrorist activities. How about 'patriots (who carry out terrorist activities)'. You are correct - those who have carried out terrorist attacks against anyone - Americans, Iraqi's, or citizen of Togo for that matter -will be either killed or arrested. I've got no problem with that. By taking that road they have marginalized themselves. I would like to think 100% of Americans would defend their homeland were it invaded - you're correct there. I doubt those who have been killing Iraqi's will be overwhelmingly in the upcoming elections, but we'll see what they hold in store. I don't think the effect of the elections will be immediate, but a positive effect I believe they will have over the course of the next year. We're sure as hell not pulling out before then, so we'll definitely have the opportunity to see.

Pimp Daddy Pop is back in the DZ.com hizzauuuse! I shall soon be imbibing the sweet nectar of life we know as tequila, my friend! Some shall be consumed in your honor! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

That's cool Amanda! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

I went to the Santa Barbara Brewing Company and the beer wasn't at all bad. Quite good actually. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

Ahhh Don Julio.....another fine choice. Vallerina - you and everyone else who doesn't care for tequila, there's nothing really wrong with you...you're still cool...I'll still drink with you.... but you should still try Patron, Cabo Wabo, Don Julio, or Herradura.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

What is wrong with you people? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

You're not being very cooperative...don't you know that recent studies show that drinking tequila gives your skin a healthy glow and extends your life expectancy? Dr. J.A. Anvil of the famous Anvil Institute himself conducted the study. Jake's only looking out for your best interests.

You should drink tequila with me and Pop sometime...just to say hello to an old friend...we'll all snag a bottle of Patron and either Cabo Wabo or Herradura and have a dandy old time... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!!