chaoskitty

I thought we were supposed to land in trees? Everyone knows you cant land a parachute on your feet!

Just call me Big Daddy... Only if you prove it!

Now I see this.....apply by PM...after I was already halfway to TN....dammit... Mike Casie says you're cute, so you can come to TN. Just dont get mad when I call you something other than Mike.

Apply by PM.. ya big flirt

Hehe.. you reminded me of one of my favorites... **** 5 SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP * 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. * 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. * 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. * 4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you. * 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Send the shovel girls out to break up the fights! They dont get paid enough anyway :)

Nashville/St.Louis game is on in 30 min.. party at my house! Bring beer!

You're sweet, Bill.. I appreciate you!

I think that you got that "Nnnn" nickname wrong, Bill. "No" is the word that you were looking for, but it's an answer, not a nickname...lmao. HAHAHAA!!! Rosa!!

And what might YOUR name be? Trust me.. theres nothing "organized" about my dating life! Casie.. all he has to do is change his name and move.. its all laid out for him!

If you break me.. then you'd be stuck catering to my every whim.. I can be whimsical when I'm bored...

You're bad for me!!! You'll break my heart!!! must run away!!! edit to add: I've had 4 relationships with guys named Michael. Its overwhelming.

Yes, but he only lied "to protect me". Turns out he was REALLY protective of me. Overly-protective, I would say. hoooooteeever....

ooooh yah! 1. Not really interested in long distance dating. I'd have to be talked in to it by someone who was nothing short of f-ing amazing. 2. No more military men.. though I always break that one. 3. No more guys named MICHAEL. First, middle, last name.. I dont care.. NO MORE!! 4. Must be a college grad, or working on it. (I once was in a long distance relationship with a Marine named Michael. He wasnt a college grad either. He wasnt the only military guy, or the only michael, or the only long distance though). 5. He can be a whuffo as long as hes not scared. 6. Mental stability is a requirement. 7. No kids. Not interested in messing with the every other weekend crap.. dealing with BS from the ex wife.. etc. Maybe later in life I wont be able to aviod that kind of situation, but for now, I can, and I will. 8. Gotta be able to handle the big stuff and not freak out over the little things. And he has to be compatible with my sense of humor. If I could find a man who makes me laugh every day.. I think I'd be happy for the rest of my life. I dont know why people say I'm picky.. Oh and if he happens to be independently wealthy (or dependently..who cares how he got that way) so I can quit my job and skydive all the time.. that'd be cool. I'm not holding my breath though.

skybytch likes the womb broom!

simple question, can it mean anything else ?? Y'all need help...

?? It says "Cant live without spunk". Did I miss it?

Yeah that doesn't even qualify as Beanie Weanies. close.. but not quite. You can drink shiraz with asparagus though.

The other night I had large plate of asparagus and a bowl of refried beans with sliced hotdogs mixed in, accompanied by a glass of Shiraz. Probably one of the strangest meals I've ever eaten.... Weird.... I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you are single?

I didnt say he was expecting company.. Although he may be... who knows?? Sunshine said shes hungry..

There you go with the cuffs again... THIS sounds entertaining!!

I dont really like sausage. Too greasy. You dont eat pigs anymore but your guess was double stuffed pork chops and apple sausage? hehehhehe.. !

You suck. Try harder.

what is apple sausage?? I like to keep my fruits seperate from my greazy meats.. Do guys eat green stuff like asparagus?