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  1. chaoskitty
    Most of the boogies I go to arent *that* much different than any other weekend at a big dz. Your dublin boogie being an exception. So for me, its the people.. getting to jump with new and old friends... and seeing people I dont get to see every weekend.
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    It's those big boobs. According to Adam guys don't like those... What??! Adam said I was perfect ..just the way I am. Hes just jealous because I fill out a bra better than he does. ( I look better in a thong too, but we dont need to go there.. )
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    Isn't Tenn a little far from Iowa? Yah I cant get a date.. I try and try.. guys never pay attention to me..
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    Well.. there are different kind of bumps. There are speed bumps, which are bad on runways. You can bump your booty on a butt landing.. there are bumpy brothers.. such as me, mouth, mariposa, chiquita, and many others.. theres that dance from the 50's called The Bump.. And then theres the bump to tell people to get their bumpy booties out to Tullahoma this weekend and jump!
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    Set him up with someone. Theres gotta be a girl you know who can't get a date either..
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    Penguin candy bars.. England. I loved those things when I was a kid! Mom always put either a kit kat or a penguin in my lunch. I was sooooo cool..
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    So the Germans will still be there, Judy??
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    You can eat a super monster freebirds...??? I am in awe. Thats like a circus trick!
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    Dress up like a girl and Hans will give you a jump at the girl price of $10. Edit: never mind, the girl price is gone, but you can still dress up like a girl just to entertain us!
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    You know theres a boogie in College Station this weekend, Jim... dont make me eat at Freebirds without you! I can't eat two of those things... barely one!
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    Freebirds Burritos.. theyre only in Austin and College Station.
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    I take that to mean that you are both sharing the same costume?
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    Mar.. my flight from Nashville to Dallas to College Station was CHEAP! It was cheaper to fly in to CLL on American than it was to fly in to AUS or HOU on SWA.. surprised me too!
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    Flying in to College Station 6pm Friday. Turtle promised he would send someone. Look for a blonde girl with a rig. LoudDan is looking for a ride from Houston on Friday afternoon... anyone heading up from H-town? PM me. or him.
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    Sunshine is flying in Thurs nite. Not sure about Perky. Casie can get him in Austin but not til late Friday evening. Brains will probably cut through San Marcos and not go all the way up to Austin. That would be way out of his way. Anyone driving up from Houston on Friday afternoon?
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    I do the opposite, I save the letters and IM's where he was being a jackass.. so if I ever start to feel sentimental about him, I can just go back and remember what an ass he was and how disrespectful he was to me. I rarely have to do that though. The weak moments have pretty much passed.
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    Go margaritas??? no no no!! COME margaritas... come to me... edit: sheenie you feeling ok?
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    Naaaww.. now that just wrong. They have to learn how to spell "Hullaballooo Ka-nick Ka-nick" as well.
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    They're even better with margaritas!!
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    Praise Jesus!!!! just kidding..
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    well.. face, panties, bra, and hole punch have already been done. its OK.. focus on the joke again..
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    I wanna see your beautiful birthmark!
  23. chaoskitty
    "Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I cannot say." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell l you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad,Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three full months. Be off with you now!" Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over to his seat and whispers "well... what'd you get?" "Three months vacation and five good leads."
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    Dont make big mamma have to slap you boy!
  25. chaoskitty
    Well the semester just started.. and if you follow my motto .. "the sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up..." you'll do just fine.. Want me to write you a note saying you have boogie flu? Geez that sounds kinda nasty.. I dont think you should go to class.. its quite contagious!