chaoskitty

She showed you a trick with *my* tongue??? How cool is that, I wasnt even in the same state! You mean the trick where you drop your jaw and circle your tongue around the... umm.. taking this to PM's..

That was great! (and hellloooo mr. pilot! mmm! )

I'll vote for GFD. Sometimes I have fantasies... I think about all the trouble that me, her, and a couple of other key players in the skychick world could cause... hehehe.. oh what fun...

I'm on my way!! Well.. in a few hours. Y'all can just relax til I get there.

Theres only so much you can do for a cheap ass client. They want it.. they gonna hafta pay fo it.

Dude.. if you want to talk nonsense.. take it to the bonfire. If you just want my attention, send me a PM.

Shes trying to say... if you ask a stupid question.... you get a stupid answer. He knows he is being an asshole. Dude.. do the right thing. Cancel the order on the AAD. Quit leading the girl on. You'll only make her jaded and bitter for the next guy she goes out with. Do it for your fellow man, if not yourself.

No, no, no, sweet innocent Robbie.. When Mouth, Mariposa, and I get together, theres no chaperone in the world who can handle that... This boogie is starting to sound like a script for an episode of fear factor..

Kriiiisssss...

Happy birthday cutie!

ummm.. pardon?

I got a new digital camera today.... WATCH OUT!

"If it makes you happy" -Sheryl Crow "Minority" -Greenday (add anything by Greenday.. Greenday irritates the crap out of me) "Macarena" - The Retards

You should have said you hurt yourself while sitting on your sofa watching reality tv shows. Thats all anyone around my office ever does..

Then whats that tripod in your room set up for??

I'd be happy to.. my email is in my profile. Tell me what kind of job you're looking for too.

hhahhahahahaa.... lmao! Mouth.. help me out here... he said we need a chaperone...

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? 5 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 4 to make t-shirts. Let the sorority jokes flow... (not making fun of you Daizey.. just having fun in general)

I tried but I keep fogging up the lens!

Well.. there are different kind of bumps. There are speed bumps, which are bad on runways. You can bump your booty on a butt landing.. there are bumpy brothers.. such as me, mouth, mariposa, chiquita, and many others.. theres that dance from the 50's called The Bump.. And then theres the bump to tell people to get their bumpy booties out to Tullahoma this weekend and jump! I have also heard of a bump being a drink or beer. example: Do you wanna go out for a few bumps? Judy Hmmm.. that sounds like something I'd rather stay *in* for..

" near.. far... WHEREVER YOU ISSSS.. hunny.. I wont forget yo ass.. but I sho nuf let you go.. set up derrr FROZE SOLID!" hehehe... oh dear. Tell you mama I said how she durrrin. They sposed to let Watoosie out today. OOkay sorry for the hijack.. just had to get that out!

If the sorority turns out to be service-oriented as you described, that actually sounds pretty cool! I went to TCU where everybody (read *everybody*) was greek. It was pretty hard to not be greek there, but I managed. Most Sororities schedule study time, and you have to keep your GPA up to keep your membership current. I cant say it would be a bad thing to join a sorority.. sounds like its something that you want to do. You dont seem to be "lost" and looking to find your way.. I think you would be a good strong leader in a sorority and show the "lost" ones how to be themselves in a group.

I have a lot of experience with resumes, and we're in the same field. Heres a few tips on yours.. take em or leave em.. 1. Get rid of the "Senior Admin Asst" and leave it at Business Dev. Mgr. 2. What kind of company are you currently working for? Put the company name on there. We have no idea what youre selling or producing. 3. You have a graduate degree in MIS, but you only listed basic microsoft software applications. Surely you did some programming, SQL, Perl, Java, web development, and on different platforms like as/400.. ? Throw some of that on there. Consolidate word, excel, accces, etc in to "MS Office Applications". If you are an expert in an application, say so. If you are familiar with several different programming languages, but not proficient, just put "familiar with SQL, Javascript, C, ... " . They dont care how fast you can type unless you are applying for clerical work. They dont really care about your GPA either, but it doenst hurt to leave it on there. Get rid of netscape/explorer, etc. and put Internet, Intranets, and Networking. A five year old can use Netscape, thats not impressive. Try your best to keep your resume to one page. This resume makes it look like your education outweighs your skills. You'll have a hard time getting a job this way because you will expect to be paid for your education when your experience doesnt match up. Think back to projects you did in college and the applications and problem solving tools you used. If you were a project manager for any IT classes, add that. Ok I may have gotten a little carried away, hope that helps some.

I am loving it!! Tell me when!

Hmmm.. I suddenly have a lot of work to do..