chaoskitty

Well thats not as exciting as a 3 minute booty call or getting married... but sounds like fun anyway! Do it up Vegas style! no sleep!

7-0 Dallas at the end of the 1st qtr! Defense is ON tonight!

Why? Are you planning to misbehave??

YYYYYAAAAYYYY! This means that I have *three* possible opportunities to jump with my kickass Roaming DZ bro's in October! You guys are going to get so sick of me and my fall rate!

Rat Dog. I like it. Yes. She is a Rat Dog . Shes the cutest thing I've ever seen!!

Wanna make it a 4-way helo jump?? Kel, I havent jumped a helo since we jumped it in Dublin.. cant freeeeekin wait!!

I'm not going to venture in to the skimpy outfit dept, but I'll post my pics from the boogie later tonight.

Sounds like someone reported you. Theyre investigating it like they should. Just send them the proof and carry on. Or quit using Ebay.

A 30 hour booty call?? I limit mine to 3 hours. Maybe he is including travel time..

Those are great pics of Kim! We were skydiving too though.. got any pics of that?

That or a Neck Brace. Also, switching to a BF that doesn't pretend to be a suction cup will help in the future... Hahaha.. shes married.. I think shes stuck with her suction cup... heheheaa! Jaye, you are welcome to borrow my turtleneck sweater. But the hat isn't mine, so I cant lend it out anyway.

Didnt you just go to Kauai?? Guess why.. umm.. you just can't get enough Lapperts ice cream and grilled Ono. ?

Know any Mary Kay ladies? They have a yellow concealer that works quite well. Does a good job on dark circles under the eyes too (which is probably what it is designed for. Jaye has a hiiiiiickeeeeeyy.. heheh! Sorry had to to it.

HEY! What about us Rats? I didnt know you were going to Nationals!! You should brag more! Good luck!!!!

T* you are too cute! How in the world were you expected to know which way was east?? hehee.. that was a great SCR ceremony.. Thanks for a fun boogie everyone! It was great to see you all.. And good luck to Douva, Brains and the freestyle girl (I never got your name, sorry hon!) at Nationals next week!

What can I say? Shes a Rudy girl.. its not our fault..

Thanks for a a great boogie everyone! I had a great time and loved meeting the Aggieland and Houston crowd as well as seeing some of the San Marcos crowd again. You guys always make me feel right at home.

I'm outta here.. off to the airport! Dan hurry up and get to TX.. I still say you "take a nap" on a TX bound plane tonight, after you check the seals on the liquor bottles.. cya there!

Shut up Jake, nobody is disappinted in you. However, it wouldnt be a bad idea to start working with crippled children and reading to blind people. You can sing in the church choir too... All in good time sweetie.. hang in there.

Me too.. I had no healthcare experience when I got this job, only computer skillz. There is so much to learn.. its different for different clients in different states, and its always changing.

Yes, I'm still going.. rain or shiner bock... er Shine.

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane.The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered violently! Are you all right?" "I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?" The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."

Does the one who doesnt jump play golf or have some other time-consuming hobby to keep him from bitching that I spend too much time jumping? eh.. I'd probaby still go with the jumper. Money isnt that big of a deal, you spend it whether you have it or not.

I can't donate blood because I lived in the UK between 1980-1984 and therefore may have mad cow disease. Thats a bunch of crap. Everytime theres a blood drive, I check to see if that question is still on the list. I just donated food to a food bank that was sending relief to Alabama coast towns, and I donate to relief funds through my church. I dont donate to people who knock on my door.