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Because on regular jumps, the big twins are secured in a bra, a shirt, and a jumpsuit. And my incoming excuse still stands... but most of all, I just have no interest in jumping naked. Sorry. I'll go sit in the corner with the boring no fun pussies.
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Exsqueeeze me.. have you seen where my chest strap fits me.. UNDER my breasts? Can you say opening shock?? You obviously dont care about the big twins!
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Hmmm.. who knows it may be one of my hidden talents.. Wanna try that move where you pick me up by my ankles and swing me around in a circle til you let go.. then I to four triple toe loops and land on my feet? What could possibly go wrong??
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Yeah.. someone must have left the door unlocked and let the dutch in.
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Bolas (maybe, needs to look at a map) CSpencefly Hippie (1 day) Hottie (1 day) jumpchikk Kelel01 Lauraliscious + 1 guest Micduran missg8tordivr Psycho Bob Skydave Chaoskitty vdschoor
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WTF Bob? You're a nut.. If Chaoskitty was a figure skater .. she'd be laaaaaaaaaame! .. you know how I know you're gay?
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Video? You're not going to the farm this weekend are you? I dont want to be anywhere near you, a bounce house, or a video camera. Or a limo bus either. (This IS the drama thread right??) But I will make a skydive with you if youre up for it.
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You're right. I should have stood outside naked wearing a sign.. "I'm tired of masturbating". Turtle.. if I ever do that I promise there will be video.
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I had sex with myself this morning. I had no choice. I was all alone and someone had to take care of me.
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We'd love to meet your mum!
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Pretty much. But I just moved. Call me.. instead of telling everyone on the internet where I live.
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I smell no shit. But hey why dont you swing by the house on the way up to the farm. I'm sure I'll smell it then! Seriously, stop by!
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I'm freakin broke. Can I get a loser pass and only make a few jumps? And then I want to party. None of this la-ti-da lets sit around and play poker all night crap. I'm talkin cowboy hats and big twins! .. or maybe just the hat.
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Bless you!!
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$139 boogie at Skydive Alabama
chaoskitty replied to meridianjumper's topic in Events & Places to Jump
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This is a dumb question.. even for Turtle. And if he cant spell Thomaston, how about SKYDIVE ATLANTA?
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You'll like it at first. And then you'll hate it. I say this for two reasons. 1. I've lived in small apartments. 2. I know you.
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Ouch. Hope you're better soon.
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Yes. Come over after work.
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4 days is a long time. Dont go and fuck it all up now! You dont want one..
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what? did someone call me? YO HIPPIE!! I asked Scottie, but Scottie doesnt know.
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Parrrrttaaaay!
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Eh.. kinda.
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Thank you, Jaye!
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Of course I am your friend! And you were excused from the moving party due to the whole three states away thing. But now you and cora have a place to crash in ATL.