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  1. Damn, that was my vote... maybe we can share her?
  2. There's a time for diplomacy, and a time for action. Diplomacy has failed. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  3. Yeah, I have a very hard time believing that as well.... Too much smoke, lethal force for a 'stolen vehicle'. and too 'clean' of a take down.... Sorry, not buying it.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  4. Yeah... I'm a slow learner. Based on your comments on the other thread, you're a little short on 'canvas' this year! Ok, ok, so using the money for strippers is a self serving cause... how about sell the shots for a dollar or for boobs, and donate the proceeds to breast cancer?
  5. Sell 'em for a dollar, then use the money to hire some strippers to walk around in your latex body paint. There you go, both problems solved! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  6. Yeah, a buddy of mine (back in the Army days), was telling me that if I ever get the chance to do a girl in the butt, I need to punch her in the back of the head while we're going at it - supposedly it gets REALLY tight! This is the same guy that would take a tube of 'surgilube' with him in the field. I don't want to know what the inside of his sleeping bag looked like... As far as the theory of her being upset because you were hiding things: was it the lube she was upset with or the anal beads and 12" black dildo next to the lube that really upset her? Seriously though. She's kind of a prude if she actually thinks guys don't take care of themselves. As someone else mentioned, that's probably the tip of the iceberg. I can understand why should wouldn't be happy, though. She may be thinking, 'am I not enough for him', 'am I so bad that he'd rather use his hand?', 'who is he thinking about while he's doing that?' Maybe if you can put her concerns at ease, she'll let it go... otherwise, you'll have to let it go! Good luck! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  7. Hey, she told me she was 18!!! Seriously though, I don't think I want to know if there are. I wonder how many people are saying, 'oh shit!' after reading these messages. My neighbor across the street from me has an 18 y/o daughter. Her boyfriend moved in with them. Mom just happened to look on the FDLE website, and her address popped up as a sexual predator address. She of course totally freaked out, and to make a long story short, this guy living with them had a pretty significant criminal past. Yikes! Needless to say, he's doesn't live there anymore. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  8. I just looked up my home town, and saw a couple people I graduated with on there! My next high school reunion is going to be interesting. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  9. Absolutely! I can't believe you remember that.... then again, I guess it was me that was drunk, not you. I'm sure Jay told you how much I liked them! I'm actually jealous that you get to play with them any time you want! See you there! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  10. Sorry to bring this thread back to life, but was wondering if you ever purchased the D70s? I think I'm going to pick one up this week, to take to Dublin. I'm torn though... I hear so much good about the Canon, I'm tempted to buy one. On the other hand, I have such a huge investment in Nikon lenses and flashes, I haven't been able to bring myself to actually dropping that kind of cash for one. Anybody hear anything negative about the Nikon D70s since these posts? Thanks! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  11. Nothing gets you over the last one, like the next one!
  12. Ok, I'm in; just registered. Agcskyharley (Waldo) Ballsack bdbrown Becca BellyFlyer1985 BigERN13 BigM billo BillyVance (maybe) blueskyserenity Bolas? Bomb Squad Boomer & Chris Casie ccowden Chaoskitty CieloDiosa Chizazz (If I get a ride from somebody in Ohio) CrazyRick crutch & Tammie CSpenceFly and Mrs. RoamingDZ (aka, Julie) Darkwing Dave Waters David King dbattman and a shovel Dgskydive Dixieskydiver Dokeman EDYDO Fast Eddie FlyDoc Fmmobley freefalle freelyflyn71 Gemini Gia Girlfalldown Guido Goofyjumper GQ_Jumper hisgoofyness HellaMannn Hushpuppy Icon134 Jeffskydiver & Connie jeiber jelloJ is gay Jerry Fields? Jessie07 JGarcia JohnDavid jumpingbean001 Jumpchikk jumpergirl katiebear21 Keith Klingeme Kramer Larry Thomas Lauraliscious Leapdog Lisamarie Lister55 LoudDan marks McDuck & BoomBoom mcneill79 Melstarr Micduran Micro(with a frickin brewery) midnightrider Missg8tordivr monkycndo MOUTH Namgrunt Nanner Nate_1979 ncfitge oozzee OrFuN #1 Pendejo & 1snowangel philly51 Pincheck Popsjumper Psycho Bob & Patty Pyke RastaRicanAir Red Rocket ReLLik revillusion Rick RkyMtnHigh Rookie120 Sabre2190 Salsa John Scotty Carbone selbbub78 skinnyshrek Skychick312 skygirlpc Skymama? skymonkeyONE Stl135 Superman32 Tami Carbone teamjenn1 The_Don & Jeannier tmaricle55 Turtlespeed UpNDown whodamiss Wildcard451 Wingnut wonderhog woodpecker vdschoor Volo XenaSwampJumper Yardhippie & Hottieliscious Kelel01 Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  13. Yup, that pretty well desribes it!
  14. 6:30 Clock/radio turns on to 'Lex & Terry' 7:00 Still in bed listening to 'Lex & Terry' 7:30 Radio turns off. Dread going into work. 7:35 Take care of business 7:36 Hop in shower 8:00 Leave for work 8:02 Sit in traffic 8:45 Sit in traffic 9:00 Slip in the back door so my boss doesn't see. 9:01 Look at the clock to see when I can go home. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  15. I agree.... you're only posting here to find people to believe your story! Where there's smoke, there's fire! J ps- just kidding Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  16. Chances are, you're going to get what you pay for. I bought my first lens at BestBuy for ~$30. I definitely got a $30 lens. My current lens is a Diamond .3x. It was pretty expensive, but the colors are brighter, picture is sharper, and there's no vignetting. If I had it to do all over again, I would have just saved my money for the Diamond.... Just my 2cents Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  17. I remember when we could joke about throwing cats out of planes, and people laughed! Now people get their politically correct panties in a wad about this stuff and make stupid comments like, 'how would you like to be lit on fire', or 'how would you like to be put in a microwave'.... Last time I posted about my plans of video taping a skydiving cat, I had threats left on my answering machine at home.... Since then I've removed my last name from my profile, and disconnected my answering machine. Here kitty kitty kitty kitty! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  18. Well, you really shouldn't even have a video camera on your helmet at 38 jumps, let alone a still camera. Canon digitals seem to be really popular in skydiving. I'm probably going to buy a Nikon D70s myself, only because I already have thousands tied up in lenses and other Nikon gear. Talk to some of the videographers at your DZ, they can probably help you out. Here's some good advice from Norman Kent: http://www.normankent.com/advice.htm Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  19. Well, I don't have much experience with large snow covered mountains here in Florida, but I do have experience with white sand and reflections off water.
  20. Ok, it's my own fault for not checking the video camera settings after letting someone else use it... I know, I suck! Lesson learned. The backlight button was turned on during a tandem video, sun to my back. Now, how do I fix this video? I know that parts are blown out, and pixel data can't be recovered, but does anybody have experience in making this at least look better? I didn't know if there was a 'recipe' for correcting this kind of thing... I'll play with the obvious (brightness, contrast, etc.), but hope there's some magic to correct this... Worst case, maybe I can just put in so many distracting special effects, nobody will notice? Man... I don't want to put my name on this one... Oh yeah, I'm using Vegas. Thanks everyone! Jeff ps- already taped a washer to the back of my PC109 to prevent the button from being pushed... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  21. How ironic you should ask that. This weekend was my worst/most eventful to date. Friday - a commercial was being filmed at the DZ, and they wanted some of my footage to use, so I hand over my camera, and told them to firewire away; I had other things to do, and walked off. I get my camera back and start interviewing the tandem. The camera condom was flipped up and covering half the lens... After the jump, I put the video up on the TV, and I'm thinking, 'man, everything looks so bleached out'. I look at the camera - someone accidentally hit the 'backlight' button while firewiring footage.... Saturday - good day. Caught a tandem baglock on video. Sunday - tandem master exits with no count. His altimeter catches me in the mouth on exit and busts my lip open. Blood's streaming up my face, as I try to smile at the student in freefall - doubt she even noticed. The tandem master did though, giving me a funny look and signalling to his face. Jeff ps- if anybody has any tips for correcting the backlight screwup, please share! I'm going to start a new thread asking about this... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  22. Ahhh, come on.... I've been practicing and everything!!! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  23. I believe I've just heard my calling! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  24. Same here... glad it's not just me. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!
  25. jeiber

    Spider Bite

    Oh yeah, that's snake bites, silly me... Jeff ps- shhh, don't tell Katee! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!