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Come on up to Jax, and I'll suck the poison out! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

You can contribute to your IRA and claim it on your 2005 return up until April 15th. Here's something I just figured out (so I'm slow...). I'm going to sell some loser stock at a loss and put the money into an IRA prior to April 15. I get an immediate tax break for 2005, it'll offset capital gains for 2006, and it's a little extra for retirement in the future. I guess it's one way of finding a positive in a bad investment, right?! Ya win some, ya lose some! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Heh heh, a coworker and I got such a reputation for leaving 'gifts' in the elevator, that others would wait for the next car if they saw us getting out! Another good one is to go over to a coworkers desk, ask him to get up, because you want to show him something. Sit down at his computer, rip one in his chair, then get up and leave. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

And now I know why you do! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

From my previous post: www.HookedOnPhonics.com Here, learn to read.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Concertina wire works really well for keeping the neighborhood kids out of my yard. I bet it would work for deer as well. I like the motion activated water gun thing. Do you think I could hook a fire hose up to it? Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I just drooled on my pants.... wait a minute, that's not drool! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Actually, it doesn't gross me out, I just don't know exactly where the urethra is. I've seen it in anatomy diagrams, but everytime I've been that close to the real thing, I've had other things on my mind.

You think that's funny, you'll love this - I can't stand feet. I can't even stand looking at them, not even my own. Sucking on toes? Forget it. If the fate of the human race depended on me licking someone's toes.... well... what can I say.... we're all screwed. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

You couldn't possibly understand, it requires a penis! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Me too!!! Then she can call her hot friend over, we get really drunk in the hot tub, they start passionately kissing each other and undressing me.... Hmmm, I'll be back, I need to find a sock! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Brat! I know the general area girls pee from... duh. I just don't know exactly where it comes out, and I don't want to know! I'll think about it every time I go down there - it'll ruin me... My history isn't 'so bad', but I've done things in my life I'm not proud of, I don't like thinking of them myself, so I certainly don't want others, especially a loved one, thinking about them. It's not a matter of trust. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Nope. I haven't asked all men if they have a penis either, but I think it's a fairly accurate generalization. It's not about 'being enough', it's about the trophy, the accomplishment, the bragging rights, and yes, ego. You girls aren't any better - you girls flock over Leonardo Decaprio (sp?), it's because he's a movie star - a trophy. If he were a pizza delivery guy, you girls wouldn't give him the time of day. Women tend to be emotionally attracted, whereas men are physically attracted. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Yup, I agree. But sometimes there are things I just don't want to know about... A book I read once had this story (paraphrased): One morning, a woman asked her husband to think of twelve things he'd like to change about her. That evening, he returned home with twelve roses and said that he couldn't think of a single thing about her that he wanted to change. The guy isn't being totally honest, everybody has flaws. You believe this was the wrong answer? He should have been totally honest and listed her flaws? I think he did the right thing, even if he wasn't being honest. My point here is that honesty isn't always best. Ignorance is bliss! There are some things I'm content being ignorant about. Girls pooping, and where they pee from are two of them. So THERE!!! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ahhh, my misunderstanding - you did say that, didn't you. Ooops, I overlooked that in all my excitement! Speaking of excitement, I have to know one thing: did the guys just take turns bouncing up and down on you, or was it both at the same time? I've seen it in movies, but that's all acting for the camera; how does it happen in real life? Did the guys 'high five' each other during the act? Heh, heh - your new nickname can be 'fingercuffs'. Ok, enough screwing with your head. I'm really shocked that you told him about your past sexual escapades. Alot of guys (myself included) are very competitive, and it's human nature - you know, natural selection and all. We always want to out do the other guy, this is particularly true in sexual experiences. Ego? Absolutely! Personally, I'm not sure that I'd want to visualize two guys tag teaming someone I loved. Hell, I've done some pretty sexually degrading things to girls before and they're hilarious stories, but I wouldn't want a loved one knowing that I'm capable of such antics - hence I'll never tell them. Back to your original question - all guy's want threesome's, (those of you who don't, get back in the closet! ), so of course he's going to playfully bring it up from time to time. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. It's a small price you have to pay for your actions. Now if he's really pushing for this, that's just being disrespectful, and you'll probably end up resenting him down the road as a result. Lack of respect is usually a precurser (not always) to worse things, ie. cheating, beating, lying, etc. You're not without blame though - you can't expect him to have more respect for your body, than you do yourself... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ok, this may not be PC, but it's the truth... The 'threesome' is the Holy Grail for the male race. Any guy that says he wouldn't want two women at the same time is a liar (or gay). Now, let's turn the tables a little bit. Ladies, how would you feel if you found out your guy had written absolutely beautiful, heart melting, *poetry to a previous girlfriend, but when it comes to romance in your relationship, he doesn't even hold the door for you. You're honestly telling me it wouldn't bother you, that he's not willing to do for you, what he would previously do for someone else he cared about? Yeah, maybe it'll screw things up, maybe it won't. In either case, you screwed up by telling him you gave another guy a 'gift' you won't give him. Seriously, what did you think his response would be, 'oh that's nice, I'm glad you got it out of your system, 'cause that kind of thing really disgusts me'? Sorry to not be sympathetic, but you really should have known better... Don't you girls talk about these things when you go to the bathroom together?! For the record, no, I haven't had one (yet). Oh so close one time, and I'm starting to tear up thinking about how close it was.... the other girl ended up just watching us. I replay that night over and over in my mind, wondering what I could have possibly said or done different to make it happen. Sometimes I think God enjoys tormenting me.... Jeff *If romance isn't your thing, replace poetry with something else you REALLY want, and imagine your significant other did it for someone else, but not you. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

No, unfortunately this is my first Moto. It could very well be the same as the E815; I've actually heard that comment before, but personally I've never compared them. Oh yeah... Cingular was advertising for a while that it was made out of 'aircraft aluminim'. It's kind of misleading, since the body is really plastic. Discovered this by dropping it. I think the keypad is very thin aluminum, but that's about it. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

A group of my friends were sitting at a table with an attractive girl I didn't know. I joined in the conversation, and soon we were kinda hitting it off. Somehow we got on the topic of relationships, and she mentioned that she and her ex broke up because he moved to Europe. I chuckled, and said, 'Holy shit, what did you do that made him leave the country, tell him your pregnant?' The look on her face will be burned in my mind forever... Turns out she had indeed gotten pregnant, and had a miscarriage. My buddies all knew it, and were biting their lips to keep from laughing at me. The subject quickly changed, and that was pretty much the end of us 'hitting it off'. I still feel aweful to this day - especially now that I see her all the time. I want to apologize, but I really don't even want to bring it up again... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Attached are two images straight from the phone. You guys be your own judge. One was taken in dim bar lighting , the other I just stepped outside and snapped a shot. The bar shot is of two girls I pursuaded to make out - open with caution at work... No, it doesn't compare with a digital camera, but when moments like this present themselves, it's better than nothing.

Just trying to keep with the initial intent of this thread - humor! Jeff ps- did it hurt when they surgically removed your sense of humor? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Some of this is tongue in cheek, but you have to admit, it would make a great movie! Kinda like 'Red Dawn'? (picture a timeline here) Democratic president takes office, and immediately pulls back all OCONUS troops. Military is essentially disbanded, relying solely on Navy to protect our borders. Intelligence funding is cut shortly after. The U.S. falls into an economic depression. Middle East destabilizes, SH freed during insurgent raid, and regains power. Iraq ceases all oil shipments to US. Kuwait is invaded a second time, to punish it's support of past U.S. interests. Tensions continue to build between Iran and Iraq. Oil prices sky rocket. After U.S. troops leave S. Korea, N. Korea promptly invades. Fearing U.S. retaliation, Korea eagerly invades Japan to prevent it from becoming a staging ground for future U.S. operations. France and Spain, upset over EU's 'pro U.S.' policies, withdrawl from the EU. Political unrest between northern and southern Europe leads to economic decline and both 'sides' begin military buildup. Extremists in France and Spain begin military buildup, and form an alliance. The EU responds with equal buildup of troops. Extremist groups in France/Spain responsible for bombings in Germany. Germany responds with massive missile strikes into France. France/Spain begin talks with Soviet Union. Communist Soviet Union gains economic foothold and once again becomes a superpower as industry moves to SU in response to increased U.S. manufacturing costs. Cuban economy is spurred by trade with Soviets and missiles are once again placed in Cuba. Mexican ties with U.S. are strained as U.S. economy falls to same level as Mexico. Soviets come to Mexico's rescue by providing economic relief in exchange for military bases along U.S. border, claiming the military presense is only for drug interdiction missions.. Fearing a Republican president will win office, Alaska is invaded and Soviet troops cross the U.S. - Mexico border. With all sources of oil controlled by Soviets, cities surrender to occupying forces in exchange for oil and food. Small pockets of skydivers, armed to the teeth, are the only resistance remaining. Kallend's is jailed by occupying forces for being 'vocal'. He's heard in prison saying, 'Why did we allow the situation to escalate to this point? Why didn't we take action at the first sign of trouble, instead of waiting until we were invaded'. Jeff ps- remember, somewhat tongue in cheek! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

That's the biggest thing I don't like about my Razor... Honestly, I love mine, despite it's shortcomings. Prior to this, I had an LG - it sucked. Even if it was a lemon, I doubt I'll ever buy an LG product again, it was that bad... Then I bought the Razor a couple months back. The software on the phone is very similar to alot of the other Motorola phones. As someone mentioned, I wouldn't doubt that they just put the same software in a new design. A couple coworkers got the Razor shortly after me, and they all seem to love theirs as well. The Bluetooth headset works great for me. Not sure why Chaoskitty is having probs... FYI, if you have the Bluetooth enabled, it kills the battery pretty quick. Keep in mind my comments are relative.... my last phone sucked... Compared to my LG, I'd probably be bragging about how great a tin can and a string are. Jeff ps- Samsung just came out with a Razor 'clone'. Don't know anything about it, but it might be worth looking into. Perhaps they built on Moto's shortcomings? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ya hear that Kallend, they're coming for you next! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Do you honestly feel that 100 swoops and 300 jumps qualifies you to be telling anyone what (you think) the 'cardinal' and 'golden' rules of swooping are? I'm no 'skygod' by any means... far from it actually, but I've got nearly double your jump numbers and 5 times your swoop numbers. Just chill a little bit on the advice - especially in telling people how to 'stay alive' swooping. Your drawing isn't accurate, BTW. You're not considering each canopy's position, related to time. Not worth discussing further though.... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I said almost exactly. Wouldn't you agree that a VN150 loaded at 1.84 is much closer to a Velo than 'floaty as hell'?