BillyVance

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  1. Yeah, there's some serious horseshit going on here when you've got Rahm all pissed off. The state attorney has been compromised to some extent.
  2. Well yeah, for real estate purposes. That's it. No election collusion that can be proven. Two year witch hunt and they can't find anything. Time to move on. Liberals can cry all they want. Old Hag Hillary lost again.
  3. He has always been a dirty lawyer. Even Stormy Daniels eventually saw through his bullshit. Karma's a bitch.
  4. Twitter only seems to let the liberals' bullying stay up, but censor the conservatives heavily, especially the accounts with a high follow count.
  5. Who cares about McCain? The guy was a jackass as a senator. But Trump needs to move on.
  6. An oldie, but worth the repost. For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone, don't take that bad day out on someone you know. Instead, take it out on someone unfriendly who you don't know! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Patrick Hannifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled "You're a jackass!" and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word "jackass," and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up. He'd answer, and I'd yell, "You're a jackass!" It would always cheer me up. Later in the year, the phone company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me; I would have to stop calling the jackass. Then, one day, I had an idea. I dialed his number, then heard his voice, "Hello." I made up a name. "Hi, this is Mike Smith with the sales office of the telephone company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our caller ID program?" He went, "No!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a jackass!" The reason I took the time to tell you this story is to show you how if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do something about it -- just dial my good ol' friend, the jackass, at 555-1111. [Keep reading! It gets better.] An old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking place. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally, she got the car in reverse and she began to move ... very slowly backing out of the slot. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull out. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden this black Camaro comes flying up the parking aisle in the wrong direction and pulls into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't just do that, Buddy. I was here first!" The guy climbed out of his Camaro completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, "This guy's a jackass!" There sure are a lot of jackasses in this world. Then I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number then hunted for another place to park. A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 555-1111 and yelling, "You're a jackass!" (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.) I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying on my desk and thought I'd better call this guy, too. After a couple rings, someone answered the phone and said, "Hello." I said, "Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?" "Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front." I said, "What's your name?" "My name is Don Hansen." "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home in the evenings." "Listen Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes." "Don, you're a jackass!" And I slammed the phone down. After I hung up, I added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialer. For a while, things seemed to be going better for me. Now, when I had a problem, I had two jackasses to call. Then, after several weeks of calling the jackasses and hanging up on them, it just wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution. First, I had my phone dial Jackass #1. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello." I yelled "You're a jackass!", but I didn't hang up. The jackass said, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah." He said, "Stop calling me." I said, "No." He said, "What's your name, Pal?" I said, "Don Hansen." He said "Where do you live?" "1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro's parked out front." "I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your prayers." "Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!" and I hung up. Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, "Hello." I said, "Hello, Jackass!" He said, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" "I'll kick your butt." "Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now, Jackass!" And I hung up. Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my brother-in-law as soon as he got home. I made another quick call to Channel 13 about the gang war going down on West 34th Street. After that, I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing. Glorious! Watching two Jackasses throwing punches and kicking one another in front of 6 squad cars, a police helicopter, and channel 13 news cameras!!! It was one of the greatest experiences of my life!
  7. Well it's certainly a better look than the Annie Lennox style.
  8. I've been saying it for a long time. No collusion on Trump's part. You all just can't stand it and I love it.
  9. And ABC News is saying NO MORE INDICTMENTS are expected as a result of the Mueller Investigation. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  10. Especially when there are several entire states with less population than Los Angeles County.
  11. Back to the topic of this thread... I've found where the shooter's manifesto and self POV video of the rampage is being hosted online.
  12. And a border wall will reduce the number of illegal aliens slipping through unseen. We can play this game all day.
  13. I don't see how those strong gun laws are helping. Bad people are still going to get them one way or another.
  14. Since I live in a state with a lot of green land and clean lakes (I literally have a lakefront home), with a couple, or 3 shithole cities that have high crime and are led by DEMOCRATIC mayors, I'd be offended if I was being told how to live by heavily populated high crime city DEMOCRATIC elites who can't get their shit together. Speaking of which, what's up with NYC mayor Bill De Blasio's wife being unable to account for $1.6 billion, or is it $1.8 billion, that she was given for her mental health initiative or whatever the fuck it was? https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/de-blasio-and-co-mayor-wife-have-wasted-1-8b-of-taxpayer-money/
  15. Being that Trump didn't win Washington in 2016, I doubt he would win it in 2020 even without this garbage being enacted. The entire left coast is overwhelmingly liberal. It's just one state. Big fucking whoop. Still, I expect a legal fight that could go all the way to the SCOTUS, who just recently, sided with Trump against sanctuary cities and states. I think we all know how that's gonna go. Trump's gonna win again.
  16. What goes around... comes around? https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/435029-as-russia-collusion-fades-ukrainian-plot-to-help-clinton-emerges?amp&__twitter_impression=true
  17. https://www.foxnews.com/world/last-isis-enclave-a-scene-of-devastation-fox-news-visits-only-remaining-village-ruled-by-terror-group Sounds like a MOAB dropped right on that village will wipe every last one of those sorry bastards, including those hiding in tunnels underground. The last one worked well in Afghanistan.
  18. The school apologized BEFORE the actual truth came out that the native americans started the whole brouhaha and an edited video went viral. Nick Sandmann isn't letting this smear on his reputation stand.
  19. So you're saying Christine Blasey Ford's testimony was believable? I've got beachfront property in Kansas to sell you.
  20. All violence are bad. Hell, in just the last couple of weeks, over 120 Christians were slaughtered by Muslims in 3 different countries across Africa.
  21. LOL I quit on my own, and scrubbed everything off my profile.
  22. Sorry. I just find it hypocritical of the Democrats who scream RACISM and SEXUAL ASSAULT at Republicans with little or no evidence and want them removed from office, but then close ranks and defend themselves in the face of real evidence and credible assault accusations in Governor Northam's AND Virginia Attorney General Mark Herring's blackface controversy and Lt. Governor Fairfax's sex assault accusations by two different women. Four of Fairfax's staffers have resigned. I found it interesting, all three are Democrats, and Herring is 3rd in line to the Governorship. The 4th in line, is a Republican. Oh and don't get me started on Minnesota attorney general Keith Ellison. Booker, Feinstein and Harris orchestrated a shit show at Justice Kavanaugh's confirmation, trying to destroy a man based on feeble vague details of a supposed assault where Ford couldn't remember the exact date, exact location, hell, even the year! Kavanaugh got confirmed (thank goodness) and Ford disappeared with a million+ bucks in a gofundme account. If you were the victim of sexual assault, wouldn't you remember every detail? Even if it happened 30-40 years ago? A friend of mine does. Everything. It's so vividly seared in his memory. Which is why I believed Ford was full of shit, as were the other accusers who eventually recanted.
  23. I haven't been on Facebook since 2013. It's so heavily censored nowadays I wouldn't even bother going back.
  24. Yet nothing about the Virginia Governor and Lt. Governor? Partisan hack.