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I hope your proud of yourself andy, See the shit you got stirred up in here. Cant understand why someone would want to stir up a little dust in the forums. Well other than its fun
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The 86 Rules of drinking (Longie, but goodie!)
Swoopyswoop replied to skydivexxl's topic in The Bonfire
You know Andrew, You never cease to amaze me my friend. CHEERS "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder -
Hey vinnie let me Stir up a little crap right quick. Mark my word george W. will take it again. How does that strike you amigo? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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Think maybe ole swoopy can get a few minutes alone with these fellows too? I promise I leave a little for Skydivexxl to play with too "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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Who wants to go to Taft with me this weekend?
Swoopyswoop replied to freeflygoddess's topic in The Bonfire
I will meet you down there. But being you wouldnt speak to me at eloy, I kinda feel like there could be a little friction between us maybe sorta in some kind of way "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder -
9mm PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT thats for pussys. Get you a .45 yo. much better heater. "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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WOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOO KARI'S first post and I officially got the first reply
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Thats okay Jarcie, the guys at hollister would be more than happy to accompany you with a free lapdance I am sure. Well it will just cost you a couple of beers and a shot or two of patron "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH why didnt you say so in the first place. Lemme try Just got my learn on Sebastian enlightened me That is just too cool "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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Whats a prose? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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So basically I guess this is what I am asking bro, Well I cant really think of what I am asking, Can you give me a redneck translation please? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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goodbye Southampton... Dont you mean south Compton? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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Hey by the way, what the hell does Haiku mean anyways? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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Where is h-bomb? I miss her already "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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NIPPLE VALLEY?
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Its just due to the dry air and 120 mph wind LOL. A lot of people had nose bleeds due to this as well. The air dry's your nasal passages out and cracks causing nose bleeds. The climate takes some getting used to but sure is worth it after the boogie "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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Shame Shame on you Andrea LOL. gotta admit,. its kinda cool being bad every now and then LMAO "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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My favorite, Sebazz1 taught me this one When you have to meet someone you dislike, you tell him, "I wouldnt piss in your ass if your guts were on fire"!!!!! When you see something cool, or when a presumed pain in the ass goes much easier than anticipated, the correct terminology is" slicker than greased owlshit" When talking to your buddys about girls, the correct and tastefull way of comparing would be "built like a brick shithouse" and "hotter than a 2 dollar pistol after a gunfight" When talking about the weather in the coffee shops with the old krodgers The correct terminology is "hotter than two ratts fucking in a woolsack" or "Colder than a well diggers ass" I hope this shed some light on the subject as it does take some time to get to know the native language when you visit the south. "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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Cool bro, I will be there around noonish or so. If you need spme help cooking shout
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I got rice checks, wheat checks and checks mix! "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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What would you do: Sex offender and your child
Swoopyswoop replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
QuoteOne problem with taking matters into you own hands after the fact as in this case, when there is no immediate thread and the motive is clearly vengeance rather than defense, is that the law does not allow for individuals to take this action. The police will deprive you of your freedom, if only long enough to book and arraign you. If a jury decides you acted improperly, it could be years. This lack of freedom makes it difficult to protect your child in the next incident, especially if the psycho gets out before you do. Remember peter this was in the great state of texas, the law is a little more forgiving in a case like this. Its funny that vengence gets you absolutley no where, but the jury totally understands "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder -
Gork I wonder about you my friend. I thought after last night at the bar everything was cool LMAO "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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Ummmmmmmm pop you feeling allright bro? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder
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Count me in bro, tell meggy I said hi
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Foshizzle my nizzle Makes my Nizzle drizzle "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder