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Well, today I may have to enter some office supply requests into the system... then I may have to print some junk out.... oh yeah, we have an ice cream event for this bim who is leaving.... rough day ahead __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

nope... haven't seen any in the building so I am comfortable that I am not depriving anyone of their pooping rights... I don't think I can get a ticket for using a handicapped stall can I? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

To the person who always leaves a newspaper in the handicapped stall in the mensroom here at work, I thank you for making my on-the-clock pooping that much more pleasurable. To the toilet seat pee-er in the middle stall, F' you, my man. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Update. Mr Booth and the sales staff have contacted me re my desire to purchase risers... I think that is pretty cool that the head dude of a company (and star of the RWS tandem waiver video) is taking an interest and helping a guy out on such a small issue. Thanks RWS (and Bill) for working with me on this... It is much appreciated! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

31, made my first jump at 17... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

That's funny, back in my old public accounting life, we were working on a Saturday and this email started circulating from some other team. They were in an emergency and needed help (urgently) from anybody that was not busy. The emergency: Some partner was having to add up some numbers and do a LITTLE spreadsheet work on his own. They seriously wanted some $50K a year person to come in on their day off so this $1M a year person wouldn't have to do 10 minutes of key punching. Fuckers. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Making one takes time that I do not have, what with the extreme backlog of internet porn I have to catch up on... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Sorry, kinda lost track of this mess I stirred up. Anyway, Bill, I thank you for getting back to me personally on this, sorry if you or anyone took this stuff the wrong way, it was just a cry for attention and help! I shall email you and letcha know what I am after. Anyhow, thanks again, and the various email advice posts were all well taken... I still abhor human interaction though... down with phones. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Hello! Quick question: What brand of kill line seems to be the schiz-net these days? It used to be that if you wanted a killer kill line you gave Sunshine Factory a call, but these days? I am looking for a ZP in the 26" to 28" range. Would prefer a type that you sew to the bag but don't really care.... danke __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

I am 5'9" haha __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Umm.. regardless of who came up with the "good news", don't you think it's about time we did something to control the population growth of these creatures? Manatees... Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

I have some turtle pee that you could use... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

OK, I think some of my points got misconstrued or taken a bit too seriously. Anyway, PD said anything around 20" is good, so I guess they feel it is not too important. Anyway, to answer some of the points in the above posts: Yes No Of course not Whatever. Later __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

I am right there with you, man! Cruel nature... all the more reason to fuck that bitch up. It's us or her, and frankly, I vote us. I hate manatees. I hate fish except when I am eating Sushi, which I do simply to fuck those fishes up good. Nothing better than eating fish raw to send the message that you hate them so much that you can't even wait the 5 minutes it would take to fry them up. Yeah, the oil platforms are good for the fish. But I know that one or two accidents and those fishies are as good as GONE! Hell yes. It is worth being nice to the fish if it lulls them into a false sense of security. It will be so great when mama fish and papa fish, having just watched their baby fish graduate from school, see their whole world go to shit in a cloud of black crude oil. This is what helps me sleep at night... After that, we can go after the crabs, the whales, the tubeworms, the plankton, and the friggin hairless cats. Don't get me startedon those cats.. truly an aberation of nature in need of correction if there ever was one. Call me crazy, but I just hate nature. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

yes... that kinda is what I am talking about... I guess my point is: PD designed the Velocity with a certain amount of control range (a key variable in that range being riser length) in mind. If they designed it for 22 inch risers, then I am getting screwed out of 3 inches of control range by having shorter risers and am gonna sue somebody's ass. If they designed if for 22 inch risers, there is no need to monkey with cntrl line lengths if I get longer risers.... Anyway, I'll letcha know what PD says... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Once during 4 way team practice I was dumped out by another teammate. On the video it looks about as intentional as could be (but you can tell by everyone's reactions that it was not planned and was in fact an accident), her hand goes right to my BOC and oopsy. I laughed it off... On another dive more recently, one soccer bim named N.S. did the exact same thing, accidentally, to another part of our 3Way... Moral of the stories: Shit happens.... And incidentally, I think the "evidence" that Seb actually "did it" is pretty slight in any case... whatever... gonna go shoot me some makos __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Hey, maybe this should go in swoopy doopy forum but what the heck... I need to buy some replacement risers that I will install my Velocity on... The current size I have is like 18" or 19". Std RWS risers are like 21" or 22". I have never been fond of the shortened risers, as they serve no purpose that I can see (unless you are arm length impaired) and take away from your control range somewhat (perhaps minimally, but WTF you nerver know).... My question is: Does anyone know what size risers Velocities were tested under and what PD considers to be the optimal length? (I will ask PD as well but someone here will probably know) Is there in fact an industry std length, or is the only std measurement on risers the 4" from riser end to guide ring? later __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Yeah, but what what I want to know is why nobody is talking about the real story here... Seb repeatedly punched Anvil in the face just prior to climb out... like 3 hard ones to the nose... He yells, "CUT!" and then lays the dude out. wham wham wham! We were like, "Seb, what the hell?" He just looked at us and said, "You ain't seen shit yet!" and started the climb out... Clearly he is out of control... Didn't anyone else notice this? p.s. he also brandished a firearm on takeoff. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all!!!! Bah! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

So then we are all in agreement that I am great? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

yeah, whateverrrrr __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

naw... MY peanut joke was the best... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

OK OK... Put the glass. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

relax dude... I wasn't freaking out or anything... you shouldn't either... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?

Arrrghhh.. Shot me a mako! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! that is some funny shit __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do?