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Mich you did really well Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

New reserves here in Australia cost about $1,500 Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

appently that Jolie chick tried to hire someone to kill her when she was a teen!. There is some strange blood there! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

More than a mouthfull is a waste! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

i knew a stupid poll once, his name was Ivan. BAAWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

Beats the sh*t out of my C4317 Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

Damm you guys ROCK. Our Plane owner is too stiff to do mine high runs Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

Guy you have to see what might be coming your way soon! Sonic Boom are one of Australias best freeflying teams. They were on the sports news the other nite and they are going off!! Look out in the future Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

BWA HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! Thats good! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

I have a side mount for freeflying which i get a bit of riser slap from but its a good mount. Top mounts are good for all the weight is above, so when it comes time to dump, you head is not being moved from side to side but straight up and down. Hope this helps. Bloo ones to U! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

> There are three stories.. > > > -- Two Irish men walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird > section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem!" > > The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take > four of dem dere birds in dat cage dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a > peeper bag." > > The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. > They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the Hills > and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. > > "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. > > "Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy. > > They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. > > "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. > > He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and > jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and > goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. > > As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, > "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me" > > ======= PART TWO ======= > > A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he, > walks up carrying the familiar peeper bag. He pulls a parrot out of the > bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun. > > "Hi, Paddy. Watch this," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of > the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and blows > the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until > there is a SPLAT!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom. > > Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat > parrotshooting nider" > > ======= PART THREE ======= > > A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up. He too has been > to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. > Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself > off the cliff with the usual result. > > Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry with > his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now you..... fockin' > hen gliding". > Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

You guys are lucky being in the states. A new reserve is about $1,500 Australian dollars. Im lucky that there asking about $750. Used once ! Is this a good deal? Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

Is this a backlash from Hampton the Hamster?? Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

Declan and Kate Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears. "We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed. "Why?" gasped Declan. Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you, are a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest class of crustacean....and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only walk sideways." Declan was shattered, and scuttled sideward away into the darkness And to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable. Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in. The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly and painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor...and all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but FORWARDS, one claw after another! Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked King lobster in the eye. There was a deadly hush.......... Finally, the crab spoke... "Fuck, I'm pissed." Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

Declan and Kate Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears. "We can't see each other anymore..." she sobbed. "Why?" gasped Declan. Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you, are a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are the lowest class of crustacean....and that no daughter of his will marry someone who can only walk sideways." Declan was shattered, and scuttled sideward away into the darkness And to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion. That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess refused to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable. Suddenly the doors burst open, and Declan the crab strode in. The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King Lobster rose from his throne. Slowly and painstakingly, Declan the crab made his way across the floor...and all could see that he was walking, not sideways, but FORWARDS, one claw after another! Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he finally looked King lobster in the eye. There was a deadly hush.......... Finally, the crab spoke... "Fuck, I'm pissed." *************************** Important Warning! *************************** This electronic communication (including any attached files) may contain confidential and/or legally privileged information and is only intended for the use of the person to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, you do not have permission to read, use, disseminate, distribute, copy or retain any part of this communication or its attachments in any form. If this e-mail was sent to you by mistake, please take the time to notify the sender so that they can identify the problem and avoid any more mistakes in sending e-mail to you. The unauthorised use of information contained in this communication or its attachments may result in legal action against any person who uses it. Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

Cresco's ROCK!! I jumped one in Cessnock Australia. 12 mins to 14,000. You have to love that. Its a bit squishy but for 12 mins, I couldn't give a stuff Bloo ones to those whom look up Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

i have an opertunity to by a reserve with a DOM of 5\92. Is there some kind of shelf life for reserves?? Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

Just sat down at my workstation and looking for some amusement when i find this in my email bag of goods enjoy! A Little Embarrassing A girl ask her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before either, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist ask the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a three pack, 10 pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after fifteen minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious" The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist" Shopping Trip A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl. "Nothing but the best for my little kitty." The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, the old lady went to the store to buy 12 of the most expensive dog cookies - one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog. She was then given the dog cookies. The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like shit." The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?" Monkey Business A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table---whole!" Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff". He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the Monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he measures everything first." Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex

I have been keeping an eye on this forum over the last few days and no matter who's fault it is, one of our own is gone. i have leanrt alot out of this as well. We are all family, from the pilots to the jumpers, we all share the same sky and we should all be relieved that no one else lost there life in that jump! I didn't know Michelle Thibedeau but I can say that we shared the same love and if her love for this sport is as great as mine, I bet she would be looking around heaven for an exit point Forever in mind, forever in peace! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly

replying to : Oh, you are right. What was I thinking. I guess I'm having a hard time because my penis is so small, and I'm gay. Sorry, everyone. -- The small-penis gay pilot who will get a zillion hours of twin... oh, fuck it. Were you dropped on your head as a baby??? Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly Edited by harro on 6/4/01 07:38 PM.

I luv my sabre 190, only shit thing is, on the 190's they have to control lines going from the toggle which can make sowing them messy otherwise luv the canopy Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly

Picton and his name is Eric Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly

Tell them your Bum is sick and they dont ask any questions after that! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly

Our dropzone has just had a very nasty experience. Now only being skydiving for 2 yrs and i thought everyone who jumps is a pretty kewl. I have met my first exception. This dude with a packer A turns up and just start packing for people. I dont have a problem with this. I turn up one morning and put my stuff down in the spot I have been using since I have been there. I get down from my jump and my stuff had been moved. Apon finding out where my stuff was ( yelling out : where the F%@k is my stuff ) this dickhead walks up and states that he moved it cause it was in his way. Well stick it up you arse buddy, if I put down my gear, (i fly video so it had all my editing gear and other expensive stuff,)i expect it too be there when I get back. You ask before you move peoples gear. Okay i thought I had delt with it. I got to a Boogie 1 month later and I find out this guy has been through 2 dropzones, been kicked off each one of them. Now he has been kicked off ours ( small under my breath YAY!) and things have started too come out about him. Since he needed the practise I heard he was pulling reserves to get the pack job. Thats my bitch for the year. Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly

Who says pilots and controllers have no sense of humor? The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and ATC facilities from around the world: The controller who was working a busy pattern told the B727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft). The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know it costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane? Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth!" A DC-10 had an exceedingly long roll out after landing with his approach speed just a little too high. San Jose Tower: "American 751 heavy, turn right at the end, if able. If not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off of Highway 101 and make a right at the light to return to the airport. It was a really nice day, right about dusk, and a Piper Malibu was being vectored into a long line of airliners in order to land at Kansas City. KC Approach: "Malibu three-two-Charlie, you're following a 727, one o'clock and three miles." Three-two-Charlie: "We've got him. We'll follow him." KC Approach: "Delta 105, your traffic to follow is a Malibu, eleven o'clock and three miles. Do you have that traffic?" Delta 105 (long pause and then in a thick southern drawl): "Well...I've got something down there. Can't quite tell if it's a Malibu or a Chevelle, though." Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7." Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure ... by the way, after we lifted off, we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on124.7; did you copy the report from Eastern?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, roger, cleared for takeoff; and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers." O'Hare Approach Control: "United 329 Heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, 3 miles, eastbound." United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got that Fokker in sight." The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747 (call sign "Speedbird 206") after landing: Speedbird 206: "Top of the morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active runway." Ground: "Guten morgen! You vill taxi to your gate!" The big British Airways 747 pulled onto the main taxi way and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know vare you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by a moment ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with some arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, haff you never flown to Frankfurt before?!?" Speedbird 206 (cooly): "Yes, I have, in 1944. In another type of Boeing. I didn't stop." I was a Pan Am 727 Flight Engineer waiting for start clearance in Munich, Germany. I was listening to the radio since I was the junior crew member. This was the conversation I overheard: (I don't recall the call signs any longer) Lufthansa: (In German) "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground: (In English) "If you want an answer you must speak English." Lufthansa: (In English) "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Beautiful English Accent: (before ground could answer) "Because you lost the bloody war!" Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly