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  1. There is a Gal here in Oz that has a pair of angel wings on her back that look pretty special. I have an eye of Ra on my arm! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  2. Apparently a girl died in the swoop comp in New york?? Can anyone confirm?? Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  3. Oooo thats gotta hurt! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  4. harro

    Flygear clothing

    Does anyone have an email for Flygear clothing out of Florida. I have gone to the website but they dont have an email address on there and the contact page doesnt have a submit button. I need to get ahold of someone from this company Please help!! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  5. 3 weeks till my girl arrives In the words of Cartman : " Its gonna be Hellakewl " Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  6. harro

    Code RED Virus

    I know thismight not be the right place for this but it has just cripled our network. Code RED virus has mutated and attcks windows 2000 and NT machines. Just a FYI Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  7. harro

    Funny one!

    old BUT WISE I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman 'the Eagle' - "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed. Piss one off? ..............I think not. Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  8. harro

    NOW I'm scared

    Was Barney the dinosaur there?? Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  9. Pammi, sorry to go off subject but have you got your rig back yet!?? Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  10. Have met none of your guys and gals yet but come 2003, i will be over there on my honeymoon so I can meet all of you then! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  11. harro

    Yawn.....

    What are you guys complaining about. I get too sit here all day and read all of your kewl skydiving stories. At least you have Quincy!! Have a safe time all! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  12. I think people sue for the "Closure" of what happened. We have a coart case going in australia from a chicky that jumped on an AFF stage and broke her back leaving her a Quad. She is sueing for damages to her back and neg. I think its going to come to the stage of everything costing alot of money cause business insurance will go up because of these silly, dumbarse fools sueing companies because of there lack of brain power May they drink from out of date coconuts! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  13. Nothing at the moment but my Voodoo V4 is on the way and Im sticking a sabre 170 in it....yahoo! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  14. That would be " Mircosoftcock " he he! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  15. Okay here is my story on the RSL's. On my 53 jump on my own gear I had a line over mal ( this is why my G/F packs for me now ) Okay I thought ( okay I thought Holy shit, but i thought I would be nice) discard toggles, look locate handles, peel punch, Look look and BAM! my reserve pilot chute went through the lines of the main and the whole reserve opened up with the main trailing. ** This is where I pissed my pants ** I was in another flat spin, I grab the oppisite rear riser to the spin and it finally put me under the canopy at 1000 feet. The main then slides down the lines of the reserve. I pop my reserve brakes at about 600 feet and land. As the above story tells, Im not a fan of them! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  16. Pammi wants her baby back, baby, baby back....rig! Pammi wants her baby back, baby, baby back....rig! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  17. Calm Blue Ocean, calm blue ocean Pammi. At least you guys have quincy, closest we get is the nationals! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  18. harro

    Fat bastards

    Lazerq3 isn't that called discrimination???? Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  19. harro

    Fat bastards

    Your an IDIOT! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  20. harro

    God help me

    All the good advice has gone. All I can say is have fun, you know what too do, go out there and do it! Have fun and bloo skies Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  21. harro

    Fat bastards

    Okay. I used to be a fat bastard. Before I broke my back in a downwinder I was over 110 KG. Im now at 85kg. I have never liked this attitude that "fat" people should pay more. Skreamer GET OVER IT! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  22. Congrats Michele Sorry too hear about the sinster! Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  23. " Dude, this is getting pretty F*&ked up right here " Sorry to hear about ya nip. Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  24. harro

    Aww man....

    Good luck, have fun and drink hard! Ditto on the hotties Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex
  25. have you updated you MS webserver to cover the hole which this virus comes through yet? Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex