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Hopefully it has not been posted. One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I guess you never heard of the other senses becoming more alert. It also depends on what you have been through in life. I have gone through some unusual training events and can sense someone in the room when I am sleeping. I have suprised many a smart ASS trying to sneak up on me and it had nothing to do with being able to hear them. Ultimately I refer this question to B.V. as he should be able to answer without a doubt. Obviously you have not dealt with many deaf individuals. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I am sad to hear this. These are the incidents that the General Public do not hear about. Unless you are close to the military. Be strong Bro. No-One can relate unless they have been there. As a person who has been through some nasty surgeries; (none from combat); be patient with the recovery process. It will come around. Try not to rush it. If you ever make it to Florida you have a place to crash. As long as I am in town. I am due to travel over to the "DRY BEACH!" soon myself. Be Strong! You have many people pulling for you. You will definitely return to jumping. As long as you would like to. Make sure we get updates Matt. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

OMG! I have to agree with Jay on this one. Handsome? So I have been told. Hung? That always depends on who you ask! Yeah Stupid is definitely not the case. GOOFY, CRAZY, & WILD! OF COurse. OC! (OUt of Control) - OH YEAH! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

It is not them but you! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Yeah it really sucks when that happens. I have seen it happen to others but luckily it has not occured to me yet. Laters, . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Depends on which way you are flying! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I am not sure if I know her or not but give her a slap & drink for me!

Hey Big guy what can I say. I seem to get sucked up into working everywhere I go. I do not mind because when I was coming up there were a bunch of people who assisted me along the way so that I could be a better skydiver. I try to always help out where I can. Hope to see you if Uncle Sam does not have me tied up. I could be out of the state getting ready for a mobilization. See you if I can . Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Good B-Day to You Little Lady!

I personally do not agree with a chip. Would you like a chip in you? The military talked about doing it as well. On Military Bases it is required to chip your pet. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I will be at the easter Gig the second weekend so look me up fool!

MM (Missing Man) . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Jumping on a slip & slide does not count! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Well, let's see. At the Farm all you did was get polluted and do unspeakable acts in public! All I saw from Sebastian was Your silly ASS on a slip & slide at a rain made pond. Oh that's right, you bring weather. Maybe you should be banned! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

You have not been around long enough but there was definitely a time when Sebastian did Beach Jumps every Friday or Saturday Night. not that I am in the know but I do hear that as of recent years there has been strife with the city. Sebastian was awesome in the mid 90's. Laters, k-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Yes but it does not do you any good since you will most likely be watching from the ground! Now that you called it sunny I am sure it shall rain the whole time you are there! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

First to Mike - You like many others on here are missing the whole point. Nothing you said was taken as an attack. The point is to just wish someone well and luck in the future, even if you do not them. You never know when you will come across that person or they might be able to assist you. Life is short. Live it. Walt - First why should we take validity in your post since you have absolutely zero information in your profile. That is basically the same thing. Yes you can put whatever you wish in the profile but still nothing is the same thing you are suggesting about my post. Second - Everyone takes things differently. It was something that Xena worked hard for and did not get. I can relate because of my work. Although anyone who has worked hard for something and did not get it should relate. Maybe you should re-read the post & get a small grasp. No, I am not disappointed. I expected as much because many on this site ignore the unknown. I personally do not get on enough and miss a bunch. It is neither of those things because I have seen some vibe requests where no real information was given but because the person is a regular poster others reply. In reality it does not personally matter to me. I am only pointing out the obvious. There are many people who know me and what I am about. I talk mucho shit on here but when a person needs my assistance I try to be there. Sometimes my job does not let me though. Just give the Woman some encouragement and let it be at that. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Obviously you are not capable of understanding that you do not need to know the specifics. Just to know that someone is going through a rough time in life should be enough to send well wishes. I know the specifics because I was trying to assist. I was involved. No one else does except her family. A person should not have to know all the details of a persons life to be there for them and encourage them that things shall turn around. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

No, this particular post goes to show that if people do not know you they will not respond or if you do not give full details. I am only on the site randomly & therefore do not post unless I am going at it with Lee or some other particular person that likes to argue.

Not necessarily what I want but I do need it. I will just do some serious networking to get back to Florida hopefully sooner than later. What is the recovery for your surgery? Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Damn! You know where I will be at the end of April. Most likely anyway. The 28TH will be a factor. I hope the fools at State can get their stuff together. Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Hey everyone! We all know how close this community is. Please send Xenaswamp Jumper some Encouraging Thoughts as she is going through a bit of a rough stent. She recently got some discouraging news on something that was high on her wish list. She worked very hard and went through a great deal of stress but unfortunately did not get selected. She is a Good Woman! If there is anything I can do to assist just let me know there girly.

This is definitely an interesting thought. does it bother me? It depends on how I consider the person in my life. If it is just someone I know it does not bother me. If it is someone I have spent a considerable amount of time with then it does bother me. Then again in the world of technology you can never be sure they actually get the message. This poses the biggest dilema. Anyway, I try to respond if I get messages from anyone. I am pretty bad about e-mails because I work on a computer during the day and tend not to look at my home one. I do not think you are arrogant. Obnoxious maybe! Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

There are many factors which play into this. 1. Age 2. What have your previous exercise habits been like 3. What condition is your body in My first suggestion is to be sure that you are eating decent. Drink plenty of WATER & a 50/50 split of Gatorade & water. Hydration will keep your energy up. Depending on your metabolism look at your carb intake. More carbs usually equals more energy for me. I can definitely tell the difference. On the regime: I suggest running on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays. Alternating your distances. Before running do a lighter calisthenics. Remove the arm workout as your body needs recovery time. Abs can be worked everyday. On Tuesdays & Thursdays conduct the intense calisthenics. You should also do some wind sprints. Not only does it mix things up it is better developing for your body. You can PM me if you like. Another source to try would be "Runners World" magazine. I work with a few people who read it regularly and get some good tips. Hope it helps, Laters, K-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES