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When I did Tandems at Z-Hills I was the King of Sickness. I had one passenger nice enough to Barf before we left the plane. You have never seen Up-Jumpers move so fast. It was Great. I hung her out the door, she got sick, I then asked if she was ready to Jump and she was like Yeppers. I also had a girl get sick on me from 2,500' all the way to the ground and I was barely turning the parachute. I never knew someone could have that much come out of their system. My whole right side was soaked in puke. I never complained though because none of them did. They all enjoyed the ride. As long as they were happy I was happy.

You must have been hanging with one who has no SKILLS! I guarantee you cannot hang with some of the people I know. Most lost their skulls a long time ago. 4Th of July at Raeford in 2003 I partied to sunrise. Got about two Hours of sleep and was doing hard-core 8-Way with 4 former Knights. I did that the whole weekend. SunnyDee was there. She went to bed early though. That was an interesting trip. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Not sure if it is odd but I once had a passenger grab the package while asking what I had down there. Her husband and two kids were on the ground. I had to kindly remover her hand and ask her to concentrate on the Skydive not me. Some of these women and their mid-life crisis deals. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Are you kidding me. I used to party and go straight into work when I was on active duty. What is the first thing the ARMY does at 5A.M.? RUN 3-5 Miles. Best thing for getting sober and feeling great. Gets all of the toxins out. I was recently at a Military school where I drank a considerable amount in the evening hours and was up for Physical Training at 4:30 A.M. My roomies were in awe at how I could drink at wake up like it was nothing. Raeford! You better let me escort you to Raeford My Dear. It can be a Dangerous place. That is where the Gimp is! You had also better be ready to party hard. It is always on there. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Lesley, Are you stating that you cannot hang with the Big Boys & Girls? If that is True you had better not come to Florida or goto Raeford,N.C. for that matter. The parties are always on. If you think you are ruined right now come party with us! Laters, . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Hell it was still on the front page ya goof!

I cannot remember who runs the actual list. I think Chris in OK. but I am not sure. Not sure of his screen name either. I am sure others will respond quickly though.

There was already a post about this from LadySkydiver. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1753767;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Pay Attention to detail! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

You could have left that one unreported!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My goodness man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Why Girlie-Man? Could it not be a man with Pussy on his mind all the time? Another aspect could be that it is for men trying to learn more about a woman in order to please them better! Any other ideas out there? . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Does anyone up North do anything but complain? It's, Hot, It's Cold, It's Cloudy. I mean C'mon. Ya'll have like a few days of hot weather and cry. The only reason that Florida does not advertise it being over 100 is because you morons from the North would not come down and spend your money in the Sunshine State! Quit your Bitch'N you whinning Sissies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Where do you find these things. You have waaaaay too much time on your hands my friend. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Good One Billy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Love it! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I did 10 in less than 5-HRS one winter at Z-Hills. That was with me dropping the rig in the landing area and running to a spinning prop plane and student already in the harness. The students were supposed to be there at 7:30 A.M. but went to Ybor the night before and did not get to the Dz until almost 12. It was after Daylight savings time so therefore we did what we could. There were 50 students in that group and we did 43 of them all together. We had an otter to ourselves. Only had tandems and video on it. There were also some other students that day. I am not sure how many Instructional jumps were done that day alltogether. It was insane though. I know what you mean there Chuck about sweating. I have noticed in recent years that I sweat way more than I used to. Do you think it is the alcohol or the age? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

I went to the Hospital and could not find her. I am defiinitely sending out Vibes. I am going out of town. Will be gone until the 4TH of July! Mend those feeties girlie.

Are you not taking your meds properly again. Are we going to have to send someone to make sure you stay on them? I need attention. Laters, . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Oh is it young lady? I cannot say the same about you that is for sure. What I can say is; What is that Black thing covering half of your leg? Is it permanent? It is definitely unusual looking. I dig ya chica; you know that!

I believe I have heard you say this before. Either your keyboard is old and you are trying to get a new one in a cheap way. Or you could try not reading the forums while drinking liquids!

Thanks FAKE Kramer! I knew you would realize the truth. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Hmmm. Let's see. Yes, I am very busy but I have managed to get myself in some trouble. I can always try harder to be silly. All that know me will verify that the comment is totally absurd! Laters, Kramer . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Allright so I guess by no-one replying thn the people who know me think that the Quote is true. Hmmmmm! I guess I will have to try harder at being silly. . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

That is an excellent pic. Ya'll should try to get it published.

Glad to see that I fit in with the majority. No Camera or Girlfriend! No worries though. Just part of the viscious cycle. Laters, . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Never girlie! I am the guy making fun of the chicks who get all done up to jump out of planes on a mid-summers day in Florida. Do they not realize it makes them look worse. I lurk the forums. In reality though I do not have much time to be on the computer. I am on the road a bunch these days. Laters, . The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES

Right On!!!! Tell her congrats for me.