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Other good pranks are to go and change their screen savers to somthing like "I like boys". You can even change their back ground to an internet site, and it wont change when they go to a different pic and use it to change their desk top back ground. You can also thread all the papaer clips together in his paper clip dispenser. Taking all of the nuts and bolts out of his office chair is kind of fun. especially when he sit's down and it desintegrates. Pouring water onto a dark colored chair works wonders too. They won't know untill they sit down. Take the ball out of his mouse, or go into settings and change the mouse to left handed if he's right handed. Disconeect his mouse at the back of his computer. You can eve pry a few keys loose on his keyboard and replace them in different places it would then be a qwynho7 key board instead of a qwerty keyboard. Fill his desk drawers with sand. Send an e-mail to the entire shop with his computer with the subject being "I like boys". These are a few tricks I have up my sleeve. By the way, I'm currently unemployed, does anyone want to hire me?

I tell you what brotha, Fat kids get no love these days... In some county's a fat kid is considered the king!!!

To hell with that man.. You are providing "fringe benefits", at some time you have to think about yourself... Getting an aad is probably a justifiable form of payment for you putting out.

It didn't happen unless he knows about it. I suggest that every time you have to blow ass, then you make some sort of excuse to go into his office. Weather it be about checking some sort of memo, or asking if he has seen you red swingline stapler... You can even just walk in blow ass , and then just walk out, not even talk to the dude... I prefer the direct attack the best (walk in, shit, walk out), it says so much by saying so little. Think about about it.

The fellow man? Sucks to be him for getting caught up in the situation. What was that song that Pat Bennotar sung? Love is a battle field? Some times we kill innocents in war. It's called fratrocide. The next dude who comes along takes his chances on getting tainted goods, just like you take your chances on a skydive. That's just the way it is... Don't hate the player or the game, just wait your turn. Doing my best to stir the pot of controversy...

My camera should arive tomorrow, so we will see. I will post info for you guys. I'm allready missing my trv 8 I'm going to go and cry into my beer now, and drink it , and then drink another. I have heard alcohol is a great way to cure your depression. Who needs zoloft, or prozac, when you can buy 4 times as much beer!!! hahahahahahahahaha

Check your PM's.

I'm glad you have gotten this taken care of. Chemicals are some dangerous shit. We as a society have grown accustome to having them arround the house. Look under your kitchen sink, and tell me what you find. I bet you 3/4 of it is lethal in small dosages if absorbded in the wrong manner!!! Check it out for yourself.

AAAAhhhhaaa hahahahahaha bwaaaa haaa haa haaa. Dude this is just to fuckin good!!! ha hah hahaha I'm sure I just made enough of an ass hole of my self to get you off the hook. But I don't really care. If she's going to by you an AAD go for it man. Hell, you should be looking at some asian bondage pics, instead of camel toe . com!!!

How much crw have you done with your FX? When I had my FX I did a fair amount. Enough to know that doing crw with these canopy's, is not the wisest choice out there. Most of my CRW was on the FX. Youj are making assumptions when you say that I said the turbulance was directly behind the canopy. Do you know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and Me. Mainly you though. What you are tought and what you actually experience may be two separate things.

risers.

My wife and I have two different "thoughts" on temp. I like my house to be at one temp year round (the temp were I feel comfortable in shorts and a t-shirt). So in the summer I use the AC to make it arctic in the house. In the winter I use the heat to make it amazonian. My wife keeps saying some stuff about turning on a fan or putting a sweater on or something like that.... I didn't spend $3,000 extra on my house to put a sweater on or to turn on a fan!!!! Gentlemen, do you know what I mean? Also, we are lying in bed together, I'm hot, and she's cold... what does she do? "snuggle" now we are both sweating. I don't know about you, but I hate to sweat in my sleep!!!! It's about as cool as a swift kick in the penis. Ladies, don't get me wrong I have nothing against "snuggling" especially after love making, but when you are hot and I'm hot, don't torture us both with snuglling.

I realize that I'm going to have to change all of the junk that goes with it, but I guess that's the price we have to pay. I'm rather dissapointed to hear about the cam eye. That thing is the heat. Is sky tools going to address this problem? I don't know what I would do without my cameye? Thanks for the info, and keep it coming!!!

Is any one out there using a TRV-85? The new TRV with all the bells and whistles? If so, have you had any problems with it? Do you like it? I just ordered one today. Thanks for your info.

I wasn't pickin on you, I just chose the last name on the thread to respond to.

Check it... I am stealing this post from people talking about firing reserves under canopy in the incident's forum dated 15 Sep 04 about an Airspeed member. They were talking about reserve containers being open when the main was out but them not deploying. The comment that a reserve should deploy in 3 seconds or less "no matter what" is clearly wrong. I've seen exactly what Alan described at least 5 times over the years (not on my rig- but I've been close enough to watch really well). One guy had a Cypres fire as the main deployed, but all the reserve pilot chute did was trail the jumper until about 400 feet- then he made a turn to final and the added airspeed of the turn deployed the reserve. He was certain the Cypres had fired at 400 feet until about 20 witnesses told him we'd been watching him trail a reserve PC for about 30 seconds. If you still don't believe me, try this next time you're due for an I&R: run as fast as you can across the hangar and pull the silver handle. I don't care if you're a world class sprinter, you won't generate enough drag to pull the freebag off your back. A reserve is designed to meet a very specific spec; it must deploy in 3 seconds or less after a cutaway. If you don't cutaway, don't count on having a reserve out in 3 seconds. That is all I have to say about that.

Ladies, Most modern reserve containers actually "pinch" the reserve into place to ensure that the pilotchute deploys before the freebag. Also the reserve bridle does not create enough drag in freefall to extract the freebag on it's own. It requires the pilot chute. All of this was told to me by a Relative Workshop representative, and we all have to admit that RW does test their stuff. Let's take this info into account before we start to speculate about something that may or may not have happened behind the Iron Curtain (oh, they are now our allies, sorry).

I would be more worried about getting the chemicals on you than on your canopy. I worked hazmat for over a year in the Air Force, and learned that even though your skin may be tough a lot of chemicals will be absorbed through it. Poisens especially. If you are sweating then it's much easier for the toxins to get into your system and make you sick. A lot of the time these poisens will stay in your system for long times, causing rather harmfull effects on internal organ's like livers (this will reduce your drinking abilities). Spray your canopy down with fresh water, and then hang it to dry. Getting the canopy wet is not the worst thing in the world as long as it dries evenly. I have heard of using mineral spirits to clean greases off of canopy's before, but you shouldn't need to come to that for poisen. Freshwater spary should work well for you. Stay away from poisens, because some times ants are more resialant than humans. That's all I have to say about that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

?Como say "Huh"?

Ladies, Yes the human body will put off some sort of wake turbulance. Yes, Smoke does travel around behind the pilot's burble. Is it more of a burble than a canopy's? NO. You have to realize that air does more than just flow from fore to aft on a canopy. There is some airflow that travels from center to endcells, and then vorticy's off the stabilizers. The lines themselves create drag, thus creating a disturbance in the airflow behind the canopy (quite similar to there being a disturbance in the force young paduoan learners). When doing crw is there not more buffeting when traveling behind a canopy, than there is when making a dock? That is all I have to say about that.

Also these canopy's get rather heavy when they fill up with water. So add to the physical load of staying afloat, dragging your canopy out of the middle of the pond. Many ponds have a plastic liner that is rather slippery when trying to walk out of. (Rantoul pond comes to mind).

With the crew I have done, I got more turbulance from another canopy than the person hanging below it. More surface area means more displacement wich equals more turbulance.

Murps, I beg to differ. The canopy is going to displace much more air than a human. The pilot has quite a bit less surface area than the canopy.

Dude, If your having problems with not know what to do about initiating a turn to high, then you probably are doing to much of a turn. GO BACK to 90's, and practice your turns a litle high (altitude wise, not pot wise) and work on muscleing the canopy down. You should beable to hit your turn altitude dead on before upgrading your turn. Do you see what I mean?

Use your mechanical altimeter in conjunction with the two that God gave you. You will be far more accurate using your eyes and you alti!!!