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More like there are no ten foot gates for the pond. I have made two of the events so I only need to make one more, and it's not like scores matter, so All I really need to do is make one more jump and then I will be in the CPC championships. Sorry if it caused any inconvienance, but the meet has been moved to the 17th, besides you need more pratice before you hit that carve course. hahahaaa You are doing very well this season. Keep it up, and don't get hurt. Grant

The up coming Colorado regional CPC has been postponed until Saturday the 17th of June. I apologize for any inconvienance you may incure, but we feel that postponing the event will allow us to possibly run the next event over the pond. Please spread the word that the third Colorado CPC will take place on Saturday the 17th. Also if you are interested in judging for this or any future events please contact me.

I'm sure he will because he is a far better swooper than I am, but I can still trash talk. I'm so not current this season I bet Joe Bennet could even beat me. hahahahaaaa

I would need it cause I'm so buff and fit! You will have to watch out for the pythons around the pond!

I'll be there letting Ian Drennan know that his tight little red shirt is gay. Where will you be?

Yes oh wise one... Teach us from your bag of tricks. That is a great picture though.

looks like some sort of atmonauti shit. hahahahaaaaa

I know man... Most places don't come alive until I show up. hahahaaa

They say the hang overs hurt more with age. At Joes age it should take about three days for a hangover to go away.

I will not be there. I just wanted to let you know this.

Dude... I was practicing my flying crab imitation of shimell when I cut away (flop twist panic twist flop pull the reserve). I'm not going to tell you guys anything from now on... It only comes back to bite me in the ass. By the way mark I'm just yanking your chain.. Also I fired the reserve in a somewhat belly to earth position. I even bought myself a bottle of tequilla since I saved my own life. I was expecting you to show me a thing or two last season, but you kept having little vaginal events like cutting away (that I understand), and smaking into the pond at ludicris speed hahahahaaaa. I expect a much better showing from you this year. As for the wife thing!!! The tenth is her birthday, and i told her that I'm going to go hang out with swoopers, and that there is nothing that she can do about it (actually she is going to get drunk with a bunch of her girl friends). Just remember Joe, that I'm half your age, and I'm aclimatized to the altitude, so I will be able to hold my own if we get to drinking together hahaaaaa. I look forward to seeing each of you and talking shit to all of you. Until then, please be carefull. Grant

Oh shit man... I didn't even read your post that way. If you are going to bring it and mine isn't done then, and it is still cool with you, I would love to jump it, but if it is to much of a hassle, then don't worry about it. That is really cool of you Steve. I wouldn't mind trying that JVX of yours out either if possible.

I will swoop with the mega phone! I'm really not to worried about it one way or another Mel. Don't bust your ass to finish it. If it's there, cool... If not, cool... Either way I will still talk trash to all of you. Especially Joe Bennet!

So you'd rather talk shit than compete? Oh well ... bring it on ... I had to send my canopy in for some maintenance, so if I get it back by then I will school you and everyone else in the art of free style! If not then I will talk shit. It's a win win situation for me. hahaa

Is it the "Brain"? How about the "Snail"? The "Flying Squirrell"? Or the "Hamburger"? Is it the "Rusty Trombone"? The "Cleaveland Steamer"? Could it be the "One Eyed Surprise"? Please tell us, as we are just beside ourselves with anticipation... It better not be mooth either.

Don't worry... I will talk shit about your free style too!!! What manuevers are you going to dazzle us with?

Ohhhh Snap! I felt the burn on that one. If I don't get my canopy back, then I will sit on the side line with my mega phone and trash talk each and every one of you.

The new Richard Simmons work out tape is out: "Swooping to the Gayness" Get your advanced copy today from Stu on the West coast, or Ian on the East coast.

Don't talk about Justin Thornton that way!

Mr. Billy Rhodes will be hosting a coaches course on Saturday if anyone is interested. Come one, Come all... Get a rating, make some jumps, and have a good time.

I will be setting up a swoop course that will mirror the pro quallifier on Friday and Saturday. Sunday we will have a distance course set up. So come out and give it a shot. Cheap hop and pops too.

The hot swoop stall pics.

Check this too. This again was last season.

Check it. This is last season.

Check it! MEET 1 1. Justin Thornton 2. Ryan Townsend 3. C.J. Hartwig 4. Jessica Edgerington 5. Josh Nahum 6. Travis Annan 7. Grant S. Adams MEET 2 1. Justin Thornton 2. Grant S. Adams 3. Ryan Townsend 4. Travis Annan 5. Josh Nahum