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Oh boy... JTVal has to pull out and reference his list of Blonde Bombshells

Yap! Here in the US, you don't need Viagra to get vertical

Case of BEER on your first video jump

Damn right! Next time I'm getting a local rig (Infinity)

I have proof that Quade takes excellent pictures. I'm sure he can make you look real spectacular

At least this time we can't blame it on OJ. With lots of people gone to the PIA thingy, my Diablo won't be back till next week. And my reserve deployment system too.

Too much sex does make one blind, and she must have OD-ed on the Clinton sausage or something I dunno

I nominate you for the MOST HARDCORE JUMPER OF THE YEAR award

Ahh... I see. And you were in Australia too. Hence you would be flying HORIZONTAL

AY! I thought you fly vertical? Very And we're applying the BEER Rules right?

I've got an EOS 650 and it was for that very reason that I bought a Rebel X. You can change the grip with the same one found on the 620 model (I think that's the number). You'll need to get the GR20 grip. That will give you the standard plug you'll find on the tongue/blow switch. Clicky here for more info. and search the page for "GRIP". BTW, I think the Rebel X is way lighter on the neck IMO. And if you find an extra one of them GR20 grips, let me know 'coz I want one.

If you buy an Australian newspaper, you will get tomorrow's winning lotto numbers!

Yap! Can't argue with that. Gawain knows his material

Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt. "Good work!" says the bartender. He pops the cash register open, pulls out a wad of bills, and counts them out into the rancher's outstretched hand. After the rancher leaves, Mike asks the bartender, "What was that all about?" The barkeep says, "Haven't you boys heard? We got us a real wolf problem in these parts, and the county ain't done a thing about it. Why, just last week, a pack of the damn varmints come onta my property and laid waste t'my chicken coop. Ol' Man Miller down the road even lost four of his cattle to the bloodthirsty beasts! They're vicious, and they got no fear -- and they gotta be stopped. So I'm offerin' a bounty -- a hundred dollars to anybody who brings in a wolf pelt." Mike and Bill look at each other, and immediately race out of the bar to go hunt wolves. After wandering around the hills for several hours, they finally spot a lone wolf in the distance. Mike takes aim with his rifle and shoots the wolf dead. The two fellas sprint over to where the carcass lay, and Mike gets busy with the pelt. Suddenly, Bill says, "Hey, Mike, look." "Not now," says Mike, "I'm busy." Bill tugs on Mike's sleeve and says, "Mike, I think you *really* ought to see this." "Not now!" Mike says again. "Can't you see I've got a hundred dollars in my hands?" Bill's voice starts to waver. "Mike, please, just look!" Mike stops what he's doing and looks up: The two men are surrounded by a pack of wolves -- at least fifty in all, every one of them growling, drooling, gnashing their teeth, and licking their chops. Mike takes in the sight and gasps: "Oh, my God! We're gonna be rich!"

According to this piece of interesting news, if you are too heavy, you might not be allowed to board the plane. Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with airport security The report pertains to the overall weight of the passenger and their luggage on small planes (~19 passengers). I thought we already established that with JUMP PLANES!!! Dude, that breafast burrito is not gonna help your fall rate! And your canopy... Best you go up a couple sizes

Soap?

Yap! Probably 2 more to swiing the tire iron.

Why wait till Easter? www.playboytv.com

I don't know about Sable, but China... I thought she was missing a penis! China makes Conan look like a wuss

I had thought of the same thing and even engaged in a pretty deep discussion about it some months ago. The conclusion we derived upon is that these f#$%ers would just pick someone else to have a fight with. They've lived wih fighting their whole lives, and that's the norm. From the time they're born to the moment they die, they experience fighting. They can butcher one faction, and they'll butcher another. These f#$%ers have never tasted peace in their lifetime (IMO) so peace to them is just weird (again IMO). They have to fight. They need to fight. They've been trained to fight that they're like fighting dogs - They'll instinctively rip apart the first dog they see.

I'll take fake anyday man! As hot as they come, I'm still scared to run into them in a dark alley the thought itself is scarier than my first jump!

I was just channel surfing when I happened to catch some WWF on the new TNN. Of all the programs, they were showing women wrestling. Holy! Can those girls pack a punch. I mean, they were kicking each other's tush like . But damn! That's a catfight alright. And they look like they're enjoying it! Are these real women or are they taking way too much hormones? They make Arnold look like chopped liver. Jeez! I'm gonna have nightmares tonight

3 days attending Coach Course : 0 Jumps : 12 days left for Mr. SingleBoy

So why were you stuck waiting in an apartment with him? I didn't watch the game because I'm more interested in the cheerleaders than the sport itself. But I came across this piece of interesting news and wonder what the hell is the big deal for the city of Oakland to go on a riot because the Raiders lost?

Doesn't Areaodyne's new Icon (harness container) look like a Vector? And I'm pretty disappointed that they've updated the Triathlon, but not the Diablo. Wazzup wid dat?