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  1. I caught them last month when they were here (Tampa). It was truly a fantastic show. I posted about it but no-one had much interest. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  2. Christ Bill..............................that was horrible, I'll have to remember it Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  3. They found out you fly a Diablo............................... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  4. cuz it was fookin' funny.......... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  5. you guys are so weak! Ya can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.........jeeez, this is day two for me, maybe I should slow down Or not, whatever! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  6. QuoteZ-hills offers a free jump if you bring in a tandem ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, we don't. Haven't for several years. It's ten bucks off a normal jump ticket. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  7. I'm on my third Heinekin........ Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  8. I went through that once. It all stopped when I snatched his ass out of the bed at 6 a.m. His girlfriend didn't appreciate it but I think he got the message. Nothing of mine ever got touched again, funny that! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  9. towerrat

    girlfriend

    We can talk about her all day long, but if you have to ask you already know the answer. You wouldn't be in such a quandry if there weren't already other issues going on. My Dad taught me a valuable lesson very early in life. Women are like buses. If you miss this one the next will be along in half an hour..... By the way, he's been married for 20+ years. Take it for what it's worth. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  10. Quotewouldnt do one now with my canopies... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We've pulled it off twice under my old Vengeance 120 at about 1.8. Smooth sailing but it was very, very fast. If you still jump a crossfire you should be good to go. Hell that was half the fun flying with a 4.0 wing load............
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  12. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ill tell you whats more scarier.. do 145mph down an interstate totally fuckin hammered.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that's fucked up dude...............you are a fuck. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  13. Those are not Z-hills rules. Local law does NOT allow outside alcohol to be in the bar or surrounding areas. It's pretty much the same with any bar in florida, ya just can't do it. It has something to do with being able to keep our liquor license......
  14. WOW!!!!!!!! It's just like a real motorcycle, only smaller!! I wonder if they make that in men's Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  15. wow......... I'm floored. That is absolutely repulsive Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  16. dont's stab people it hurts......... I know from experience. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  17. Shut the fuck up Donnie!!!! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  18. So no shit, there I was, driving past a plane crash in Zephyrhills. I thought to myself "self, never jump from an airplane, cuz you could get in a plane crash on the way up. What a bunch of dumbasses". I have had family in Z-hills my whole life, even lived here off and on. I grew up with the sound of the jump plane, and we could see parachutes from almost anywhere in town. I always thought it was a supremely dumb idea. Then one day, as luck would have it, my pops couldn't find me a suitable Christmas present, so he asked me what I wanted. To this day I still have no idea why I said it, but for some reason I told him I wanted to skydive. I really had no desire whatsoever to jump from an aircraft, that would be an act of complete idiocy! Well, Christmas came and there were no presents under the tree for me. All I got was a stocking that year. The old man eyeballed me as I opened the gift certificate good for one tandem jump. There was no backing out now. I truly think the old man did it to see if I really had any balls or not...well I didn't. But I went anyways......while everyone else was at work so there would be no witnesses if I cried or puked on myself. 8 1/2 years later I'm still jumping. Working full time in Z-hills, often taking people from the same plane I made my first jump from. It's all incredibly rewarding, and I'm way too lazy to do anything else Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  19. cash.............cold hard cash.....I'm way too lazy to get a real job!! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  20. I told ya!!!! I'm a goddamn rockstar!!!!! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  21. :21:0. not a bad weekend! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  22. QuoteOr...you can always look at the planet! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey, there's a novel idea...... it amazes me when whenever this comes up in conversation around the dz. My altimeters are just a guide, they can stop working at any time. It's always a good idea to know how big stuff should be around pull time. I know it takes a little time to get used to, but we really need to be paying attention out there. The dirt don't move....... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
  23. Quote Deja vu all over again. redudancy is redundant............. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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  25. el you are an el fucktardo!! Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!