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Quote I think by posting this and by simply reading this thread you have acquired the balls and knowledge to borrow my Xaos 83 which I bought because it was cheaper to buy it than having to spend the money relining my Crossfire2 99, ha ha ha --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ever think his retarded downsizing may have something to do with the fucktards he surrounds himself with? If your profile is correct you have 500 jumps yet your jumping a Xaos 83. Fucking brilliant....................... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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Are you or have you been burned out on tandems? If so, what are your numbers. If you got over it, what did you do? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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although this has been discussed many times, I'll bite. Me, I'll take my chances putting my rig on. I won't actually be able to escape, but it will give me something to do............ Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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assuming you're not a troll, i would guess your wing loading is keeping you from nasty toggle twists............... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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Not to be one of those asshats, but in 5 years you have only 77 skydives yet you have 2,466 posts on this forum. This is August 27th yet you've only made ten jumps this year. I would suggest you talk less about skydiving and actually do it now and then. Just sayin............ Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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If you've got a second please vote for my restaurant
towerrat replied to froglady's topic in The Bonfire
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I'll tell you what, unless you wanna be miserable for days and days I would definately NOT take a bus. Going anywhere on a Greyhound is absolutely horrible. Just sayin'....... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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Quotewhen you make your 1st S fold, put the tail seam a couple of inches from the bottom --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bad idea. I've seen canopy fabric get line burn from doing this.
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QuoteWhy not spend the time and money on getting better at what you do instead of becoming a doper? You might be surprised at what you can achieve when straight. Just a thought. Sparky ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- no shit.........what the fuck is wrong with you. Is the skydiving not enough? Dude, you're jumping from aircraft, this ain't a carnival ride................jackass.............. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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speelcheck...........it's not just for brekfust anymoor Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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What would make you read the parachutist again?
towerrat replied to jtval's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
QuotePABLEMCHUTIST . . . The magazine is what it is, simply a house-organ and ad-well. It could be so much more. etc............ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- excellent post Nick. I couldn't have said it better myself. ( I guess that's why I didn't)....LOL Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! -
You are that guy! that is all Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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should have pushed his old ass down.. Zephyrhills is a winter destination (not sure why) for retirees and most of the old people who come here are old, nasty, yankee bastards. They get in the way constantly and are not nice. I fucking hate old people..........especially bitter old yankees...... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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QuotePiper. No reason. Just sounds like a cool name for a dog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's f-ing funny!!! Call Bram Clement and ask him what Piper means!!!LOL!!!! *hint* it's not the person receiving the B.J. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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Build a man a fire, he'll be warm all night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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Bram Clement is in Z-Hills for instructional ratings. Skydiveratings.com Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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I just found it in two seconds using my search function.
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***When the chute was returned to me, the lines seems to be several inches longer because it set much lower on my shoulder than I remembered. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not sure what this means, could you enlighten me? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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" Try not to think about dying, that'll only make you nervous" "Speed equals lift, unless you didn't pull" " Very important safety briefing! DON"T FUCKIN' DIE!!!!" "Another important safety briefing! NEVER RIDE WITH LIZ!!!!" " Try not to think about eating through a straw and shitting in a bag either, that will make you nervous, too......." Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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I'm curious as to why a guy with two years in the sport and 146 jumps needs two rigs. I think your money would be spent more wisely on jump tickets. I'm a professional skydiver and don't have two rigs Make some jumps holmes......... Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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Wow.........some of you guys are really uncurrent. I really don't know how you do it. I feel uncurrent after only a few days, and if I go a week or two I actually get nervous. It makes me realize how good I have it.
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so what's your question? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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I'm pretty sure the lake wales pond is dead. Z-Hills has a nice pond but you need to get a low pass to swoop it. It's also fed directly from a well so the water isn't stagnant. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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I just think it's funny that I just got rid of a canopy 2 square feet smaller than yours because I didn't feel current enough to be flying it. I have 3,000 skydives, 700 of which I have done this year............. You my friend are going to hurt yourself. If you don't I will be greatly surprised. P.S. All three of those landings looked marginal at best. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
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I've actually thought about this quite a bit. Although I can't see an actual scenario that it would be possible to make your escape, I still take my gear as carry on, and not in a gear bag. When it boils right down to it, I will do anything I possibly can to save my own ass.............. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!