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  1. gotta see this A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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    Tuesday Funny

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA must pee.... HAHAHAHA A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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    Weekend Numbers?

    And what hard work it is! nothing I would rather do
  4. Jumped it this weekend. nice flying, can take a fast dirt dive found that out the hard way! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  5. TOO FUNNY A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  6. cost me a round of drinks but true A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  7. Holy Crap!!!! Hey how you doin' A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  8. HAHAHAHAHA I nearly pissed myself A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  9. you know I am half tempted to check the uspa insident page and see how many of those people used to be members here. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  10. irrelevant that I won't have a canopy to screw up, that sounds good! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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    Going red with light blonde highlights? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  12. yeah I see that happening! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  13. thats true, maybe I smoked too much crack, or my dumb ass just f'ed it up! I am glad you all pointed that out, because that puts the responsibility on me so therefore I can work harder on paying more attention to my landings, instead of passing it off as fluke weather. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  14. see thats the thing I was coming in slow, I only have 20 jumps, not quite swooping yet!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  15. suz, will you hold me and nurse my wounds? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  16. thank you kilt, I needed a bit of back up here! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  17. and they never send good catalogs. nothing like victoria's secrete or fredericks. Its all avon and food stuff so your woman gets bigger, and SIZE MATTERS!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  18. sorry push, A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  19. so she really cares that it's that big? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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    take both hands, extend your thumbs and little fingers, touch you thumbs togeter, if her ass doesn't fit between your out reached pinkies, suggest a stair master!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  21. size doesn't matter, my wife says so. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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    HAHAHAHA you said "with a scale of reference" HAHAHAHA A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  23. I remeber two weeks ago, when I was new, I thought you all were friggin nutz...I was right It's like a new family other than the people in my group therepy. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  24. Actually the sad part is that I have gained 10 lbs in a week, so I am 150 now. before, I could jump in the bath and I wouldn't get wet, the water would get me instead! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  25. Your an ass, You know some newbie is gonna read that!!! geez! I hope I'm there!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'