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  1. dear Sunshine, I have a problem, I am far to good looking, charming, loving, passionate, kind, loyal, giving, romantic, fun, exciting, good in the sac, dreamy, wonderful, intelligent, funny, witty, and the answer to all women's dreams. but they all seem to think That I am too good to be true!!!! what can I do?!?!? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  2. thats why I Jump outta the plane!! much respect man! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  3. I wouldn't yell that too loud! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  4. sorry you left yourself open on that one! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  5. HAHAHAHAAHA A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  6. slim

    My picture

    Umm... no. We assumed you're Danish because you're living in Denmark. We'd assume you were Dutch if you were living in, oh, I don't know, the Netherlands, maybe? So, in closing, vil du være så venlig at skrive til mig? beautiful and intellegent! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  7. This is what I love about living about an hour from the DZ. I don't have to plan seven months in advance! my woman is lucky if I give her 7 hours notice. me: so how was your day? Her: well... it all started with this asshole.... me: thats great, I'm gonna go skydivin' see you later...hugs nad kisses to all your pink parts! and I'm gone she usually is gone aswell when I return but...it's all about priorities A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  8. Welcome to a new life all you need is a desregard for your own sanity and a hand full of $$$$$ A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  9. must have a viris A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  10. slim

    Beer

    I jusst broke my finger trying to reach into my monitor for my virtual beer!!!!1
  11. Isn't that supposed to be sweet 'nothings' Luke see it works!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  12. have you noticed the amount of women that like that guy? Why do women like liars? makes us nice wholesome honest guys seem bad A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  13. slim

    Tuesday Funny

    My wow (woman of the week) just laughed her ass off and said that was me!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  14. Isn't that supposed to be sweet 'nothings' Luke If it's me whispering, I don't waste time with nothings. Nothing get you nowhere, everything gets you everywhere! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  15. C'mon Gia you know you love to hear me whispering sweet everythings into your ears A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  16. reply] "You bought it, YOU wear it!". . I look hot in a matching scheer bra set and thigh highs!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  17. slim

    just ordered

    here is what it looks like, the colors are white and see through, and we are all out of white!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  18. taking a nice young lady to VEGAS for this halmark holiday. V-day makes it easy for us guys to get lucky. just pour on the sap and go to town!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  19. what do you look for when your online?!?!?! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  20. slim

    Hello

    welcome heads up tho, mind the crazy people!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  21. I found this A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  22. slim

    just ordered

    Sunshine I will get you a shirt with a pic of me on it for ya. that says I love Slim!!!! I have one!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  23. slim

    fantastic...

    I guee some guy sold half a sandwich a few weeks ago, on e-bay A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
  24. thanks all. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'