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some funnies (edited for bad stuff)(sorry) A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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sorry....sammich! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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the sex is good, but she is too lazy to get up and make me a sandwitch! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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hahaha A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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that would suck. how do you explain to your wife that your not a terrorist and you wern't looking for porn, as the FBI is knowcking at your door! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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well we have only been together for a few months, love is not an issue at this point. but I know in the long run I will be safe with her. but I just think I might miss out on some dirty fun in the mean time A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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there are going to be some pretty pissed off guys looking for MILFs and get some taliban news story!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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now I definatly, don't want to be his neighbor. RIP buddy! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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[reply"I find playing 18 holes to be amusing and very relaxing." amusing, but there are alot of dinners, drinks and pickup lines...not to mention trying to keepp the names straight~!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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Dear Sunshine, I have a prob and I have seen you help so many people and I am hoping that maybe you can help me. I am going to make this short. I met this girl and she is exactly what I need and I like her for that...but...she is not what I want exactly. I am super kick back...and she is a stress ball...I like to get up on the weekends and go do stuff...she'll sleep all day... do I keep her around, or give'er the Boot? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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HAHAHAHA A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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can't luv a dumb girl. If I lose interest due to her being dumb, by the time I get her home...I make 'em walk back! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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> The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy > leaning heavily against a wall. > > The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over > there by the wall?" and the clerk says, "Well, he came > in here this morning to get something for his cough. > I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire > bottle of laxative." > > The owner goes, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough > with a bottle of laxatives!" > > The clerk says, "Of course you can! > Look at him; he's afraid to cough!" A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I jump and the girl (future psycho ex-girlfriend) I am sorta seeing doesn't I like it that way...I can get away from her and have so much fun, I feel guilty!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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Tagged!!! blue skies my good man!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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pretty pissed right now i hate this situation 'bout to quit my job then I can't pay rent then I'll get a shooping cart and live outta that I want to leave now women are not worth the time that you put in. blah! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I also agree. why should I pay for this? it's crap, right there next to welfare for crack addicts squirtin out 8 babies, and using that money to live next to me and sending her kids into my yard to pay and get hurt so she can sue me!!!! I hate my neighbors A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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good song... Eurasure has a CD called "ABBA Esque" 4 or 5 covers of Abba songs I also like take a chance on me! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I read that about 6 times, thinking I smoked too much this morning!!! whew.... its not me A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I like the silver... here are a couple that I was looking to see if I could get made A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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lol 101 uses for a dead husband!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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nahhhh....they're just plain EVIL A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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yeah theres that word!!!! Sebazz kicks ass!!!! he's all smart and stuff! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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we all have multiple personalites...and so do we! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'