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I had that same problem. use the phase "fuck you, lemme talk to your supervisor" that works! sorta! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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tell them you are a raving cop hating facist!! they'll let you walk. trust me A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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HAHAHA I've dated girls with moms like you!!!!! y'all are scarey! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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yeah like the pilots will be paying attention to the plane!!!! BOOBIES!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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went to lunch, got drinks think I had a few too many feelin pretty good don't mind work so much feel much better now I'm drunk the boss bought me two!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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BOOBIES!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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that your "A" liscense? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I really need beer hard to see when I'm sober gonna drink for lunch A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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welcome to the nut house, sign over the pay check and enjoy the blue skies! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I need more tissues yup this box is empty now got goo on me...ewww (editeed cuz i kant speel) A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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gonna grab kleenex and I'm gonna hear sunshine talk dirty to seb! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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yeah that's where I heard it...kinda a relationship yoda! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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pee in her butt, and then screw her friend seriosly I heard it is the best revenge!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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no offence was meant I guess I'm not that funny don't give a phuck tho! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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thank you sunnyone. due to your advice I have done the following to better my life 1. dumped that girl 2. messed around with her room mate 3. lined up a "date" with her room mate's friend!!! Thanks sunny, for payment I have some advice buy stock in trojan condoms.........I'M BACK!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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you think anyone would jump outta a plane filled with hooters? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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that was the best thread I called someone an ass clown Sebazz likes ass hat! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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hooters has Airplanes I wanna book a titie err I mean a flight !!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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buying a ticket, I don't care where I'm going... kinda funny Hooters girl asking about infants!!!! what do you think the in flight movie is? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I cant speel real good need two get speel cheque hear I need to drink moor A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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thank God it's Friday I wanna go home and drink really wanna JUMP!!!! Thank god it's pay day I completely hat my job really need to drink! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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beer: Fat Tire Mixed: Whiskey and ice shot: whiskey gotta love Guiness tho A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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this is a much better way to spend my time and get paid, hence the angry boss and two foot pile of work with dust on it! (edited 'cuz the forums don't have spell check) A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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WOOO HOOO!!!! now lets get her out to the DZ!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'