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Durrr!!! Everybody knows the sexiest plane ever built is the the Transavia PL-12 Airtruk (pictured). *** I opened the link and SPROING!!! I got the biggest chubby!!! Man! What a sexy beast! -the artist formerly known as sinker

none of the above... the SR-71. w/o a doubt. although the b1b is very cool, low level, wings swept back etc... -the artist formerly known as sinker

that's an SM-1019... what the italian's called their version of the XL-19B/C -the artist formerly known as sinker

yeah, I caught that too... actually, as the joke was sent to me, the texan only fired nine shots each clip, which just wasn't kosher so I added the tenth shot. -the artist formerly known as sinker

Subject: The difference between Liberals, Connservatives and Texans Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? > > Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. > > Conservative Answer: BANG! > > Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading). Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?" Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click. Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?" -the artist formerly known as sinker

ha! i'm holier than muenkel!!! ha!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker

Your soul is worth £43122. For your peace of mind, 17% of people have a purer soul than you. well now... gotta work on that autoerotica thing though... -the artist formerly known as sinker

pic is too small... -the artist formerly known as sinker

cool! I lived at Lajes Field for two years. Was the best! It's such a beautiful place, and the Portugese natives are very kind and, at least back in the early 80's, were relatively untouched by modernity. It was an incredible experience. -the artist formerly known as sinker

oh you SUCK!!!!! damn, that was too easy huh... yep, an Li-2... ah well... I'll get a harder one next time. -the artist formerly known as sinker

ok, so name it... most of you will think this is so easy... but is it? For those of you who are plane savy, my apologies... this one isn't a toughie... -the artist formerly known as sinker

glad it did... that was nice of you to say...

bb... I will indeed tell him. and I like your sig line... -the artist formerly known as sinker

oh yeah! I forgot about that! I'll have to ask him about it next time we talk... -the artist formerly known as sinker

Some of you will remember way back in February or so my post about my cousin, Aaron Jansen, who is a Blackhawk pilot in the Army. He was deployed to Iraq as part of the 101st Air Assault out of Ft. Campbell. I asked for vibes and prayers for him and his buds. Well, I am VERY happy to say that Aaron is home! He came home a few weeks ago and it was a stealth operation to surprise his mother... when he showed up unannounced, she just about had a heart attack. Literally. She had chest pains for three hours after! Aaron looks great, he's in good spirits, but he says the adjustment back to normalcy has been harder than he thought it would be. There was some dove hunting going on near his property this weekend and he had the typical PTSD reactions to the gunshots. He said that there were at least four distinct times during his 6-7 month stay over there that he was sure he was going to die. His stories he related to me this weekend were harrowing yet uplifting. He witnessed a lot of suffering, but a lot of bravery and heroism as well. His favorite tales are of playing w/ the iraqi children and giving out candy and gum. He's a good man and I'm so happy he's home. Thanks everyone for your prayers and vibes. Now let's get the rest of them back safe too... -the artist formerly known as sinker

Here is what I have to say about that, and listen good: *** oh mastah!! I will sho lissen up real good, 'less you beat me again wit yo munkee hammah! (puke!) so it's a cool place to jump... big fuckin deal. they are still guilty of copyright infringement and their advertising is unethical... not the kind of behavior one would expect of the tight-knit family of skydiving... I don't give a shit if it IS "just business," you don't fuck other companies that way. I hope they go broke. -the artist formerly known as sinker

my wife and I would keep food in the car, like granola bars and the like and offer them to the panhandlers... some gratefully accepted, others rejected... the rejectors I think were more in it for the cash to maybe supply an addiction or whatever. I read of someone recently who took the tact that he'd rather always give $ if he had it for fear that he might miss the one person who might REALLY need it... -the artist formerly known as sinker

kyphosis = hunchback lordosis = bellyflyer -the artist formerly known as sinker

the arch one assumes in FF would be called lordotic. -the artist formerly known as sinker

kyphotic (look it up) -the artist formerly known as sinker

does mozilla cost anything? i don't mind the google bar at all, and there is other cool stuff there to use also... -the artist formerly known as sinker

is it just me or did he look a lot like a deer caught in the headlights? *** doesn't he always look like that? He's flying in to Nashville today, just at the time I need to get to the airport to leave on a business trip... it's really going to fuck up my day. Dammit. -the artist formerly known as sinker

russian attempt at a regional transport aircraft. -the artist formerly known as sinker

Soon I will have a real mystery plane photo*** so mine's not real, eh?? -the artist formerly known as sinker

all right, all right... here 'tis... and another su-80 thrown in for good measure... and a third sukhoi, but not one of a very good jump ship... not for the faint of heart... -the artist formerly known as sinker