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  1. you wish you had a bald sexy head like mine. you jealous weinie. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  2. lol! why yes, nice of you to notice! I love opposite day. and you must be dripping in sex today, you man whore! -the artist formerly known as sinker
  3. No. I love AOL. If it were a woman I'd want to make sweet love to it. btw, today is opposite day. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  4. Tacking derby?? Y'all have sailboat races out there, too?? Congrats, Suds! no no no, not tacking like sailing, tacking like tacky, as in the tackiest sense of humor... that's our sudsers, you just knew he'd have that shit nailed. congrats engine. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  5. O.... M.... G.... seriously. seek help. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  6. dude, that pic gave me the biggest laugh. that's living life, right there. jumpin, grinning, having a blast. great pic. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  7. vibes and prayers out to you and your family, girl. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  8. gag..... gross.... country??? fuck me gently with a chain saw! sublime, fine. country? fuck girl, you need therapy. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  9. *beep beep beep* that's the microwave... my popcorn is ready... -the artist formerly known as sinker
  10. OMG! I looked at the number, and I didn't recognize it...so I not only let you go to voice mail, I deleted your number too. Sorry. rl P.S. This is a thread hijacking, and you will be punished. I need a good punishment... for sure... especially since I didn't leave a voice mail... note to rl... 615 is my area code... -the artist formerly known as sinker
  11. That is cool. But please, sinker, don't eat him (your avatar). i am a little hungry now that you mention it... all that talk about christianity and shit. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  12. what annoys me in all of this is you didn't answer your phone tonight -the artist formerly known as sinker
  13. wonderful news!!! as a father of 4, i love hearing about new daddies!!! congrats man!!! enjoy this new time in your lives! -the artist formerly known as sinker
  14. PITA: People Incinerating Tasty Animals. Kallend... fly your Mooney over yonder and demonstrate the for the fed'ral gommint the difficulty of avoiding those there TFRs... that'll show 'em... -the artist formerly known as sinker
  15. I like PITA bread. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  16. *chewing popcorn, sippin a bud* this is a good'un... keep goin boys...
  17. I took one just the other day... ...you can't have it back. I put it on my po-po. -the artist formerly known as sinker
  18. sinker

    Blow me

    wanna lil tongue w/ dat? -the artist formerly known as sinker
  19. HappyBirthdayTOYOU YouLiveinAZOO YouSmellLikeA AndYouLookLikeOneToo! Happy Birthday Girl!! -the artist formerly known as sinker
  20. and I'm thankful that I won't hear that fucker as I scan through the stations anymore! happy thanksgiving JTVAL!!! thanks for being my friend! -the artist formerly known as sinker
  21. OMG! you're so funny! you didn't really say that.... yeah, you prolly did... -the artist formerly known as sinker
  22. "tears of mirth"... that's a good one... have a happy thanksgiving girl, you certainly have a lot to be thankful for... like not being stung to death! -the artist formerly known as sinker
  23. sinker

    soft links

    Wow....now that contributed alot to the discusion... yeah, woulda been better if he said "slink fucks" -the artist formerly known as sinker
  24. w/ their relatively light, somewhat flattish (is that even a word?) bodies (high drag), i could totally see 'em surviving the fall... damn that would suck... getting beaned w/ a scorpion that was in free fall... of all the dumb luck... eve worse would be to have one secretly crawl up your rig or jumpsuit, stow away as you jump, then after you open, have it crawl out on you... ICK! FUCKING ICK!!!! People on the ground would be all, "look at Boinky! She's doing some crazy dance shit under canopy! Is she on crack?" "Naw, just playin w/ her pet scorpions again... crazy woman!" -the artist formerly known as sinker
  25. what the hell did you do that for? did they WANT them? i'd hate to find one on the ride to altitude... -the artist formerly known as sinker