sinker

whenever i'm putting the kids down after carrying them, esp the little ones, I have them under their arms, facing out, and swoop them down to the floor, then flare them out for a nice, soft landing. -the artist formerly known as sinker

i can only cook 3 things... mac and cheese hamburger helper peanut butter and jelly (it's a special recipe) oh - 4 things... hot dogs. my wife clearly is the better cook. -the artist formerly known as sinker

that's right my brutha!!!

I felt a pang I was hungerin' for some apple pie Stumbled into the bathroom, hung my hog a little bit Washed the sleep out of my eye -the artist formerly known as sinker

Aside from her aggressive style and somewhat bizarre method of presentation (she was, afterall, playing for the camera) , what she expressed didn't stray much from standard fundamentalist belief. Have you ever been to a fundamentalist tent revival??? Crazy? You decide. looked pretty much like a mentally ill person off her meds to me... and I don't mean that in a perjorative manor... back when I was a therapist, we used to have to resond to a patient's house after each seizure she had... she'd stop her seizure meds and, following each one, would go into a post-seizure psychosis. Her ramblings, her raging, was not at all unlike this woman, esp. in it's religious content... this TV woman sounded also very similar to the delusional ragings of a manic person w/ pychotic features... i wouldn't be so quick to lump her into the convenient trash can you lump most other "mentally ill christians." unfortunately, she fits to perfectly into your preconceived stereotype or paradigm for you to try too hard to see things any differently. pity for you. -the artist formerly known as sinker

Umm.... are you agreeing or not? "Amen" to the leave them alone, or "down w/ the monobrow" Boys are so confusing!!!! k. ??? I said down w' the monobrow... the new rule was as long as girls have TWO brows, we're cool... we're cool... -the artist formerly known as sinker

i hate that fuckin this how you remind me song...if I never hear that song again, it'll be too soon. yeah, that one too! btw, where is your sexy avatar, dammit?!? -the artist formerly known as sinker

not today... oh well... back to trying to beat my own record... ok billyboy, not yo'self out!

i hate that fuckin song. they lost cool points for that one. -the artist formerly known as sinker

we should get out kids together and have a dirt-boogie... that would rock... last load, we could turn on the kool-aid light. -the artist formerly known as sinker

Amen brother! Down w/ the monobrow! -the artist formerly known as sinker

when my kids and I run through the yard or down the hall, we often do it in a track position. then, when we get to our destination, we wave off and dump. -the artist formerly known as sinker

damn, you're bored. no remodling/house gigs to do right now? -the artist formerly known as sinker

dassumfunnyshitrithar! -the artist formerly known as sinker

my boss, her first name is seven. she's not the seventh child, and her two other siblings have normal names... no idea why her parents named her seven. it was way before seinfeld, btw... in college, i knew a Rusty Wrench and a Glory Alleluia Right. Also, there was a girl in college from Corpus Christi... Her name, no shit, was Christi Corpus. one other one... there's a long-haired attorney here in nashville... real southerner... his name: Sumter Camp. -the artist formerly known as sinker

great to meet you too man! just don't kiss me again! WE DRINK LIKE VIKINGS! -the artist formerly known as sinker

Stop talking about your sex life OMG! you're so bad! If I were there I'd spank you with a dead sheep. -the artist formerly known as sinker

i'm a little tipsy too! second time this week, although not nearly as drunk as w/ his heinous, skymonkeyONE and his beautiful wife earlier this week... that's twice in one week... hasn't happened in years... -the artist formerly known as sinker

OH. MY. FUCKING. YOU-KNOW-WHO!!! That made me cringe. Horrific. Glad he made it out ok. WTF??? -the artist formerly known as sinker

oh yeah baby, they're WAYYYYY down... they fell at the french lesbian bar that skymonkeyONE, katiebear, porkchop and I went to the other night... down to the ground they went when some chick I beat in air hockey came over and tweaked my nipples. but hey, thanks for thinking of me!!! kisses babe! -the artist formerly known as sinker

read this slowly john... politicians.... lie... often... -the artist formerly known as sinker

you best be careful my neekie, you gave me copious hugs AND a kiss on the cheek the other night.... I can't be held responsible if my DNA finds it way... -the artist formerly known as sinker

but he knows what love ee-is. -the artist formerly known as sinker

me, sudsy and lisamarie did a four-way phone dive once... lotsa points... but damn, I could hardly take just being w/i earshot of TheRack(TM)v2.0... -the artist formerly known as sinker

I terrorrize damn dirty hippies TheRack(TM)v2.0 terrorizes weaker men. -the artist formerly known as sinker