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I wonder how many other peopel out there were ready to go to Ireland? you mean it's not really in Ireland? FUCK! Honey! Get my travel agent on the phone! cancel the tickets to Dublin! -the artist formerly known as sinker
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if i could give you a hug I would. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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Ah, but do you FEEL pretty? yes. i douched too. edited to add... funny story... my last name is DUDEK, pronounced "Doo-deck" however, I get all sorts of abberations... doo-dick doo-duck doo-dickles doo-doo doo-dack doo-dah (thank you, Chris Martin) but one day, while waiting for a flight in Atlanta, a Delta employee paged someone overhead... "Paging Michael Douche, paging Michael Douche...." I thought, surely they aren't paging ME! Yet, after a few minutes, it was nagging at me... I went up to the counter and asked about that page... yep, it was for me. How the FUCK did they get DOUCHE out of DUDEK???? Fuckers. How embarassing. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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[Dr. Evil]I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl, thank you [/Dr. Evil] -the artist formerly known as sinker
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i took a shower this morning. i smell pretty. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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ya know, I'm glad you started this thread... I've thought a bit about it, and I've come to the conclusion that one of the reason that I post here is that in some way I "need" some of the friends I've made on here. I "need" the connection to people that fly. They give me a sort of release and companionship that I don't get from any other source. Not one of my "in person" Nashville friends has ever jumped nor really have the desire to. Also, to some degree you are correct... if I'm feeling a "hole" inside, my post #s increase for a time, as I shrink away from "live" contact and shrink into virtual ones... but I'm seeing that this is far from the main reason for frequencies of posts. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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slappie, your avatar is just... bring back the lemurs ass pics. so we were talking about poo.... ever been to ratemypoo.com? just nasty. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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did you just call my kids the sinkerettes? a pox on ya! may they always be lean, mean fighting machines, not pot bellied pigs like their father. good luck today. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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Well, are you? no, but I sling good poo! -the artist formerly known as sinker
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Duh. I was out of witty retorts from that film. I wanna be an airborne ranger I wanna live a life of danger -the artist formerly known as sinker
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Was that English? It was drunklish. Here's the translation... "Here I am. No shit. They "Mickey Finned" me... God Damn, I am so drunk I can't type. Am I a now? -the artist formerly known as sinker
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twas a breakfast club quote.... no turtlehead here.... that's gross. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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I wish! -the artist formerly known as sinker
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my tummy is rumblin... may need to make a trip soon... -the artist formerly known as sinker
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we actually talked about your sig line while getting shit drung in fayetteville... we all had a good laugh...
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read it now... *snicker* 5 up high w/ a nipple tweak! -the artist formerly known as sinker
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no i don't have 777 jumps. yes the # is significant. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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i see a negative kid... tryi hitting on your computer that doesn't show your new avatar... -the artist formerly known as sinker
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i don't like women to smell like tuna. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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good vibes to you, your wife, and your kids, man. I's sorry to hear about that.... for me, the first time I quit (god, is this a f*cking AA meeting?), my wife had just gotten pregnant w/ our first kid and we wanted to buy a house, so the gear went... shortly after that, the twin bo I used to jump from crashed... eek. the second time I quit (i'm such a quitter), we were up to 3 kids, and I couldn't afford all the saftey gear... aad, top o the line helmet, newer gear, etc. plus, the drive to the dz was just too long, took too much time away from the fam... now, contemplating a move to illinois, we'll be moving very close to another dz, the cost of living is a lot cheaper and I might be able to spring for newer gear... so, maybe i'll start again... i sure do miss it though... i dream about it all the time. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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let me restate... after hanging with monkey and sleeping in their native habitat, i'm hung over. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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Oh, stop being such a sour-puss - you were just mad because I was right! He hates it when I'm right! Had a great night last night. We tried to share with Michael the wisdom of turning the phone off - one of these days he'll learn! I can only turn it off when I'm sober... it's complicated. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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after sleeping with monkeys I'm hung over. -the artist formerly known as sinker
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do you always keep that much shit in your purse? -the artist formerly known as sinker
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wanna know catagorically that miracles occur? skymonkeyONE, katiebear, and me (and another unnamed dizzy.commer) all getting nasty drunk in a lesbian bar in fayetteville, NC... and no one gets arrested... miracles DOOOO happen... -the artist formerly known as sinker