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  1. freakydiver
    That and I'm just bored at work!!! -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  2. freakydiver
    Couple that with your beautiful mug shot and crap, I could use a towel now too! -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  3. freakydiver
    You got that right!!! -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  4. freakydiver
    Well, I'm trying to get paid for a project I've been working on and its not happening... Must get new rig and mtn bike!!! -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  5. freakydiver
    Okay. Any "serious" lawyers that might not mind a question bounced off of them. I imagine not, but its worth a shot. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  6. freakydiver
    I get C# for my chord so back the f*%^ up. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  7. freakydiver
    Any skydiving laywers out there who wouldn't mind reading a issue I'm having? PM me if so... -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  8. freakydiver
    True true - I attempt to never talk to people while I'm packing. Five minutes to myself to get my packjob done is five minutes that I spend with more attention being paid to my canopy. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  9. freakydiver
    Ummmmmm - that's what I was trying to say in my other post - I'll never run into this issue by the way I do my line check... My crapjobs open all the time! -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  10. freakydiver
    Its just one big phat conspiracy after the next. I'll meet you all in Amsterdam at high noon. Homer gets the entire town of Springfield high when he distributes a beverage made from carrots and peyote. Anyone ever seen party boy in Utah? I know I have, hell he put the thong on wrong even. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
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    Shit

    freakydiver replied to MattM's topic in The Bonfire

    All I can say is shit. Sebazz - whats up with all that, well, umm, shit? -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  12. freakydiver
    "Kids make mistakes and may drive fast, but at least they're capable of driving safely." I disagree - most kids are very unaware of their surrounding while in a car IMHO. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
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    I have a retarded neice in my family, so I mean no disrespect to wheelchair bound individuals anywhere. But the fact that she told me about this is insane. NO OFFENSE MEANT - it is the funniest joke I've heard in awhile though! What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back in the wheelchair. Keep in mind, my neice in the wheelchair told this to me. Wonder what she's been doing with herself lately Edited to add - got any good jokes? -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
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    Dood he's just a freaking machine out there! Back in my college days when I played college soccer and was in shape a buddy of mine and I did three centuries in three days in the midwest without mountains. We couldn't move for a week. Its unreal what they do out there, the pace, the freakin hills!!! I cannot imagine just riding my ass around Colorado for a few days straight (100+ miles). I think I stick to skydiving (get in, fall out, throw out pilot choot, land - much much easier!!!!) -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  15. freakydiver
    Yah but can I have your Cypress? Sell it to me cheap?? -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  16. freakydiver
    Near to? Most of them are over centuries... Lance is going to kick ass. He has the strongest team by far!!!!!!! Those guys are workhorses for him! -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
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    Shit

    freakydiver replied to MattM's topic in The Bonfire

    She eye it. Shit! Almost got sued this week, almost lost my job because of it(it all panned out as bull"shit" thank god). I'm owed 5 grand that I won't get because of it. Man I wanted a new rig that freakin fits. My fioncee almost got laid off the next day. We thought she was pregnent the day after that. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
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    Hmmm - good point Push - I would submit to having to take a new test every year or every other year. There are probably just as many non-"elderly" out there that can't handle it. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
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    Too bad NO ONE knows the truth Bill. Although I'm with you, it still begs the question - maybe the world is a safer place because of what we did? Just maybe. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
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    Yah but chuteless - everyone knows you have more cajones than most!!!!!!!!!! -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  21. freakydiver
    Avid rider myself - I love the tour. It is truly the most bitching sports spectacle there is - not many people can do what they are doing... -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
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    http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=128471 Now you can sleep sound at night! -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  23. freakydiver
    I guess my only real fear is what the f happens when I go unstable. Again, the more I think about it, the more I think I'd have no problem handling flying a suit (other than the fact that I'm not a very strong individual) but I just don't know any birdmen so I've never been able to throw questions at them. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
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    Ummm - (bad at visualizng canpoy)... When the canopy over my shoulder and I am facing away from my rig about to flake, I lift up the top riser line sets (rear riser I am thinking) and visually look back to see that all of the lines attaching to that riser set is up above the bottom (front) riser set... -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --
  25. freakydiver
    I see the point and it has been taken. Duh on my part!! I still stand fast though, no fing way I want to see my 85 year old grandma or even my non-paying attention dad on a motorcycle. Speaking of which, his dumb ass who's never ridden a bike before just bought a huge ass honda vstar 1100. I'm already preparing for the funeral. -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --