yardhippie

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  1. Youve got to get a bigger lens like me! Because everyone knows that it is the size of your lens that counts! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. The armageddon one is pissing me off. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. So Ive made it up to 65. Ive dont nothing this morning. I like it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. Wow. Im so glad I missed this last night. I remember having the laptop in my lap, and passing it off to Kel cuz I couldn't figure out how to make it work. The she fucked with it a bit, and decided it was too much work. I guess last night was the night to go big. Funny, its only thursday. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie

    I hate deer

    Youre better off just hitting the deer. Avoidance can quickly put you, and others into great danger. If you'd been travelling faster or hit the tree differently, you may not have fared as well. Glad to hear you're ok. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. Whats a myspace? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. Jesus is on the cross and there's a crowd. He's calling to John, and John is fighting his way through the crowd. Jesus continues to call to John, while John battles the crowd. Finally, John reaches Jesus and asks him what it is he can do for his lord. Jesus says: "John, I think I can see your house from here!" can I get an upgrade on my trip to hell please? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. In my intro philosophy class I learned that you can't determine the reality of something when you can't see it. You can't determine the reality of something if you can only see part of it. You can't determine the reality of something if you can see all of it. You can't even determine the reality of something if you can see, smell and feel it. After all, there remains the possibility that we live in a Matrix-like world where nothing is real. Philosophers are very sick people. thats not quite true... for instance, you can sometimes determine the existance of something by seeing what is NOT there. For instance, a black hole. How do you see something that absorbs all surrounding matter and energy (light)? You wait for it to pass in front of some lighted object and view the effects. You can now know its real. Or maybe were all just jerking off. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. Things that are common for me: soba noodles minced garlic Fresh herbs: Basil, rosmare, thyme, cilantro, and parsley Fresh veggies: green onion, indian eggplant, squash, capsicum, onion, mushrooms, asparagus, and tomato Fresh fruits: oranges, nectarines, apples, banannas Fresh meats: whole boneless chicken breast, flank steak, thick cut pork loin chops thats a typical trip to the farmers market Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. The usual, we should be there round 8:30 or 9. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. Hottie and I will surely be there along with a certain Kitty! Anyone else? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. and OBVIOUSLY this is where you learned to speak "english"! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. those are negative odds. You have to pay us to take those bets! Any other categories? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. Ok seriously, let's not make a hippie suffer b/c of the slacker Tenneseeians! Thats is you two, this means war! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. After a nice drunken dinner with a few folks here in Atlanta, we've decided that we should address the potential for gambling at the event. Yes, I'm as shocked at you. We've decided that the odds will be based on who will do who. The names on the list go up on a grid system so that each name overlaps with itself and all other names. Odds are placed on that potential, and wagers placed. All proceeds to benifit the Hippie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. You is crazy! That was YOU!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. I didn't read the post, only the title. And I dont know a Notes, but if she's hot I'd like to meet her! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. Let's go brother! Im stealing a car for the ride! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. Where the fuck did that come from? As you found out tonight! i was hoping you'd tow ben/jen's camper to Dublin for me!? Thanks Lee, you're allright for a Pomme! See you in Dublin! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. No really. Its crazy! Sheep man Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. Nope, I wont be there until Tuesday night. I just hope Lee has got my accomodations moved in and all set up! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. What the difference in a bad of Mercedes parts and a bag of hooker parts? I dont have a bad of Mercedes parts in my garage! Whats the difference in Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang a picture! yes, I know, Im going to hell. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. I dont really have a problem with it.. I just want equal rights. next Time I am at the Mall.. I will start Crying and Screaming untill some nice lady come and puts a Boobie in my mouth. Think it will work? Who cares... we all know it never happend if theres no video! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Im afraid this thread will turn into whats right/wrong debate, but hell, its the am, I'll bite. I stared demoing new canopies for my last change at about 750 jumps. I had been on a Nitro 120 loaded at 1.8 for about 3 years and 600 or so jumps (yea I know, and I have stories to tell). Anyways. After my last bad choice, I went seeking some help from our local swoop crew. I had many of them watch my landings, talk to me about my goals, and how the next year was going to progress for me. I was not so sure when I had a couple of them suggest a Velo, but these are guys that have seen me swoop over the past two years and helped me along the way. I settled on the 103 loaded at 2.1, and now have about 100 jumps, and one nasty violent spinner on that sized Velo. Im very happy with my decision. The Velo is an amazing wing. It presents me with a list of new challenges, and lot more to learn. So I continue to take it slow, listen to those that helped me with the decision. Although, one of those guys is a bit gimpy now! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. Hippie says: "I know you'll make it, cause its time to jumpy-jumpy and humpy-humpy!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865