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My other monster suit is at the dry cleaners. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

If I were in your shoes, I'd look at: will I be in a financially better position at the end of the year? yes - Damn straight I'd do it. No - I wouldnt do it. Oh, and a million bucks dont buy you a mansion here in ATL, it buys you a house with a pool. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I just feel so violated . . . Hey, whats this woooshing sound going by me? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

My shit dont stink. That is all. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yeah, come through tonight and come play trivia with us! I promise we won't laugh at your weeble wobble dance. Well, maybe just a little. Whats this "WE" shit? You got a pickle in your pocket? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I'd say, depends on the context. You should post a transcript and the group will evaluate this for you. Dont worry. We'll be objective. Oh, and you know how I voted! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Gear rental can get expensive. I realize you may not want the hassle of buying/selling various canopies over your begginng years, but you can do it. Get coaching, listen to your instructors/peers. Be safe. I speak from experience when I say if you get in too big of a hurry, it will hurt (at a minimum). Please, talk to your instructors, they are there to help. It is so tough to evaluate your needs/abilities over the internets. I encourage you to start big and get some coaching. One of the guys who took scott Millers course last weekend at our DZ said: "Wow! I never knew my canopy could do that!" You should be able to progress through a few sizes over your few few hundred jumps provided you stay current, you jump regurlarly, learn your gear, and stay safe. Usually, its easy to buy those larger canopies and sell them without loosing much, if any, money. Talk with a rigger too, they can help with the equipment portion of your question. hope that helps. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yet again, I am humbled by your wisdom. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

That's why you're an amatuer. You drink everything handed to you. Veterans Wussies moderate and say "no thanks" when they've had enough. They also live longer. Live longer? Longer than what? Do you realize what my tats will look like if I live too long? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Suck it up cupcake. Take it, take it all! Finish your school so you can be a slacker at a job! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Amatuer! When you've learned to drink and have fun without the dreaded hangover in the morning, or pass the surprise urine test the next day (which I did after downing a 6 pack the night before), let me know, and I'll upgrade you to Veteran. A whole 6 pack? I drink a 6 pack as an appetizer. I blame my friends. I'd have been fine if i was not encouraged to drink everything. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

You get the award for the most random post Ive seen today. thank you. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I don't think I like the sound of either of those. I'm probably going to pass through Atl on my way home today or tomorrow-have you left yet? No, but now that I know youre coming, I'll book my tickets! I should be at trivia tonight. If I can get this damn hangover to go away. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Playing "gold"? Klutz + Dumbass = Kumass or AssKlutz maybe! Dont worry if you're a weeble cuz weebles wobble but they dont fall down! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I'll be back... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I'd say thats so much better than the alternative. But we have a gouda store here. Oh, yea: Hey ma, Im goin to get some goudah for buddha... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Do you work at Innetech? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

well, i wouldn't go that far, I'm just not a post-whore yet Id say you've got a good start! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I'd say thats so much better than the alternative. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Doh! How did he manage to stay on the right side? Not just the right side, but also, the correct side! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Where the hell in Alabama were you able to buy beer on Sunday that's a reasonable drive from Cedartown??? I know Birmingham, AL, as well as its home county Jefferson, sells alcohol on Sundays, but I'm not aware of any other areas in state... More importantly, who the hell let him drive a car!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I pack my velo in 5 minutes if I want to (RDS excluded). No opening issues yet. Blues. Well, Im not as cool as you Ian , but I can make a 15 min call, including RDS (bag attached), and have time to get a drink of water and dirt dive before the plane shows up.

well.... so then you didn't want to know? I'm so confused. Me too. Since Turtle is slacking, I want to know. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Well?!!!!! OK... just cuz turtle wanted to know. Nope. No "saggy" factor. 36C and I can still pass the pencil test. (but... kinda suprisingly, there are quite a few votes for the "not showing off the goods.") Not NEARLY as many as there are for showing the boobies. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I'll advise against it, but hey, some people love em. i still dont know what grits are, and I've lived heer all my life! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865