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  1. You want the good news or the bad news? Good: shes leaving and will hopefully never be on television again. Bad: you just helped the hype about it all. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. Sounds like me with my bottles of vodka. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Normally i'd be upset that you're offering your hippie ass to another chick. But since it's Karen (and i think i might have a girlie crush on her) i guess it's ok. YOU DONT OWN ME! Oh, and I use my Hippie ass to get what I want dammit! I aint no fool! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. arrrrr? No pirate ships! What about pirate ninjas? Pirate-ninjas.... sounds like an oxymoron. Pirates - loud, boisterous, rum swilling blokes Ninjas - stealthly, slinent, hot tea drinking types. So together you would have loudly silent, boisterously stealthy, hot rum favored tea drinkers. Ok then, how bout pirate hookers? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. Yea, um...I don't want him to shave me, nor do I want to shave him. I also don't want it in my ass. These are my limitations. limitations are good, but you really don't know what you are missing.... Hi, my name is Hippie. How YOU dooin? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. arrrrr? No pirate ships! What about pirate ninjas? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. I are serious Shane. This are my serious face. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. Yeah, kiss our ass Turtle. Bend over buttercup. I'll pucker-up! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. Turtle and Dave: this is how you let this thread die?! Im so dissapointed in you. Apollard: Melons, fruit, coconuts, jugs, breasts, etc. No matter the slang. We want em. Bel: I got a bottle of vodka, a bottle of cranberry, and a nut. Come on over. We'll have a drink or two. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. You is crazy. I've never been denied beer. Nor have I missed out. Your claims are fruitless. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. WTH do you live in Iceland or something? Im EDST. Girl you is crazy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. ...and you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yea you could prolly get that done. I trave a lot for business and I sometimes get my plans really late. Many times you awards miles are based on the class of ticket. There are different classes even for coach. I've dropped 900 for a last min flight and got almost 1800 mediallion miles. Its not always about the the seats! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. Feel the power, until I take it away. Its time for some reciprication! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. Oooohhh no you dont. You're not gettin off that easy! Then go ... I'm here. I turned back my clock. Where woudl I go? If you turned your clock back, you're on my time now. What else you got? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. I'm still here. Keep up grasshopper. Keep up hell. Im blazing this trail! Rocky: I was in on the nekkid twister? Damn, I dont remember that! Oh, and yea, the avatar is only a few mins old! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. Oooohhh no you dont. You're not gettin off that easy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. Oh no you dont! Im not done yet! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. Kicker being: you cant have them all under the same airline points number. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. ouch! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. But what?? Thats not tonight. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. Wait, I think this is a secret message- "Seriously. If I dont get some help soon they will take me. I'm poisoned. What can you do?" Oh, so close, yet, so far! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. [reply Um .. I'm pretty sure that's not Hippy's ass. But, can you explain that rash on it for us? Just in case we encounter that along the way ... Bwaaaahahahahhaahaha.... Bwahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahaha! OOOHhhhhhhhhooohh... haahahahhhahahahaa! yea, thats not my ass. ROFLMAO Rash! hahahahahhhahahaaaahahah! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865